Ana Elise Themis
anaelisethemis.bsky.social
Ana Elise Themis
@anaelisethemis.bsky.social
Sorry, I'm kinda inbetween catchphrases right now.

she/her
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happy winter; after 3 years i figure it's time to upload some concepts from pentiment. here are some animals :]
December 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Haven't seen anyone else posting about this particular piece in the Epstein Files but holy fucking shit. Doesn't look good for Trump.
December 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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you have to get rice shower to switch to injecting
December 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
You are not allowed to say this person (let's say Megyn Kelly for instance) should be thrown feet first into a wood chipper on bluesky. Now I'm just saying "Megyn Kelly should be thrown feet first into a wood chipper" as a PSA to relay the kind of things you shouldn't say on bluesky
November 15, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Jesus christ Labour is so cooked
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When constituent and local business owner, Jeremy Smith, approached me with this idea, I was very excited to work with him. The AI revolution is happening and we must embrace it to see how it can be useful, in all sectors.
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August 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Holy shit...I applied for a job with The Onion back in April and this was literally one of my 30 sports headline submissions. @davidjroth.bsky.social @robertsilverman.bsky.social
June 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
You hate gta 6 because it's going to be 'woke', I hate gta6 because it looks like its gonna have a lot of heterosexual sex. We are not the same.
June 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Honestly I just think esquie should appear in every game from now on. He can just be dancing in the background or something I don't care but I think it should be a legal requirement he's there.
May 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Aphorism of the day: When you’re at your lowest point, make sure to look under the couch there may be 5 bucks hiding under there.
March 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Watching Severance is hard because I'm torn between the deep depraved lows of Capitalism and the high highs of hot evil women
March 10, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Nuh-uh my life isn’t a joke, actually, it’s called *content*
March 10, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Someone should make a music reaction channel where someone goes into music blind and purposefully tries to find the worst reading of every song they listen to.
March 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
The scariest thing, to me, about Gavin Newsom's transphobia being revealed to the public is that meant someone chose, of their own volition, to listen to a podcast with Gavin Newsom in it. If you try listening to a Gavin Newsom podcast your phone should auto-call the local crisis helpline
March 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
They say fear is the mind-killer, but honestly I think the mind-killer is a tall woman with high heels
March 10, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Hey everyone, I've got an issue!
People keep talking about "when life gives you lemons" and I've been sitting here waiting and life still hasn't brought me any lemons yet. Does life have a customer service number I can call? Any help would be appreciated!
March 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
When someone's asking how you're doing just hit them with the "I'm dying on the inside" look, it works everytime. If you're as adept at it as me you don't even need to try 'cause you always look like that anyways!
March 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Hello world, I have finally reached the "desperately begging for friends and socialization through social media" part of my life. So if you, for some god forsaken reason, want to share in that, follow me back!
March 10, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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I love all the art in severance more shows should have lots of beautiful art in them
March 4, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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THE SUPER BOWL HALFTIME SHOW IS UNION MADE!

Shout out to Kendrick Lamar, and all the performers and behind the scenes workers that made this go off without a hitch!
February 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Hi!
Unfortunately, no one takes trust and safety seriously anymore. You've lost so much trust and thrown safety out the window.
Please respond to any of my methods of communication regarding my retaliatory ban. Restore trust. Provide safety.
You can do better.
We want you to do better.
January 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Some say he's still gooning in his office to this very day.
Thanks for the heads up.
January 15, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Everything I could write about this would absolutely get me banned off this site. Like I just spent 10 minutes coming up with a message and I just could not.
What we found was one of the very worst examples of workplace abuse in the history of this industry. That may sound hyperbolic. I really don't think it is.

Here's our investigation:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR9H...

(5/7)
January 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate
December 29, 2024 at 9:45 PM
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nothing like a light christmas eve film to watch
December 25, 2024 at 8:44 AM