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“We’re all gonna die someday and it starts with John Cena” -Cody
December 14, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Sounds like you’re pretty triggered
December 14, 2025 at 1:26 AM
What happens if a Santa is gay? Does the rule about need a Mrs. Clause still apply? Do they try to conversion therapy Santa? Is the North Pole homophobic?
December 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I NEED MORE TIME PLS
December 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
“Sorry, I’m not available for drinks. I can put you on a waitlist to be contacted if another plan falls through?”
December 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Just gotta sign up with every company you can find! Want me to dm you the ones I’m using??
December 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Oh my god, send them a Christmas card
December 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
$50 can get you SO MUCH food at a chain restaurant
December 1, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Oh my god it’s so easy. I’ll talk you through it when we hang on Friday!
December 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Always here for your SPN needs 🫡
November 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
What was your full username?
November 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Omg wait! Let me see if I can find it 🫡 I still technically have my account
November 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Pretty chill monks tbh
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM
He also talked about “do not get in the way of another’s unfolding” which is sick as fuck
November 29, 2025 at 6:15 PM