Nico Schwartz
@amynicoschwartz.bsky.social
Comedian, Writer, Actor, Educator & any other new ADHD joy
Trying weird stuff out, Falling down, & having a good time.
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Trying weird stuff out, Falling down, & having a good time.
Like squirrels ADHD people (we) are running around. Jumping in the air. Looking lost, but knowing exactly what we are doing, kinda, to survive.
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Like squirrels ADHD people (we) are running around. Jumping in the air. Looking lost, but knowing exactly what we are doing, kinda, to survive.
ADHD people aren't distracted by squirrels.
We LOVE squirrels. We are squirrels.
We LOVE squirrels. We are squirrels.
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
ADHD people aren't distracted by squirrels.
We LOVE squirrels. We are squirrels.
We LOVE squirrels. We are squirrels.
Or weird I ended up being a pro sports mascot.
When I was a child I was terrified of Chuckey Cheese & appalled my parents called a giant rat over to our dinner table.
When I was a child I was terrified of Chuckey Cheese & appalled my parents called a giant rat over to our dinner table.
November 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Or weird I ended up being a pro sports mascot.
When I was a child I was terrified of Chuckey Cheese & appalled my parents called a giant rat over to our dinner table.
When I was a child I was terrified of Chuckey Cheese & appalled my parents called a giant rat over to our dinner table.
I really had a lot of fun during my time as a woman who ruined the workforce in tech.
Sales bros hated & feared me. It was a great time to work!
Sales bros hated & feared me. It was a great time to work!
November 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I really had a lot of fun during my time as a woman who ruined the workforce in tech.
Sales bros hated & feared me. It was a great time to work!
Sales bros hated & feared me. It was a great time to work!
This is too on brand
FIFA giving trump a peace prize is genuinely peak FIFA i love it
November 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
This is too on brand
All you need to know about the United States is this:
The malls are open later than the polls.
The malls are open later than the polls.
November 5, 2025 at 1:55 AM
All you need to know about the United States is this:
The malls are open later than the polls.
The malls are open later than the polls.
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President Trump said it was "highly unlikely" he would fire Jerome Powell, but also said he discussed the idea with Republican lawmakers who expressed support.
Trump floats firing the Federal Reserve chair as White House criticism boils
President Trump said it was "highly unlikely" he would fire Jerome Powell, but also said he discussed the idea with Republican lawmakers who expressed support.
n.pr
July 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
President Trump said it was "highly unlikely" he would fire Jerome Powell, but also said he discussed the idea with Republican lawmakers who expressed support.
Anyone else feel like if you get sent to a prison camp your parents will tell you:
"It's a good opportunity job!"
"It's a good opportunity job!"
March 4, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Anyone else feel like if you get sent to a prison camp your parents will tell you:
"It's a good opportunity job!"
"It's a good opportunity job!"
Anyone else feel like they are aging rapidly instead of the President?
Usually the president leaves with grey hairs aged but a lot of us may end up like Storm from X Men ar this point.
Usually the president leaves with grey hairs aged but a lot of us may end up like Storm from X Men ar this point.
March 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Anyone else feel like they are aging rapidly instead of the President?
Usually the president leaves with grey hairs aged but a lot of us may end up like Storm from X Men ar this point.
Usually the president leaves with grey hairs aged but a lot of us may end up like Storm from X Men ar this point.
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Last fall, thousands of people took part in a stress reduction study, learning skills that can improve mood and reduce anxiety. The results are in: Here's what they show.
From blah to buoyant, these skills can improve your mood and optimism
Last fall, thousands of people took part in a stress reduction study, learning skills that can improve mood and reduce anxiety. The results are in: Here's what they show.
www.npr.org
March 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Last fall, thousands of people took part in a stress reduction study, learning skills that can improve mood and reduce anxiety. The results are in: Here's what they show.
Should I get a marriage certificate now?
Any LGBTQ lawyers thoughts?
Any LGBTQ lawyers thoughts?
January 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Should I get a marriage certificate now?
Any LGBTQ lawyers thoughts?
Any LGBTQ lawyers thoughts?
I saw this in lobby of the movie theater after finishing washing Nosfaratu.....
January 21, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I saw this in lobby of the movie theater after finishing washing Nosfaratu.....
Does Musk know what Nazis did to people with Autism?
Does Zuckerberg know what happened to Jews for Hitler?
I'm assuming so and their egos are just that insane.
Does Zuckerberg know what happened to Jews for Hitler?
I'm assuming so and their egos are just that insane.
January 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Does Musk know what Nazis did to people with Autism?
Does Zuckerberg know what happened to Jews for Hitler?
I'm assuming so and their egos are just that insane.
Does Zuckerberg know what happened to Jews for Hitler?
I'm assuming so and their egos are just that insane.
I can't repost MLK Day quotes on Instagram right now.
Thank you BlueSky for being a place for speech against hatred.
Thank you BlueSky for being a place for speech against hatred.
January 21, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I can't repost MLK Day quotes on Instagram right now.
Thank you BlueSky for being a place for speech against hatred.
Thank you BlueSky for being a place for speech against hatred.
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Brave yourselves for more of the like.
January 21, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Brave yourselves for more of the like.
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Awkward people avoid any movements that look like a possible Nazi salute.
Cause boy would that mistake be awfully awkward...
Cause boy would that mistake be awfully awkward...
January 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Awkward people avoid any movements that look like a possible Nazi salute.
Cause boy would that mistake be awfully awkward...
Cause boy would that mistake be awfully awkward...
Animals are smarter than us.
A whales pop song is 15 minutes long & they don't have jobs.
A whales pop song is 15 minutes long & they don't have jobs.
January 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Animals are smarter than us.
A whales pop song is 15 minutes long & they don't have jobs.
A whales pop song is 15 minutes long & they don't have jobs.
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The Great Lakes don't readily evoke images of surfing and surfboard-making, but a surfer in Wisconsin is on an eco-friendly mission to change that.
A Wisconsin-based surfer is on a quest to create a more eco-friendly board
The Great Lakes don't readily evoke images of surfing and surfboard-making, but a surfer in Wisconsin is on an eco-friendly mission to change that.
www.npr.org
January 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The Great Lakes don't readily evoke images of surfing and surfboard-making, but a surfer in Wisconsin is on an eco-friendly mission to change that.
Stay safe!
Sometimes we gotta make do with what we can find but we don't have to give up.
Sometimes we gotta make do with what we can find but we don't have to give up.
January 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Stay safe!
Sometimes we gotta make do with what we can find but we don't have to give up.
Sometimes we gotta make do with what we can find but we don't have to give up.
The L.A. air is not safe!
Please wear a mask. N95 if you can get one & if not K95 or even a surgical masks with a bandana over it.
I see so many people walking around breathing in all this toxic chemicals, asbestos & ash.
Please wear a mask. N95 if you can get one & if not K95 or even a surgical masks with a bandana over it.
I see so many people walking around breathing in all this toxic chemicals, asbestos & ash.
January 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The L.A. air is not safe!
Please wear a mask. N95 if you can get one & if not K95 or even a surgical masks with a bandana over it.
I see so many people walking around breathing in all this toxic chemicals, asbestos & ash.
Please wear a mask. N95 if you can get one & if not K95 or even a surgical masks with a bandana over it.
I see so many people walking around breathing in all this toxic chemicals, asbestos & ash.
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I've been on Bluesky for only 3 weeks, but I'm already so grateful for it.
It's really nice to have conversations again. X felt like every commenter was in the midst of a road rage episode.
I forgot what it felt like to hear normal voices on the internet again.
It's really nice to have conversations again. X felt like every commenter was in the midst of a road rage episode.
I forgot what it felt like to hear normal voices on the internet again.
December 6, 2024 at 6:07 PM
I've been on Bluesky for only 3 weeks, but I'm already so grateful for it.
It's really nice to have conversations again. X felt like every commenter was in the midst of a road rage episode.
I forgot what it felt like to hear normal voices on the internet again.
It's really nice to have conversations again. X felt like every commenter was in the midst of a road rage episode.
I forgot what it felt like to hear normal voices on the internet again.
BRAT Girl summer is just bananas rice apple sauce & toast right?
November 17, 2024 at 7:47 AM
BRAT Girl summer is just bananas rice apple sauce & toast right?
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Who made this? Ahahaha
November 15, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Who made this? Ahahaha