Monday Mystery:

Is my melancholy caused by migraine, menopause or MAGA Machivellianism?

I'm not saying it's a healthy coping mechanism, but I have found doing a bit of macaroni and cheese temporarily helps take the edge off a bad case of weltschmerz.

I'm sad that Jesus never ate a BLT.

What did you do to cope during the apocalypse?

...

Well, I watched a lot of women's basketball.

I asked for no lettuce.

There was enough iceberg on my burger to sink the Titanic.

What's the difference between a panic attack and just sparkling anxiety?

-Six Hundred Days-

Allah, you are closer than their breaking hearts.

Ruach, you are their final breath.

Sophia what wisdom is in this?

Jesus, Jesus, Jesus

Erg. I keep searching grocery store websites for "pasteurized eggs" and only find "pasture raised" eggs. 😂

Scotti asked me to pray with her before we went to sleep.

I took her hand, bowed my forehead to hers and prayed aloud:

"Lord, please forgive Scotti for not buying me cake."

*Wife and daughter talking about the latest in thorium salt reactors.*

Me: "Y'all are nerds! Anyway, I'm going to go back to my study of ancient religious texts that didn't make it into the Bible..."

I made this account a year ago. The description says, "Not Alice Roberts." I have absolutely no idea why.

GNU Terry Pratchett

I thought the Instagram algorithm was showing me some intimate lesbians... but it was just a physical therapy advertisement.

Holiday Frustration.
I don't want to text friends to rant.
No need to cloud their day too.
And so I'll just say it here:

ARGH!!!!!!

Now back to the kitchen.

This is my second post and I'm already wishing I didn't pick the same username I had in the 90s... If I had a second chance I'd pic something no one would ever connect with me then I could share the unhinged thoughts that meander through my mind...

I'm just remembering that time last week when my wife sat down and said, "I'm glad that I realized that cups are useful."