you’re living in it, baby

Erm okayyy I noticed a lot of you are upset that I built the orphan crushing machine but have you considered that I - a homeless, neurodivergent minor - HAD to build that machine to literally survive?! Not feeling so great now are you?

make me a mod. i am normal and can be trusted with power

with all due respect to my beloved friends from England on this day: lol, bodied, rekt, owned, etc.

i love drinking coffee, spelling words without extra u's in them, and driving on the right side of the road.

me: these fireworks are so quiet

wife: those are palm trees