Andy Anderjack
@anderjack.bsky.social
he/him/his
Warning: not safe for work! 🍆💦🔞😏
Portland, OR
Warning: not safe for work! 🍆💦🔞😏
Portland, OR
Me: "I think the people who designed the Hyundai Santa Fe were secretly pups."
Them: "What makes you say that?"
Me: "I mean look! 😂"
Them: "What makes you say that?"
Me: "I mean look! 😂"
November 16, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Me: "I think the people who designed the Hyundai Santa Fe were secretly pups."
Them: "What makes you say that?"
Me: "I mean look! 😂"
Them: "What makes you say that?"
Me: "I mean look! 😂"
Who else is gonna be here? 🍆💦
October 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Who else is gonna be here? 🍆💦
You're really working that younger Richard Riehle look. 🥵
September 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
You're really working that younger Richard Riehle look. 🥵
I was thinking about the hole I'm fucking tonight, and my pants suddenly got very uncomfortable.
September 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I was thinking about the hole I'm fucking tonight, and my pants suddenly got very uncomfortable.
Does anyone have a birthday present for me? 😘
August 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Does anyone have a birthday present for me? 😘
Are Christians TRYING to be homoerotic?
July 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Are Christians TRYING to be homoerotic?
Hope you like it! 😄
June 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Hope you like it! 😄
"Hey stud! Are you big in EVERY way? 😉"
June 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
"Hey stud! Are you big in EVERY way? 😉"
This is a really hot flavor of intimacy. Warm and cozy, yet deeply primal.
"Jake wasn't ready but knew he needed to be"... Holy fuck!
"Jake wasn't ready but knew he needed to be"... Holy fuck!
May 6, 2025 at 6:08 AM
This is a really hot flavor of intimacy. Warm and cozy, yet deeply primal.
"Jake wasn't ready but knew he needed to be"... Holy fuck!
"Jake wasn't ready but knew he needed to be"... Holy fuck!
The pit in question:
April 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The pit in question:
You're making me wish I were in Florida (something most mere mortals couldn't pull off 😉)
April 19, 2025 at 4:18 PM
You're making me wish I were in Florida (something most mere mortals couldn't pull off 😉)
Just finished changing my oil, and greased my ball joints and tie rods. Now my hands are gonna look like this for a couple days... I wonder if Albolene would help. 🤔
April 16, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Just finished changing my oil, and greased my ball joints and tie rods. Now my hands are gonna look like this for a couple days... I wonder if Albolene would help. 🤔
Scratch that. Guess I was too hasty in conducting my check. Sorry everyone, I'll try to do better next time.
February 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Scratch that. Guess I was too hasty in conducting my check. Sorry everyone, I'll try to do better next time.
Yup, that's a soft penis alright. ✅
February 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Yup, that's a soft penis alright. ✅
Random meme for a random craving.
January 16, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Random meme for a random craving.