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I'm like if a really cool person kinda sucked
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I don't know what radiohead was talking about I don't think the computer is ok at all.
just got a work email where the person signed off "With Gratitude," so basically I am going to go update my will real quick. nice knowing y'all
December 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
just got a work email where the person signed off "With Gratitude," so basically I am going to go update my will real quick. nice knowing y'all
a cat jumped up on the bed and it's dark but I thought it was mango so I said "hey mango" and then mochi let out a "mmmrph?" that sounded SO OFFENDED
December 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
a cat jumped up on the bed and it's dark but I thought it was mango so I said "hey mango" and then mochi let out a "mmmrph?" that sounded SO OFFENDED
buying a bottle of VITAMIN D because my doctor TOLD ME TO because my VITAMIN D IS LOW having a body is such bullshit
December 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
buying a bottle of VITAMIN D because my doctor TOLD ME TO because my VITAMIN D IS LOW having a body is such bullshit
sometimes I think of a joke but don't want to post it right away and bsky still doesn't have drafts so I have to write my little jokes in a notebook like some kind of chump
December 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
sometimes I think of a joke but don't want to post it right away and bsky still doesn't have drafts so I have to write my little jokes in a notebook like some kind of chump
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i will be invoicing every person whose post about olivia nuzzi crosses my feed
November 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
i will be invoicing every person whose post about olivia nuzzi crosses my feed
been making my way through Silt Verses again and this is the first time I've re-listened to the final season since the show ended and..... hoo boy that fucking Shrue monologue
December 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
been making my way through Silt Verses again and this is the first time I've re-listened to the final season since the show ended and..... hoo boy that fucking Shrue monologue
babe wake up new Lutsko dropped
December 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
babe wake up new Lutsko dropped
why is it always rogueLIKE. why is it never rogueLOVE
December 3, 2025 at 9:22 PM
why is it always rogueLIKE. why is it never rogueLOVE
editing any slideshow deck like "CONSIDER THE HUMBLE LEAGUE SPARTAN"
December 3, 2025 at 8:41 PM
editing any slideshow deck like "CONSIDER THE HUMBLE LEAGUE SPARTAN"
spotify: you listen to a lot of stuff from the late 2000s, so your listening age is 36!
me: nah I was just really fucking cool as a kid
me: nah I was just really fucking cool as a kid
December 3, 2025 at 8:26 PM
spotify: you listen to a lot of stuff from the late 2000s, so your listening age is 36!
me: nah I was just really fucking cool as a kid
me: nah I was just really fucking cool as a kid
happy "top 1% of Mountain Goats listeners for like the 4th or 5th year in a row" to me
December 3, 2025 at 4:13 PM
happy "top 1% of Mountain Goats listeners for like the 4th or 5th year in a row" to me
necesito conseguir una vida
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 AM
necesito conseguir una vida
losing my 23-day anxiety streak because I ran out of streak freezes and unaliving myself
December 3, 2025 at 2:54 AM
losing my 23-day anxiety streak because I ran out of streak freezes and unaliving myself
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Playing chess in a beautifully rendered park with an AI reconstruction of my deceased grandfather. I think of all the things I never got to say to him, and also review the DLC hat options
December 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Playing chess in a beautifully rendered park with an AI reconstruction of my deceased grandfather. I think of all the things I never got to say to him, and also review the DLC hat options
watching the first episode of Death By Lightning like "HEY WAIT A SECOND THIS IS JUST CONCLAVE. YOU DID CONCLAVE AGAIN"
December 2, 2025 at 11:59 PM
watching the first episode of Death By Lightning like "HEY WAIT A SECOND THIS IS JUST CONCLAVE. YOU DID CONCLAVE AGAIN"
not trying to brag but I have become the master of picking the exact right time to schedule my takeout order so that it's done or almost done by the time I'm done grocery shopping next door
December 2, 2025 at 10:49 PM
not trying to brag but I have become the master of picking the exact right time to schedule my takeout order so that it's done or almost done by the time I'm done grocery shopping next door
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There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
everyone shut the hell up I am watching wrestling
December 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
everyone shut the hell up I am watching wrestling
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be the bitch doing something yourself that you want to see in the world
there’s a scene in the new documentary where Elizabeth Taylor is talking about the stigma of AIDS and how she got involved in the movement and it’s fucking everything
December 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
be the bitch doing something yourself that you want to see in the world
you know the moment she found out her professor was trans her pupils turned into dollar signs and her tongue lolled out of her mouth and rolled out onto the floor like some kind of looney tune
How do people not see that the entire OU essay thing is just an attempt by this girl and the Turning Point chapter to turn her into another Riley Gaines grifting on trying to push trans people out of society?
Here's what this is actually about, dumbass
December 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
you know the moment she found out her professor was trans her pupils turned into dollar signs and her tongue lolled out of her mouth and rolled out onto the floor like some kind of looney tune
that's right fuckers happy december 1st we breaking out the jaunty santa hat gator
December 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
that's right fuckers happy december 1st we breaking out the jaunty santa hat gator
got everything on my work to-do list for the day done and it's not even 9am
December 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
got everything on my work to-do list for the day done and it's not even 9am
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*Holding up my fist* say hello to Agatha Christie *and then my other fist* and this here is her collection of genre defining mystery novels
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
*Holding up my fist* say hello to Agatha Christie *and then my other fist* and this here is her collection of genre defining mystery novels
why did none of you cold weather people inform me of the reality of your cat's fur generating static electricity when the heaters are on?? I've shocked myself petting mango like twice today
November 30, 2025 at 7:37 PM
why did none of you cold weather people inform me of the reality of your cat's fur generating static electricity when the heaters are on?? I've shocked myself petting mango like twice today