🤣 perfection

What in the Caucasity? This is why everyone on the left and the right cant stand liberals. Oh you protested at target hq instead of anywhere in town with a cop or member of ice? Great, now what happens, nothing. Continue to tell me why Chuck Schumer is the best senate minority lead while youre at it

It's the skin of a killer Bella

55 gal drums of lube exist. They're quite affordable when the opposite cost is letting the gestapo march through your town, and they ship via any LTL carrier because theyre non-hazmat.

Threads genuinely has a user base full of slop bots and illiterates using talk to text with a heavy stutter.

I liked the consumer movie idea, i liked that the Purple Rain b side does in fact start with When Doves Cry and end with Purple Rain, but it just seemed to have 0 urgency and 0 weight behind any drama because nobody got more than a scratch from the bad guys and that was from rolling out of their way

Not exactly the last episode but the one before it, a child has immediate understanding of the theoretical physics of exotic matter of which in the real world wouldn't be found out until 1989 simply by looking at one page in a notebook they happened to stumble upon 🧵

Children can free climb 90° cliffs in seconds with an improvised weapons cache to rival any paramilitary unit on an alien planet under severe mental and physical duress but the Kaiju could also tear through the rock like it was sand 🧵

What was the purpose of crashing the planets together? Bringing about the apocalypse? Transporting the mindflayer to earth to wreak havoc on the citizens and start a new world in their image neither option is made clear just "human bad" so there's no real purpose to the 2/3 season long villain plot🧵

There was absolutely no payoff to the entire season worth of Sarah Connor army scientist negating any need for her character it could have just been the army chasing them and not a full character arc to nothing 🧵

I dont remember a skeleton dance orgy in "Oklahoma!" set to Japanese taiko drumming under blacklight and strobes nor do I understand why a high school production of it in what I assume was the 50s or 60s would add it when im sure their drama department was hurting for funding in small town Indiana 🧵

YNWA

Pretty sure he's the next fed chair trump was talking about too if he's this much of a sycophantic pervert.

And what about the "tantalizing" and "decadent" dont forget about "sizzling"

At the moment if the league started in late September Liverpool would be almost even with Wolves. Everything is just trash right now and nobody knows what changes need to be made. the only person at the moment who is untouchable is Szobo, after that the entire squad and management could be replaced

I dont think Slot is handling this moment properly with how many losses have hit one after the other, I also do not think the genius football wizard we have seen Salah in the past is there currently. It's a catch 22. Salah can work magic, but he hasn't in this entire season, Slot won the league but🧵

It'd be more accurate to chant "we're absolutely delusional" or "we're not sure what offsides is" or maybe something about "we're sorry for calling it soccer"

There's plenty of options if they want to keep the same tempo and syllable count.

Im with him in that soccer should be called football, outside of that he can kick rocks.