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I'm like if a really cool person kinda sucked
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Now You See Me: Now You Don't
letterboxd review of Now You See Me: Now You Don't (2025) 3.5 stars, liked look man I love when a long shot is all in one take. I'm a sucker for that shit. inject that shit directly into my veins. makes me want to stand up and shake somebody's hand
December 5, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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sometimes I think of a joke but don't want to post it right away and bsky still doesn't have drafts so I have to write my little jokes in a notebook like some kind of chump
a sheet of unlined paper on a notebook where I have written the following in pencil: at the lynyrd skynyrd cover band show yelling "PLAY HOT TO GO!"
December 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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had to skip around the rest of the scene to avoid spoilers but

"forget the name of your god, and cherish the name of your neighbor that was swallowed up by it"
(continuation of Shrue monologue) Salt the earth and spoil the harvest. Wreck the palace altars; tear down the walls of your own house. Forget the names of your forebears and the lessons they taught you. They will tell you this is its own kind of fanaticism, its own kind of relentless purity, and it is. It is a drastic measure, and we need to take it, because we have built a hollow and a dying world that continues to devour us, and a thousand-and-one beautiful forms of denial. That is the sacrifice we must make, and we must do it now, because otherwise we will go on telling all kinds of wonderful stories, and we will go on finding new gods to worship, and in the end the only choice left to any of us will be the name upon our lips as we perish in darkness. (Taking a breath) I’m going to share with you now the marks of the Woundtree. (I've skipped some pretty spoilers dialogue but here is the end of the monologue) Use them, pass them on, do not forget the suffering that keeps the engines of this world turning, forget the name of your god and cherish the name of your neighbour that was swallowed up by it- SHRUE: (yelling) Kill your gods!
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
anacrusisnt.bsky.social
The Silt Verses, Chapter 43: One Last Song of Revelations
SHRUE: This is the truth, as I see it. There is no rational plan for our society as we’ve built it. There’s no steady hand at the tiller.. There’s no making the best of it. We’ve built a hollow world, a dying world, with hunger at its core, and the hunger only keeps on growing. And the people who rule over your lives - we’re, we’re very much like the gods we try so hard to sell you on. We’re hungry, and we’re frightened, and we’re utterly self-interested, and we want to live to keep on eating you for as long as we can. (continuation of Shrue monologue) We will give birth to terrors we cannot control, to give ourselves an advantage against the competition in our own petty squabbles for supremacy, and we’ll spend great fortunes on finding ways to make our atrocities sound pretty and sustainable and safe. And when you try to tell us this, we will reply that you’ve been duped by undergraduate simplicity, you’re being unreasonable and you’re being naive - because it’s childish stuff to blame us for the horrors before your own eyes, and the world is really a more complicated place than you’ve painted it. (continuation of Shrue monologue) And the world is complicated, it’s true - but at the end of the day you will still be caught up in its clutches and devoured, and we will let it happen to you. Yes, the world is complicated, and people are too. But greed and hunger are simple truths, and the more justifications we find, the harder it becomes to face them. Worse yet - if we try to tear ourselves away from them now, if we no longer offer up prayers or sacrifices to these idols - we’ll come away broken. Life will become harder. The soil will turn barren. The nameless things we used to love and that we thought loved us in turn - they’ll turn on us with desperate, hungering fury. (continuation of Shrue monologue) That's why we have to do it. The Woundtree’s people have it right, but they don’t go far enough, because they think you’ll hate them for telling you the truth. Kill your gods. Starve them out. Topple their statues. Forsake their comfort. Kill the stories that gave birth to them. Tear away our flesh that bears their marks. If our words and stories sustain them, let us fall silent. If our communities rely upon them, let us drift apart from one another, and die lonely in the polluted wilds, amongst the howling winds of long-forgotten deities.
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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screenshot of the sentence "consider the humble league spartan" generated in league spartan font. I am unsure how to describe a font in alt text. it has the usual curviness associated with modern corporate style but is more spaced out in its kerning. look I'm trying my best here. it is easily readable, professional, and inoffensive. no one in their right mind would beef with league spartan. it is the outback steakhouse of fonts; not everybody's favorite but it's a good inoffensive place to go when your family is in town and you don't want to fight over trying to get them to try thai food. also who doesn't love a bloomin onion. yeah I stand by what I said it is truly the outback steakhouse of fonts
December 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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happy "top 1% of Mountain Goats listeners for like the 4th or 5th year in a row" to me
"THE MOUNTAIN GOATS IS YOUR TOP ARTIST You spent 622 minutes with them, which makes you a top 1% global fan"
December 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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achewood comic panel 1: a bear wearing a sweater walks into the room and says to another bear, "hey guys, guess who just got..." panel 2: closeup of the bear in the sweater. he throws his hands up and says in a sing-song voice "partially..." panel 3: the bear continues singing, "un-defunded"
December 3, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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necesito conseguir una vida
my Duolingo "wrapped" telling me I'm in the top 2% of global users
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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OKAY SO KNIGHT WON. IF PENTA WAS ORIGINALLY SUPPOSED TO WIN THE MATCH VS SIKOA BEFORE HIS INJURY, THEN GUNTHER BEATS SIKOA, LOSES TO KNIGHT, AND KNIGHT BEATS CENA. IF SIKOA WAS ALWAYS MEANT TO WIN THEN SIKOA BEATS GUNTHER AND KNIGHT BUT LOSES TO CENA
pepe silvia
December 2, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Wake Up Dead Man (2025)
letterboxd review of Wake Up Dead Man (2025) 4.5 stars, liked "There was a shot of daniel craig illuminated by the light streaming in from a church window that made a man behind me audibly whisper "wow"."
November 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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been attempting backstitching for the first time!
a cross stitch project on light blue fabric with violets and green leaves a close-up of part of the project where I'm outlining the flowers in black thread by backstitching
November 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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they are sisters
two brown tabbies named mango and mochi snuggling on the corner of my bed
November 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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SO WHEN YOU FINALLY GO YOU GO YOU GO YOU GO YOU GO YOU GO AND WHEN YOU CHOOSE TO GO I RESUME I LITTLE LOWER ROAD
barbie sitting in her pink convertible hitting the high note to a song
November 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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Knives Out (2019)
letterboxd review of Knives Out (2019) 4.5 stars, liked "the donut monologue is one of the greatest monologues of all time and should be studied in every Acting for the Screen class and no I am not joking even a little bit"
November 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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I love you, supermarket tiramisu
a plastic container filled with a large square or tiramisu with a spoon sticking out of it I'm going to attempt to eat the whole thing
November 28, 2025 at 12:36 AM
anacrusisnt.bsky.social
SUCCESS

(still working on the wine)
a bowl of stuffing with prosciutto, bread cubes, celery, and onion and spices on a table with a glass of red wine
November 28, 2025 at 12:08 AM
anacrusisnt.bsky.social
trying to figure out why Rian Johnson had to make Benoit Blanc so hot
frame 1: Daniel Craig as Benoit Blanc in Knives Out holding a cigar as he gestures with both hands and says "it makes no damn sense" frame 2: Daniel Craig as Benoit Blanc in Knives our adds, more pensively than before, "compels me though"
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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nuh uh!! no cat of mine is going to be a g*mer
a brown tabby with white socks named mochi sits on a green couch curled around a black knock-off nintendo switch controller
November 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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GET IN LOSERS WE'RE WATCHING KNIVES OUT
my TV showing the title for Knives Out
November 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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I'm gonna drink this bottle of malbec and make stuffing
a small flat pan of small pieces of bread sits on a surface with a glass of wine and a bottle of the wine
November 27, 2025 at 10:07 PM
anacrusisnt.bsky.social
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles (1987)

(I refuse to acknowledge the lack of oxford comma in this title)
Letterboxd review for Planes, Trains, and Automobiles (1987) 4 stars, liked "Hell is other people. but sometimes also heaven is too, so unfortunately we can't just write humanity off"
November 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
anacrusisnt.bsky.social
BRIEHOLD
a spread consisting of a wheel of breaded brie cheese, a bowl of garlic toast and crackers, a bowl of prosciutto, and a bowl of raspberry preserves with a lil hot sauce to give it a kick
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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quick "staying at home doing nothing and talking to no one" fit check
full length mirror selfie. I am wearing gray sweats, a white tshirt for the band War on Women that consists of a three-breasted woman with black Xs over the nipples, a teal dressing gown with cranes on them, and bright pink fuzzy slippers
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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"beck why are you awake at 3:45am breading a wheel of brie cheese" because I've lost control of my life
a small wheel of brie cheese that I have dipped in egg and coated in bread crumbs several times sitting on a plate with a piece of parchment paper on it. it has been crosshatched several times with a knife
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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oh my god you guys its happening. everybody be cool
a brown tabby with white socks named mochi curled into a ball in my lap on a blanket made out of old concert tshirts
November 27, 2025 at 12:46 AM