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IT: Welcome to Derry is an amazing piece of artwork
And scratches that itch ive had since I first watched the TV miniseries
I was, at the oldest, 6 when I first saw IT. Obsessed, but scared. Wore the VHS tapes out
I was afraid of any and all drains for months.
And scratches that itch ive had since I first watched the TV miniseries
I was, at the oldest, 6 when I first saw IT. Obsessed, but scared. Wore the VHS tapes out
I was afraid of any and all drains for months.
December 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
IT: Welcome to Derry is an amazing piece of artwork
And scratches that itch ive had since I first watched the TV miniseries
I was, at the oldest, 6 when I first saw IT. Obsessed, but scared. Wore the VHS tapes out
I was afraid of any and all drains for months.
And scratches that itch ive had since I first watched the TV miniseries
I was, at the oldest, 6 when I first saw IT. Obsessed, but scared. Wore the VHS tapes out
I was afraid of any and all drains for months.
Executive Orders don't work like that
"Sunk Cost Fallacy" but scaled to include the worst people on the planet and the worst technology for society since the nuclear bomb
"Sunk Cost Fallacy" but scaled to include the worst people on the planet and the worst technology for society since the nuclear bomb
BREAKING: Trump says he will sign an executive order this week that will limit states’ ability to regulate AI.
December 8, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Executive Orders don't work like that
"Sunk Cost Fallacy" but scaled to include the worst people on the planet and the worst technology for society since the nuclear bomb
"Sunk Cost Fallacy" but scaled to include the worst people on the planet and the worst technology for society since the nuclear bomb
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
Reposted by the Anarchist Arborist
This is a Bsky dev posting this to mock someone who was posting about her husband being abducted by ICE.
December 8, 2025 at 12:21 AM
This is a Bsky dev posting this to mock someone who was posting about her husband being abducted by ICE.
Don't cut trees down by yourself
Im all for DIY, when you AT LEAST understand what you're doing and why
Could have gone so, so much worse... Im glad the tenant is safe, but goddamn!
m.youtube.com/shorts/JIKuk...
Im all for DIY, when you AT LEAST understand what you're doing and why
Could have gone so, so much worse... Im glad the tenant is safe, but goddamn!
m.youtube.com/shorts/JIKuk...
Landlord vs. Tenant: Cut Tree Falls On House! Who’s Liable? Attorney Ugo Lord Reacts!
YouTube video by Ugo Lord: The Modern Attorney
m.youtube.com
December 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Don't cut trees down by yourself
Im all for DIY, when you AT LEAST understand what you're doing and why
Could have gone so, so much worse... Im glad the tenant is safe, but goddamn!
m.youtube.com/shorts/JIKuk...
Im all for DIY, when you AT LEAST understand what you're doing and why
Could have gone so, so much worse... Im glad the tenant is safe, but goddamn!
m.youtube.com/shorts/JIKuk...
Me: its getting colder. Im worried about my strawberry patch freezing being damaged by cold
My strawberry patch, still fully green and producing: "Fuck yeah, let's goooo!!! 40°F? Have ALL the strawberries!! Hell yeah!"
My strawberry patch, still fully green and producing: "Fuck yeah, let's goooo!!! 40°F? Have ALL the strawberries!! Hell yeah!"
December 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Me: its getting colder. Im worried about my strawberry patch freezing being damaged by cold
My strawberry patch, still fully green and producing: "Fuck yeah, let's goooo!!! 40°F? Have ALL the strawberries!! Hell yeah!"
My strawberry patch, still fully green and producing: "Fuck yeah, let's goooo!!! 40°F? Have ALL the strawberries!! Hell yeah!"
Might delete this account ngl
December 7, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Might delete this account ngl
I dont like YouTube Wrapped. Its a very "uncanny valley" feeling.
YouTube Music wrapped seemed inaccurate enough, but theres no way in hell my most watched channel this year was "Healthy Gamer GG"
(absolutely no shade whatsoever to that channel. I love Dr. K.)
YouTube Music wrapped seemed inaccurate enough, but theres no way in hell my most watched channel this year was "Healthy Gamer GG"
(absolutely no shade whatsoever to that channel. I love Dr. K.)
December 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I dont like YouTube Wrapped. Its a very "uncanny valley" feeling.
YouTube Music wrapped seemed inaccurate enough, but theres no way in hell my most watched channel this year was "Healthy Gamer GG"
(absolutely no shade whatsoever to that channel. I love Dr. K.)
YouTube Music wrapped seemed inaccurate enough, but theres no way in hell my most watched channel this year was "Healthy Gamer GG"
(absolutely no shade whatsoever to that channel. I love Dr. K.)
Android, this is cheating!
If you want an emoticon, you've gotta meticulously type it out with the intention that *this time* you'll lock it to the clipboard. Which, inevitably, never happens...
If you want an emoticon, you've gotta meticulously type it out with the intention that *this time* you'll lock it to the clipboard. Which, inevitably, never happens...
December 4, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Android, this is cheating!
If you want an emoticon, you've gotta meticulously type it out with the intention that *this time* you'll lock it to the clipboard. Which, inevitably, never happens...
If you want an emoticon, you've gotta meticulously type it out with the intention that *this time* you'll lock it to the clipboard. Which, inevitably, never happens...
Oh wait, the algorithm cooking now
December 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Oh wait, the algorithm cooking now
Me: Hey, I like this creator. Im gonna watch his comedy stand-up special because his Shorts are funny
YouTube algorithm, for whatever reason: "This man loves comedy specials. Lets recommended 10 of them to him. In a row. Daily."
YouTube algorithm, for whatever reason: "This man loves comedy specials. Lets recommended 10 of them to him. In a row. Daily."
December 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Me: Hey, I like this creator. Im gonna watch his comedy stand-up special because his Shorts are funny
YouTube algorithm, for whatever reason: "This man loves comedy specials. Lets recommended 10 of them to him. In a row. Daily."
YouTube algorithm, for whatever reason: "This man loves comedy specials. Lets recommended 10 of them to him. In a row. Daily."
Me failing a "college success" class after already attaining a degree is a wild turn of events in my personal life
December 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Me failing a "college success" class after already attaining a degree is a wild turn of events in my personal life
Little hut in the forest, live like Radagast the Brown
Eventually. I'd make smart, strategic moves to make it happen in a realistic way
But more or less hut in forest
Eventually. I'd make smart, strategic moves to make it happen in a realistic way
But more or less hut in forest
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
December 2, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Little hut in the forest, live like Radagast the Brown
Eventually. I'd make smart, strategic moves to make it happen in a realistic way
But more or less hut in forest
Eventually. I'd make smart, strategic moves to make it happen in a realistic way
But more or less hut in forest
Watching IT: Welcome to Derry and Stranger Things at the same time feels like when your personal reading book was a little too close to the assigned reading book in school
December 1, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Watching IT: Welcome to Derry and Stranger Things at the same time feels like when your personal reading book was a little too close to the assigned reading book in school
Every day should be a paid holiday
People shouldn't have to sell their souls to soulless corporations just to secure their basic needs. Abolish labor
People shouldn't have to sell their souls to soulless corporations just to secure their basic needs. Abolish labor
November 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Every day should be a paid holiday
People shouldn't have to sell their souls to soulless corporations just to secure their basic needs. Abolish labor
People shouldn't have to sell their souls to soulless corporations just to secure their basic needs. Abolish labor
Social media is the pretty sign out front, but random forums (and Reddit) are the 2x4's and drywall of today's internet
November 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Social media is the pretty sign out front, but random forums (and Reddit) are the 2x4's and drywall of today's internet
Jump scared by youtube playing at 1.5x speed when the video started after a move from Shorts to a longer video
November 29, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Jump scared by youtube playing at 1.5x speed when the video started after a move from Shorts to a longer video
"Why dont they release the files!?"
Because Donald Trump is one name among probably hundreds of thousands, and those hundreds of thousands look out for each other. Always.
They also functionally run the world, so . . .
Because Donald Trump is one name among probably hundreds of thousands, and those hundreds of thousands look out for each other. Always.
They also functionally run the world, so . . .
The FBI spent a million dollars redacting powerful men's names from the Epstein files. The victims? Twenty-eight names in one document alone unredacted, exposed, hunted down by reporters in front of their children. Privacy, it seems, is reserved for those who can afford to return the favor.
November 29, 2025 at 6:03 AM
"Why dont they release the files!?"
Because Donald Trump is one name among probably hundreds of thousands, and those hundreds of thousands look out for each other. Always.
They also functionally run the world, so . . .
Because Donald Trump is one name among probably hundreds of thousands, and those hundreds of thousands look out for each other. Always.
They also functionally run the world, so . . .
YouTube comment: "yeah, some Gen Z-ers are already going on 30"
Me:
Me:
thor is standing in the woods with a hammer in his hand and says `` i 'm so old '' .
Alt: MCU Thor stands in a forest on a sunny day. His outfit is mostly dark, and he has a cape.
He is grimacing and reaching up to hold his lower back as he straightens up from a crouched position
Text saying "Im so old" is displayed at the bottom of the GIF
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 AM
YouTube comment: "yeah, some Gen Z-ers are already going on 30"
Me:
Me:
If youre on Reddit for any significant amount of time... say longer than the info you need from that Google search ... you are not neurotypical
I will not elaborate
I will not elaborate
November 29, 2025 at 2:21 AM
If youre on Reddit for any significant amount of time... say longer than the info you need from that Google search ... you are not neurotypical
I will not elaborate
I will not elaborate
Wrong platform to ask this probably, but whatever happened with the fallout from the Pirate Software guy?
Is he still making videos, like, at all?
(Yes I could search him up but id rather not taint my search history more than it already is, ya know?)
Is he still making videos, like, at all?
(Yes I could search him up but id rather not taint my search history more than it already is, ya know?)
November 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Wrong platform to ask this probably, but whatever happened with the fallout from the Pirate Software guy?
Is he still making videos, like, at all?
(Yes I could search him up but id rather not taint my search history more than it already is, ya know?)
Is he still making videos, like, at all?
(Yes I could search him up but id rather not taint my search history more than it already is, ya know?)
Im legitimately tired of being told to buy things, especially by capitalists
November 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Im legitimately tired of being told to buy things, especially by capitalists
New "How Money Works" video, summed up:
Corporations squeezed poor people so hard, we dont have any more money to hand over, so now theyre going after the elite and wealthy
Or, the economy is eating itself because it already ate everything else
Corporations squeezed poor people so hard, we dont have any more money to hand over, so now theyre going after the elite and wealthy
Or, the economy is eating itself because it already ate everything else
November 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
New "How Money Works" video, summed up:
Corporations squeezed poor people so hard, we dont have any more money to hand over, so now theyre going after the elite and wealthy
Or, the economy is eating itself because it already ate everything else
Corporations squeezed poor people so hard, we dont have any more money to hand over, so now theyre going after the elite and wealthy
Or, the economy is eating itself because it already ate everything else
Bought 6-ish months apart.
Orange: heavy, tanky, rock-like Holds power for months when not in use Charges multiple devices
Red: light, featherweight, barely holds a charge for a day. Recommended when I wanted to buy a 2nd Orange but was it was no longer sold
Both, allegedly, have similar mAh. . .
Orange: heavy, tanky, rock-like Holds power for months when not in use Charges multiple devices
Red: light, featherweight, barely holds a charge for a day. Recommended when I wanted to buy a 2nd Orange but was it was no longer sold
Both, allegedly, have similar mAh. . .
November 26, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Bought 6-ish months apart.
Orange: heavy, tanky, rock-like Holds power for months when not in use Charges multiple devices
Red: light, featherweight, barely holds a charge for a day. Recommended when I wanted to buy a 2nd Orange but was it was no longer sold
Both, allegedly, have similar mAh. . .
Orange: heavy, tanky, rock-like Holds power for months when not in use Charges multiple devices
Red: light, featherweight, barely holds a charge for a day. Recommended when I wanted to buy a 2nd Orange but was it was no longer sold
Both, allegedly, have similar mAh. . .
First world problems: getting drop-shipped products that are actually GOOD and USEFUL, but that exact product was sold for two months in 2018 and everything similar to it is a) more expensive and 2) exponentially worse quality
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
First world problems: getting drop-shipped products that are actually GOOD and USEFUL, but that exact product was sold for two months in 2018 and everything similar to it is a) more expensive and 2) exponentially worse quality