I need these providers to stop asking me medical questions about our patients, I am a social worker!! I do not know if you should draw certain labs, you are the doctor?!?
December 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I need these providers to stop asking me medical questions about our patients, I am a social worker!! I do not know if you should draw certain labs, you are the doctor?!?
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i hope RFK Jr's dick falls off and when he goes to the ER they tell him ma'am you're being hysterical
December 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
i hope RFK Jr's dick falls off and when he goes to the ER they tell him ma'am you're being hysterical
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Keep going. Be meaner. Aim whatever lizard-brain impulse you have towards cruelty and violence in this direction.
December 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Keep going. Be meaner. Aim whatever lizard-brain impulse you have towards cruelty and violence in this direction.
Cody grew up watching WWE so he’s getting emotional watching John Cena’s last match and watching Cody get emotional gets me emotional so we’re both crying watching two guys fake punch each other
December 14, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Cody grew up watching WWE so he’s getting emotional watching John Cena’s last match and watching Cody get emotional gets me emotional so we’re both crying watching two guys fake punch each other
During our yearly viewing of The Santa Clause, I must once again remark that Neil is a terrible child psychiatrist
December 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
During our yearly viewing of The Santa Clause, I must once again remark that Neil is a terrible child psychiatrist
The woman I know who married her youth pastor at the age of 18 is FINALLY getting divorced
a man with a beard and mustache is smiling and looking at the camera .
ALT: a man with a beard and mustache is smiling and looking at the camera .
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December 3, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The woman I know who married her youth pastor at the age of 18 is FINALLY getting divorced
Being a social butterfly who is also working 2 jobs and also needs to schedule enough alone time is rough bc friend will wanna hang out and I’ll have to be like “sorry, I’m booking out 1-2 months in advance” like a damn dentist office
December 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Being a social butterfly who is also working 2 jobs and also needs to schedule enough alone time is rough bc friend will wanna hang out and I’ll have to be like “sorry, I’m booking out 1-2 months in advance” like a damn dentist office
Glad I got back into secret shopping, I missed having giant free meals
December 1, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Glad I got back into secret shopping, I missed having giant free meals
Monk at this silent retreat: If you’re pious but angry every time you open your mouth, you’re a shitty Christian. If you’re pious but you hurt someone every time you open your mouth, you suck at this. If you’re pious but you sit around judging other people, fuck you.
November 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Monk at this silent retreat: If you’re pious but angry every time you open your mouth, you’re a shitty Christian. If you’re pious but you hurt someone every time you open your mouth, you suck at this. If you’re pious but you sit around judging other people, fuck you.
“Never trust a woman with a bird” -Cody
November 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
“Never trust a woman with a bird” -Cody
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I love this illustration of book accurate Carrie by Dominic Bustamante
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November 21, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I love this illustration of book accurate Carrie by Dominic Bustamante
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Power Washing Simulator 2 is an absolutely incredible game, just an unbelievable time waster
November 20, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Power Washing Simulator 2 is an absolutely incredible game, just an unbelievable time waster
So Dispatch?? Anyone else playing Dispatch??? I’m obsessed with Dispatch???
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
So Dispatch?? Anyone else playing Dispatch??? I’m obsessed with Dispatch???
My coworker is about to go on maternity leave and my sups asked her to come back to work during spring break because “so many people want that time off and she could help fill the gaps” and the incandescent rage I feel could blot out the sun
November 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
My coworker is about to go on maternity leave and my sups asked her to come back to work during spring break because “so many people want that time off and she could help fill the gaps” and the incandescent rage I feel could blot out the sun
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Kendrick, Joyce Carol Oates, Menswear Guy, and Isaac Chotiner are the Voltron of People You Don't Want Focusing on You
November 11, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Kendrick, Joyce Carol Oates, Menswear Guy, and Isaac Chotiner are the Voltron of People You Don't Want Focusing on You
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there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
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My kids have measles and my SNAP benefits were cut. But at least those cashiers at Walmart aren’t writing “they/them” on their name tags anymore.
November 8, 2025 at 2:53 AM
My kids have measles and my SNAP benefits were cut. But at least those cashiers at Walmart aren’t writing “they/them” on their name tags anymore.
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My gender is very casual to me. It's *other people* who wanna make it a big deal.
November 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
My gender is very casual to me. It's *other people* who wanna make it a big deal.
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Say it with me everyone: what happens in the ocean is NONE of my business
November 7, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Say it with me everyone: what happens in the ocean is NONE of my business
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Let’s hear it out. You have the floor, carnivorous death ball
November 7, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Let’s hear it out. You have the floor, carnivorous death ball
If Hilary Duff ends up going on tour, I will pay buckets of money to go see her, do you understand me
November 7, 2025 at 1:10 PM
If Hilary Duff ends up going on tour, I will pay buckets of money to go see her, do you understand me
We have officially entered the time of year where I am literally never warm. Please send thoughts and prayers in this difficult time.
November 7, 2025 at 12:16 PM
We have officially entered the time of year where I am literally never warm. Please send thoughts and prayers in this difficult time.
Goddamn Interview with the Vampire is a SHOW
November 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Goddamn Interview with the Vampire is a SHOW