Amy Saltzman
@amyblues.bsky.social
Program director, baker, candlestick maker. Not that last one. Future VP of Common Sense.
Ooooooooh, I want to lock you up!
January 26, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Ooooooooh, I want to lock you up!
But also super hungry and can’t sleep. What a winning combination.
January 17, 2026 at 3:09 PM
But also super hungry and can’t sleep. What a winning combination.
I, too, have purchased this bucket and it’s amazing.
January 11, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I, too, have purchased this bucket and it’s amazing.
Missed the second to last step going downstairs barefoot. My pinky toe hooked under the riser and the rest of me went in another direction. I dislocated my toe so badly I almost lost it when it wouldn’t “relocate.” I needed surgery for pin insertion.
January 6, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Missed the second to last step going downstairs barefoot. My pinky toe hooked under the riser and the rest of me went in another direction. I dislocated my toe so badly I almost lost it when it wouldn’t “relocate.” I needed surgery for pin insertion.
Yeah, hard pass. If you bring your abhorrent views to the workplace and your employer doesn’t support them, they are entitled to terminate your employment. You are representing them and your views are a liability.
December 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Yeah, hard pass. If you bring your abhorrent views to the workplace and your employer doesn’t support them, they are entitled to terminate your employment. You are representing them and your views are a liability.
Fuck them kids, amirite?
December 5, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Fuck them kids, amirite?
I recognize this probably does not fall within the standard for If Books Could Kill, but man, you and @notalawyer.bsky.social would really be doing us all a solid by reviewing it. A 2025 miracle.
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I recognize this probably does not fall within the standard for If Books Could Kill, but man, you and @notalawyer.bsky.social would really be doing us all a solid by reviewing it. A 2025 miracle.
Our long national nightmare comes to an end
December 4, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Our long national nightmare comes to an end
Sounds like me driving with my dad in the passenger seat 😂
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Sounds like me driving with my dad in the passenger seat 😂
Honestly the best part about stuffing is the part that crisps up at the edge of the cavity - I call it the stuffing cap and it’s my favorite. Crispy outside, soft inside. So good.
November 27, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Honestly the best part about stuffing is the part that crisps up at the edge of the cavity - I call it the stuffing cap and it’s my favorite. Crispy outside, soft inside. So good.
Husband’s response: is everyone just icky and oogy out there? 😂
November 22, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Husband’s response: is everyone just icky and oogy out there? 😂
I hate making the shells - getting them off the back of the wooden spoon reminds me of barnacles
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I hate making the shells - getting them off the back of the wooden spoon reminds me of barnacles
I have it on good authority aura is good
October 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I have it on good authority aura is good
I hope you find something
October 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I hope you find something
Friend and former colleague is hiring here if you’re interested: www.linkedin.com/posts/christ...
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October 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Friend and former colleague is hiring here if you’re interested: www.linkedin.com/posts/christ...
Hard fucking pass
September 26, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Hard fucking pass
Because I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and gosh darn it people think I’m high on ketamine or cocaine.
September 20, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Because I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and gosh darn it people think I’m high on ketamine or cocaine.
Sadly, they did not
September 13, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Sadly, they did not
Apparently half the episodes from season 4 were filmed - I just want to know how it ends!
September 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Apparently half the episodes from season 4 were filmed - I just want to know how it ends!
GLOW on Netflix. It had three seasons, and they were filming a fourth, but Covid shut it down. Always a favorite.
September 12, 2025 at 10:15 PM
GLOW on Netflix. It had three seasons, and they were filming a fourth, but Covid shut it down. Always a favorite.
I want him to keep my city’s name out of his smug mouth
August 21, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I want him to keep my city’s name out of his smug mouth
Make a little birdhouse in your soul. Not to put too fine a point on it, say I’m the only bee in your bonnet! It’s a little birdhouse in your soul.
August 19, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Make a little birdhouse in your soul. Not to put too fine a point on it, say I’m the only bee in your bonnet! It’s a little birdhouse in your soul.