Costco and Trader Joes are yin and yang. Together they form a harmonious balance. One sells big piles of normal food, the other sells small piles of weird food. These are the two food piles people need

GNG 101: Introduction to Gooning
GNG 110: Fundamentals of Gooning
GNG 220: Gooning History I
GNG 221: Gooning History II
GNG 310: Designing for Gooning
GNG 351: Gooning Theory
GNG 400: Advanced Gooning

Do not, my friends, become addicted to cheesy gordita crunch. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence.

I want the NYT Connections puzzle people to know that Pit, Boxer, Lab, and Chin should’ve been TYPES OF DOGS

the Eraserhead baby was the first time I saw myself reflected in cinema

The REAL story here is that a 58 year old man was hit 78 times by a professional boxer in his prime with the best preparation in the world and still sustained zero damage. #tyson #paul

Let’s be real, by winning they mean he threw more punches. None of which knocked out or significantly harmed Mike. Tyson walked out that ring just the way he came in lol

aaaand we’re back