Zeb Ulon
@ampshade.bsky.social
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yeah that was more than a bit goofy considering the whole ~$787,000,000,000 fine they got specifically for lying. seems that is still plenty fresh.
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he has gone well past the "what dumb people think a smart person sounds like" stage. pretty sure even the smoothest brained morons should know he is dumb as hell by this point.

they are just in denial / personality cult / too much sunk cost and the inability to admit they were wrong / gullible.
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why do they need to be careful? definitely sounds like a threat.
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it has got to be purposeful. if it was different characters on different programs i could see it maybe being possible*. but a ton of very convenient masked men seems unlikely.

(*Mark "Colin Robinson" Proksch used to get on local news morning shows pretending to be a yo-yo champion etc.)
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because his supporters are too dense and creatively void to design something and go to a print shop (so they have to use preprinted Trump-supplied signs at his rallies) that must mean NO ONE has those very basic skills and HAVE to have someone supply them.
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Turning Point should be concerned since they bussed all those domestic terrorists to the Capitol to beat cops and vandalize the place.

oh? that doesn't count? that can't be correct?
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the discount clothing store?
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oh. a milkshake AND a dildo. i guess that can be 'repeatedly beaten'. sounds scary!
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a 'social media influencer' surely has tons and tons of 'media' of such repeated attacks one would think. a milkshake 6 years ago doesn't seem very repeatedly beaten.
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it is also readily available to read. maybe try that before thinking it is a remotely plausible solution.
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starting to think all those Tea Party goofballs waving their pocket constitutions around maybe forgot to read it.
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i was totally unaware of the "irritates crowd" clause in the first amendment. seems like bad news for anyone unwillingly exposed to a Trump speech. like at the UN.
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should've been over when he was a segment producer on O'Reilly and got Dr. Tiller killed with the stochastic terrorism he still engages in today. instead he now has a prime-time show.
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also the guy who says he killed Osama bin Laden. very illustrious career!
Fox News has faced ridicule online for repeatedly interviewing masked "guests" - supposedly a "former Antifa member," an "ex-gang member, and others - who all appear to have the same build, eyes, and voice, leading viewers to suspect it's the same man each time.
Internet sleuths recently compared screenshots and suggested the mystery guest resembles Robert J. O'Neill, the former Navy SEAL who claims to have fired the kill shot on Osama bin Laden.
O'Neill, who's been a frequent Fox News contributor and commentator for years, has a long history of appearances on the network. The recurring use of masked figures resembling him has sparked fresh criticism of Fox's credibility and its penchant for sensational, poorly vetted segments.
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Though I'm a Musk biographer, I can't make the following claim with certainty—only contend that it's informed speculation.

I don't think Musk thinks *we're* in a simulation.

I think Musk thinks *he's* in a simulation.

Take a moment to process what that means about the value of human life to Musk.
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due to his dad grooming his step-sister since age 7— Elon has both a bruncle and a sisteraunt now.
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hmm. i wonder why Trump decided the Bahamas was the best ambassadorship for his new black friend. 🤔

seems kinda similar to having his other black friend be the secretary of HUD— because HUD has "urban" right in the name and that only means one thing to Trump. HUD is perfect for a neurosurgeon.
ethnic groups of the Bahamas showing it is 90.6% black
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JD wouldn't get MAGA respect even if Trump voluntarily stepped down or stepped waaay down (to hell). no way in a billion years they'd be remotely fine with him usurping their king.
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his sons should probably be kept far far away from drug sales. wouldn't want them to get easy access to a certain local anesthetic they seem quite familiar with.
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his singular ran-well-into-the-ground 'hit' came out in 1983. when Mike was 11. i can only imagine what the rest of Mikes music collection looks like.
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can we get people that might actually live long enough to see the consequences of their policy and votes. this is completely ridiculous.
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crazy he can't suss that one out! seems pretty obvious to literally everyone? did he bonk his noggin a bunch and get amnesia?
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'Millions Now Living Will Never Die' and 'TNT' were my favorites. i actually kinda forgot about them until i also saw a post about the new album. don't think i ever even listened to the 2016 one.