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a little (nsfw) alt account for the shenanigans and hijinks too bold for main | 28 | (they/she) | MDNI (21+)
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@amourousamphibian.bsky.social
· Aug 1
The bimbo brain rot is strong today
"It must be so nice living with your mom" well my mother should be in jail for how she treated me growing up, so no
January 20, 2026 at 10:20 PM
"It must be so nice living with your mom" well my mother should be in jail for how she treated me growing up, so no
I had a dream Marcello Hernandez and I locked eyes and I'll be riding that high for the rest of the day
January 19, 2026 at 2:54 PM
I had a dream Marcello Hernandez and I locked eyes and I'll be riding that high for the rest of the day
One day I'll write about how complex attraction to women is as a queer person who experienced assaulted by them first is, but I unfortunately don't think we're ready for critical analyses like that yet
January 18, 2026 at 7:26 PM
One day I'll write about how complex attraction to women is as a queer person who experienced assaulted by them first is, but I unfortunately don't think we're ready for critical analyses like that yet
I fr have the worst habit of reaching for TIKTOK of all things when I'm emotionally disregulated and that's getting nipped in the bud asap
January 16, 2026 at 9:03 PM
I fr have the worst habit of reaching for TIKTOK of all things when I'm emotionally disregulated and that's getting nipped in the bud asap
Beating people's pleasing tendencies one poop in public at a time 🤣🤣
January 16, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Beating people's pleasing tendencies one poop in public at a time 🤣🤣
I woke up from a nightmare there was a fucking tick embedded in my leg and no one would help me get it out YEEEEEEEUCK
January 12, 2026 at 2:55 PM
I woke up from a nightmare there was a fucking tick embedded in my leg and no one would help me get it out YEEEEEEEUCK
Homegirl said "huffling" time to sprinkle that into my vocabulary
December 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Homegirl said "huffling" time to sprinkle that into my vocabulary
The way my nervous system is convinced I'm going to die if I leave the house but I'm fucking iron deficient to hell and need meds ;^;
December 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The way my nervous system is convinced I'm going to die if I leave the house but I'm fucking iron deficient to hell and need meds ;^;
Realizing I've been held to impossible standards of performance these past few years while increasingly anemic is pissing me AWFFFFFFF
December 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Realizing I've been held to impossible standards of performance these past few years while increasingly anemic is pissing me AWFFFFFFF
My laptop died in the middle of a movie (pain) but the way she immediately started tying to play it again right as she booted up?! 🥹🥹 a trooper!!!!
December 5, 2025 at 6:13 AM
My laptop died in the middle of a movie (pain) but the way she immediately started tying to play it again right as she booted up?! 🥹🥹 a trooper!!!!
Finally being able to donate to fundraisers again is soooooo fucking nice ugh
December 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Finally being able to donate to fundraisers again is soooooo fucking nice ugh
My space is finally feeling like mine after a year 💞💞
November 23, 2025 at 4:32 PM
My space is finally feeling like mine after a year 💞💞
God these men are fucking dogs lmao
November 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
God these men are fucking dogs lmao
Damn I really am a baddie huh that's crazy
November 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Damn I really am a baddie huh that's crazy
Some people do deserve to go to the gulag fr
November 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Some people do deserve to go to the gulag fr
About to "Daddy 🥺" my way into an Xbox istg 🤣🤣
November 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
About to "Daddy 🥺" my way into an Xbox istg 🤣🤣
Going "oh I have a meme for this" and it being one I made HURTS
November 3, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Going "oh I have a meme for this" and it being one I made HURTS
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November 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Uh oh! Found me a lil gay cowboy and I want to slut him out
November 1, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Uh oh! Found me a lil gay cowboy and I want to slut him out
Sometimes it's 8:06 in the morning and you realize maybe you don't feel like a woman or a girl because of all the awful things women and girls did to you before men and boys ever got the chance
October 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Sometimes it's 8:06 in the morning and you realize maybe you don't feel like a woman or a girl because of all the awful things women and girls did to you before men and boys ever got the chance
Really fighting for my life after Taco Bell last night 😔
October 28, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Really fighting for my life after Taco Bell last night 😔
I don't feel like I can admit I want some of those squeaky toy paws on main man
October 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I don't feel like I can admit I want some of those squeaky toy paws on main man
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We don’t talk enough about how BIG FELINE has been running an ultra successful media campaign for DECADES!
Tony the Tiger? Cat memes? The Lion King? Sagwa, The Chinese Siamese Cat? The Cat in the Hat? Beyoncé in Kitty Kat? Eartha Kitt as Catwoman? Halle Berry as Catwoman? Sanaa Lathan as Catwoman?
Tony the Tiger? Cat memes? The Lion King? Sagwa, The Chinese Siamese Cat? The Cat in the Hat? Beyoncé in Kitty Kat? Eartha Kitt as Catwoman? Halle Berry as Catwoman? Sanaa Lathan as Catwoman?
October 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
We don’t talk enough about how BIG FELINE has been running an ultra successful media campaign for DECADES!
Tony the Tiger? Cat memes? The Lion King? Sagwa, The Chinese Siamese Cat? The Cat in the Hat? Beyoncé in Kitty Kat? Eartha Kitt as Catwoman? Halle Berry as Catwoman? Sanaa Lathan as Catwoman?
Tony the Tiger? Cat memes? The Lion King? Sagwa, The Chinese Siamese Cat? The Cat in the Hat? Beyoncé in Kitty Kat? Eartha Kitt as Catwoman? Halle Berry as Catwoman? Sanaa Lathan as Catwoman?
Being a yearner really ain't for the faint of heart ugh
October 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Being a yearner really ain't for the faint of heart ugh
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