Toxic Work Culture: a novel where a group of biologists get paid to handle poisonous bacteria while being passive-aggressive to each other

Finishing my rewatch of mad men and dreading having to go back to watching things that are not mad men

Unhinged: a horror novel about a killer who gets into people’s houses by removing the doors entirely

There are whole movies that don’t have the twists and turns of this paragraph.

oh word???

Should say “But when […]” 🤦🏻‍♀️ #2025Pit

Val, the reluctant companion of a toxic benefactor, pursues freedom with a band of thespian thieves in space, but when mercenaries attack and all their plans unravel, she must trust the crew and confront her past to bring down an intergalactic criminal enterprise #2025Pit #A #SF

Ben lives free & easy to spite his dad, but now there's a new 24/7 bodyguard getting in Ben's way. He'd be more annoyed if not for the fact that someone wants him dead, and he needs help stopping whoever that is.

disco elysium + a marvellous light + the locked tomb
#2025Pit #A #SPF #S #LGBTQ

FF7’s Avalanche x GIDEON THE NINTH

Thanks to his dad’s desertion from the cult-like Sanguine Order, blood mage Cirrus is an outlaw. Could he also be a revolutionary?

A job with saboteurs could be his chance to wield magic to heal instead of harm—if his past stays buried.

#2025Pit #A #F #SF #LGBTQ

VOX x CLOUD CUCKOO LAND

Cybele leads her assigned companion on a dangerous quest to reveal her hidden past. When a deadly confrontation with her kidnapper reveals the tragic truth about her adoptive mother’s betrayal, she must choose between revenge and compassion to finally live free. #2025Pit #A

THE ECLIPSE SYNDICATE🌒
Adult Urban Fantasy

What would you give to be free from your debts? With an apocalyptic eclipse just a fortnight away, three cursed occultists must answer that question while uncovering a dark conspiracy.

#2025Pit #Q #A #F #LGBTQ #agentsguide 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

"Marl fell asleep as the sound of water flooded her ears, infused her senses and infected her soul. She awoke floating on the back of a god."

SORROW-EATER is a New England grief horror novel at 75K. Ace-representative. #H #A #2025pit

SAPPHIC CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY
🧶🪄 Magical textile
😤😡➡️👩🏽‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏿 Enemies to lovers
🧙🏿‍♀️ A NB Willy Wonka of magical textile looking for an heir
🥼Autistic, STEM-obsessed love interest
🏳️‍🌈😾Diabetic, bitter lesbian protagonist
🐏 Great ruminant heist
#2025pit #YA #R #F #UF #LGBTQ

Naomi thought uni would involve more tweed blazers & scholarly debate and less death & depression. She’s just trying to survive her 2nd year and doing a bad job of it. But whe. she meets odd, affable Tillie, she becomes desperate to befriend her, just to feel warmth again
#A #CON #2025Pit