Bryan ✊️
@amuzedmob.bsky.social
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Satan worshiping leftist poly dude
Sometimes I doodle on my phone and post it here
Satan worshiping leftist poly dude
Sometimes I doodle on my phone and post it here
So youre telling me 10 million dogs and cats go missing every year and your fascism eyes find somewhere between 366-729 of them... thats what the commercial said they find over 1 a day right? Im not buying their shit.
February 9, 2026 at 10:38 AM
So youre telling me 10 million dogs and cats go missing every year and your fascism eyes find somewhere between 366-729 of them... thats what the commercial said they find over 1 a day right? Im not buying their shit.
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This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
February 9, 2026 at 3:50 AM
This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.
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Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny
February 9, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Only one who got the ball into the end zone was Bad Bunny
I listened to a shit load of Metallica today because I'd never really listened to Metallica other than the radio stuff, and I wanted to see if maybe I was just missing something. What I learned today is that they're basically just a heavier Creed, after a full album and then a subsequent 4 to 5 🧵
February 6, 2026 at 7:38 PM
I listened to a shit load of Metallica today because I'd never really listened to Metallica other than the radio stuff, and I wanted to see if maybe I was just missing something. What I learned today is that they're basically just a heavier Creed, after a full album and then a subsequent 4 to 5 🧵
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again we do not really do a good job of explaining how wealthy people like Jeff Bezos are
his net worth is $253.2 billion.
so he could take one million dollars, and just light it on fire
and then do it again tomorrow
and again the day after that
and then do it every day for 693 years and 8 months
his net worth is $253.2 billion.
so he could take one million dollars, and just light it on fire
and then do it again tomorrow
and again the day after that
and then do it every day for 693 years and 8 months
February 4, 2026 at 5:41 PM
again we do not really do a good job of explaining how wealthy people like Jeff Bezos are
his net worth is $253.2 billion.
so he could take one million dollars, and just light it on fire
and then do it again tomorrow
and again the day after that
and then do it every day for 693 years and 8 months
his net worth is $253.2 billion.
so he could take one million dollars, and just light it on fire
and then do it again tomorrow
and again the day after that
and then do it every day for 693 years and 8 months
"Theater" yea too bad these clowns dont realize history is going to look at them as the butt of the American joke. If they weren't putting people through actual hell I'd say the only stage they belong on is a bad comedy act. Buncha fucking dickheads the lot of em.
Q: Can you be specific about how many ICE and CBP agents are currently operating in the state?
HOMAN: 3,000. There's been some rotations. They've been in theater a long time. Day after day, can't eat in restaurants, people spin on you, blowing whistles at you. But my main focus now is draw down
HOMAN: 3,000. There's been some rotations. They've been in theater a long time. Day after day, can't eat in restaurants, people spin on you, blowing whistles at you. But my main focus now is draw down
January 29, 2026 at 9:49 PM
"Theater" yea too bad these clowns dont realize history is going to look at them as the butt of the American joke. If they weren't putting people through actual hell I'd say the only stage they belong on is a bad comedy act. Buncha fucking dickheads the lot of em.
I have now realized that I checked my flannel and hoodie and jeans in my checked bag and not kept them with me where I'd be able to change into them before I got home from Miami where it is currently 42° warmer than home, home's 62° colder now than the daily high temp as well.
a man with ice on his face is standing in a snowy field
ALT: a man with ice on his face is standing in a snowy field
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2026 at 12:37 AM
I have now realized that I checked my flannel and hoodie and jeans in my checked bag and not kept them with me where I'd be able to change into them before I got home from Miami where it is currently 42° warmer than home, home's 62° colder now than the daily high temp as well.
We need to start giving local pd more money? The fucking police unions said they support ice, get the fuck out of here Amy. This is an emphatic "I really dont give a shit" answer from one of the top do nothing democrats. You are the opposition start acting like it.
Q: Are you willing to use every lever of power including a government shutdown to stop what's happening here?
KLOBUCHAR: Right now we're focused on getting ICE out of the state. Of course we will use every lever, but I do remind people that Trump runs the WH and sadly also seems to run Congress
KLOBUCHAR: Right now we're focused on getting ICE out of the state. Of course we will use every lever, but I do remind people that Trump runs the WH and sadly also seems to run Congress
January 24, 2026 at 11:44 PM
We need to start giving local pd more money? The fucking police unions said they support ice, get the fuck out of here Amy. This is an emphatic "I really dont give a shit" answer from one of the top do nothing democrats. You are the opposition start acting like it.
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Abolish ICE, Prosecute Every Single One of Them, and Send Greg Bovino, Kristi Noem, Stephen Miller, and Donald J Trump to The Hague
January 24, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Abolish ICE, Prosecute Every Single One of Them, and Send Greg Bovino, Kristi Noem, Stephen Miller, and Donald J Trump to The Hague
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Leaked documents about ICE deployment to Minneapolis suggests they're more worried about the backlash to Renee Good's death than they're letting on:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/immigratio...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/immigratio...
Immigration Agents Terrified by ICE Backlash
Leaked documents show Border Patrol needs volunteers for Minneapolis surge
www.kenklippenstein.com
January 13, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Leaked documents about ICE deployment to Minneapolis suggests they're more worried about the backlash to Renee Good's death than they're letting on:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/immigratio...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/immigratio...
New year new health insurance bull shit.
January 12, 2026 at 4:48 PM
New year new health insurance bull shit.
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Damn girl are you Ashli Babbitt, bc it’s January 6 and I’m trying to put one in you
January 6, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Damn girl are you Ashli Babbitt, bc it’s January 6 and I’m trying to put one in you
Things the general public expects you to know as an employee at a brewery, the ABV of every kind of alcohol on earth
December 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Things the general public expects you to know as an employee at a brewery, the ABV of every kind of alcohol on earth
@fifawc26.bsky.social sincerely go fuck yourself if you think im paying 700 bucks for nosebleed tickets to watch England. I dont have to worry about a hotel or travel or whatever, but good god almighty I knew it would be extortion but that is absurd, ill have more fun at my local bar 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
December 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
@fifawc26.bsky.social sincerely go fuck yourself if you think im paying 700 bucks for nosebleed tickets to watch England. I dont have to worry about a hotel or travel or whatever, but good god almighty I knew it would be extortion but that is absurd, ill have more fun at my local bar 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
"Im going to wear it right now"
Was he trying to sound like Roz in Monsters Inc.? Where's that paperwork Wizowski?
This dipshit could rhyme that line and say "We're preparing for a ground invasion, thanks for the peace prize Gianni"
Was he trying to sound like Roz in Monsters Inc.? Where's that paperwork Wizowski?
This dipshit could rhyme that line and say "We're preparing for a ground invasion, thanks for the peace prize Gianni"
December 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
"Im going to wear it right now"
Was he trying to sound like Roz in Monsters Inc.? Where's that paperwork Wizowski?
This dipshit could rhyme that line and say "We're preparing for a ground invasion, thanks for the peace prize Gianni"
Was he trying to sound like Roz in Monsters Inc.? Where's that paperwork Wizowski?
This dipshit could rhyme that line and say "We're preparing for a ground invasion, thanks for the peace prize Gianni"
Cant wait for my Spotify wrapped to tell me that 50+ of my top 100 songs this year are going to be in the yacht rock genre or Kneecap.
December 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Cant wait for my Spotify wrapped to tell me that 50+ of my top 100 songs this year are going to be in the yacht rock genre or Kneecap.
She's once again asking for 5 dollars and the only people listening spent 5x that on a half drank bottle of Fiji water at a polo match in the Hamptons.
full offense i do not know why hillary clinton is even talking
December 3, 2025 at 4:40 AM
She's once again asking for 5 dollars and the only people listening spent 5x that on a half drank bottle of Fiji water at a polo match in the Hamptons.
9 losses in 12 matches and any other manager would be out, sorry to say it but Slot out, can't say enough about how awful the entire squad (minus Szobo) are looking. Carra said it best, this isn't derailment, there is no track, there is no train. #LFC
November 26, 2025 at 9:59 PM
9 losses in 12 matches and any other manager would be out, sorry to say it but Slot out, can't say enough about how awful the entire squad (minus Szobo) are looking. Carra said it best, this isn't derailment, there is no track, there is no train. #LFC
Texas Roadhouse already playing Christmas music, before they're open, to the parking lot, I feel so bad for people working there.
It was Mariah Carey too, the bastards. At least wait 2 more days.
It was Mariah Carey too, the bastards. At least wait 2 more days.
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Texas Roadhouse already playing Christmas music, before they're open, to the parking lot, I feel so bad for people working there.
It was Mariah Carey too, the bastards. At least wait 2 more days.
It was Mariah Carey too, the bastards. At least wait 2 more days.
@jahimes.bsky.social the only delegate from CT to vote Yea on the "denouncing socialism" resolution. CT voters need 2 denounce this prick because he does not represent the values of an average Nutmegger he's 4 Wall St and the milquetoast centrist liberal wing of a party who enabled fascist take over
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 AM
@jahimes.bsky.social the only delegate from CT to vote Yea on the "denouncing socialism" resolution. CT voters need 2 denounce this prick because he does not represent the values of an average Nutmegger he's 4 Wall St and the milquetoast centrist liberal wing of a party who enabled fascist take over
Donald J. Trump and the J stands for JerkinBillClintonOffWithMyMouth
November 19, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Donald J. Trump and the J stands for JerkinBillClintonOffWithMyMouth
Phone call I just got
Hello this is generic white guy name with whoever and we're calling raising awareness for our black the blue awareness campaign, officers are being violently assaulted in the streets
Me yelling at them on speaker: well maybe they should get different jobs *hangs up*
Hello this is generic white guy name with whoever and we're calling raising awareness for our black the blue awareness campaign, officers are being violently assaulted in the streets
Me yelling at them on speaker: well maybe they should get different jobs *hangs up*
November 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Phone call I just got
Hello this is generic white guy name with whoever and we're calling raising awareness for our black the blue awareness campaign, officers are being violently assaulted in the streets
Me yelling at them on speaker: well maybe they should get different jobs *hangs up*
Hello this is generic white guy name with whoever and we're calling raising awareness for our black the blue awareness campaign, officers are being violently assaulted in the streets
Me yelling at them on speaker: well maybe they should get different jobs *hangs up*
NYC cheering John Cena?!? Some things are more important than rivalry 😭
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 AM
NYC cheering John Cena?!? Some things are more important than rivalry 😭