Neil of Fortune
@analogweed.bsky.social
A person full of opinions and self-loathing.
I play drums in Sullest, a stoner punk band.
http://sullest.bandcamp.com
I play drums in Sullest, a stoner punk band.
http://sullest.bandcamp.com
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Neil of Fortune
@analogweed.bsky.social
· Oct 25
Health, wealth, AND happiness?? In THIS economy?!
How come the anxiety I feel about personally running low on food is much less severe than the anxiety I feel when my cats are running low on food?
December 6, 2025 at 4:39 AM
How come the anxiety I feel about personally running low on food is much less severe than the anxiety I feel when my cats are running low on food?
Mockingbirds are the powerviolence band of the bird world. They’re always like “What’s up you fucks here’s 150 songs in five minutes”
November 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Mockingbirds are the powerviolence band of the bird world. They’re always like “What’s up you fucks here’s 150 songs in five minutes”
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I gotta be honest—once I realized Chappell Roan wasn’t spelling out “hot dog,” I kinda lost interest.
November 23, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I gotta be honest—once I realized Chappell Roan wasn’t spelling out “hot dog,” I kinda lost interest.
The amount of foot traffic at Target could easily be reduced if people did their grocery shopping at grocery stores
November 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
The amount of foot traffic at Target could easily be reduced if people did their grocery shopping at grocery stores
Considering what an epic string of words that Mel Brooks managed to piece together, I’m surprised there’s not a single band or album called ‘Horse-Faced Space Dog’ at this point
November 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Considering what an epic string of words that Mel Brooks managed to piece together, I’m surprised there’s not a single band or album called ‘Horse-Faced Space Dog’ at this point
Friendly PSA: if your “one little vice” is smoking cigarettes, then your “second little vice” should be seeing a doctor at least once a year
November 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Friendly PSA: if your “one little vice” is smoking cigarettes, then your “second little vice” should be seeing a doctor at least once a year
Imagine my surprise when the toy mouse my cat brought into the living room to play with turned out to be a real, formerly living mouse
November 8, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Imagine my surprise when the toy mouse my cat brought into the living room to play with turned out to be a real, formerly living mouse
If I had a significant other who constantly posted on LinkedIn, I would be downright embarrassed.
November 8, 2025 at 12:01 AM
If I had a significant other who constantly posted on LinkedIn, I would be downright embarrassed.
I honestly think it isn’t possible that Bill Maher is #2 for current HBO series. The top viewers must be the reporters and comedians that constantly and utterly school him
October 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I honestly think it isn’t possible that Bill Maher is #2 for current HBO series. The top viewers must be the reporters and comedians that constantly and utterly school him
Health, wealth, AND happiness?? In THIS economy?!
October 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Health, wealth, AND happiness?? In THIS economy?!
Scientists will continue to try to develop advanced technologies for humanity, but how long will it be until they realize that we’re all too stupid to use them?
October 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Scientists will continue to try to develop advanced technologies for humanity, but how long will it be until they realize that we’re all too stupid to use them?
My wife’s favorite song is the one that’s seven minutes long and it’s the same exact thing the entire time
October 15, 2025 at 11:08 PM
My wife’s favorite song is the one that’s seven minutes long and it’s the same exact thing the entire time
The same dude who’s telling you not to take Tylenol during pregnancy also *illed people by recommending Ivermectin to treat Covid
September 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The same dude who’s telling you not to take Tylenol during pregnancy also *illed people by recommending Ivermectin to treat Covid
“I’ll just go shopping right when the store opens, no one else will have that idea.”
-The world’s biggest fucking idiot
-The world’s biggest fucking idiot
September 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
“I’ll just go shopping right when the store opens, no one else will have that idea.”
-The world’s biggest fucking idiot
-The world’s biggest fucking idiot
Funny how when a corporation underperforms compared to its expectations, the upper management is the expected to step down. So in a capitalist system, when can this be applied to our own government?
September 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Funny how when a corporation underperforms compared to its expectations, the upper management is the expected to step down. So in a capitalist system, when can this be applied to our own government?
If we’re gonna overmilitarize the police here, then they should be ticketing people who aren’t driving around with their windows down because it is CRIMINAL on a day like today
September 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
If we’re gonna overmilitarize the police here, then they should be ticketing people who aren’t driving around with their windows down because it is CRIMINAL on a day like today
Holy shit why hasn’t he choked on a cheeseburger yet
August 26, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Holy shit why hasn’t he choked on a cheeseburger yet
This past weekend, five of my friends and I all witnessed a UFO/UAP and I’ve come to the conclusion that I didn’t need another existential crisis this year
July 28, 2025 at 2:59 PM
This past weekend, five of my friends and I all witnessed a UFO/UAP and I’ve come to the conclusion that I didn’t need another existential crisis this year
I find it humorous that most of Gen-X still holds onto the assumption that pot is as dangerous as heroin, while their parents are the most likely to tell them to “*deep inhale,* dude, just chill out, dude”
July 21, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I find it humorous that most of Gen-X still holds onto the assumption that pot is as dangerous as heroin, while their parents are the most likely to tell them to “*deep inhale,* dude, just chill out, dude”
Elon Musk’s obsession with letters of the alphabet has to stop. First he changes Twitter to X, then he goes political… he changed the Independent Party to the Not-Z Party
July 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Elon Musk’s obsession with letters of the alphabet has to stop. First he changes Twitter to X, then he goes political… he changed the Independent Party to the Not-Z Party
I think what pisses me off the most about fireworks is that every single year on the 4th I lose count of how many I hear going off in the middle of the day
July 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I think what pisses me off the most about fireworks is that every single year on the 4th I lose count of how many I hear going off in the middle of the day
I hope America’s birthday wish is that its inhabitants become appropriately furious
July 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I hope America’s birthday wish is that its inhabitants become appropriately furious
I know I’m an old fogey because I still have to buy things on a computer instead of a phone. Look, it just doesn’t feel right so leave me alone
July 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I know I’m an old fogey because I still have to buy things on a computer instead of a phone. Look, it just doesn’t feel right so leave me alone
Why did we call it a take a penny leave a penny tray instead of common cents
June 27, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Why did we call it a take a penny leave a penny tray instead of common cents