Andy Anderjack
@anderjack.bsky.social
he/him/his
Warning: not safe for work! 🍆💦🔞😏
Portland, OR
Warning: not safe for work! 🍆💦🔞😏
Portland, OR
Let's do the math.
House-sitting + no roommate to keep quiet for + all the hot cocks and asses on Bluesky + a jar of Albolene =
House-sitting + no roommate to keep quiet for + all the hot cocks and asses on Bluesky + a jar of Albolene =
January 20, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Let's do the math.
House-sitting + no roommate to keep quiet for + all the hot cocks and asses on Bluesky + a jar of Albolene =
House-sitting + no roommate to keep quiet for + all the hot cocks and asses on Bluesky + a jar of Albolene =
It's super disappointing to see Mascular Studio use generative AI so extensively to promote some event they're organizing. Like, entire minute-long videos (plural!) of absolutely nothing but AI-generated naked bears. And they've disabled replies so people can't call them out on it anymore.
January 13, 2026 at 7:55 PM
It's super disappointing to see Mascular Studio use generative AI so extensively to promote some event they're organizing. Like, entire minute-long videos (plural!) of absolutely nothing but AI-generated naked bears. And they've disabled replies so people can't call them out on it anymore.
First boner of the year.
January 3, 2026 at 3:56 AM
First boner of the year.
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The visual contrast here was appealing. I really love fall.
November 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The visual contrast here was appealing. I really love fall.
I mean, it's fine to like cigars. It's even fine to really *really* like cigars... But if every. single. last. solitary. thing you post is cigar-related, it gets really tedious. You have other interests besides cigars, don't you? I'd love to see those too.
November 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I mean, it's fine to like cigars. It's even fine to really *really* like cigars... But if every. single. last. solitary. thing you post is cigar-related, it gets really tedious. You have other interests besides cigars, don't you? I'd love to see those too.
Me: "I think the people who designed the Hyundai Santa Fe were secretly pups."
Them: "What makes you say that?"
Me: "I mean look! 😂"
Them: "What makes you say that?"
Me: "I mean look! 😂"
November 16, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Me: "I think the people who designed the Hyundai Santa Fe were secretly pups."
Them: "What makes you say that?"
Me: "I mean look! 😂"
Them: "What makes you say that?"
Me: "I mean look! 😂"
In some alternative universe out there, the slang abbreviation of "blowjob" is "bloje", and I dunno, sometimes I find myself thinking about them. What's it like over there? How are they doing?
November 16, 2025 at 2:35 AM
In some alternative universe out there, the slang abbreviation of "blowjob" is "bloje", and I dunno, sometimes I find myself thinking about them. What's it like over there? How are they doing?
Gays having the decency to not take dick pics while sitting on a toilet challenge (impossible, apparently 🤮)
November 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Gays having the decency to not take dick pics while sitting on a toilet challenge (impossible, apparently 🤮)
There needs to be a "No! Nut November!" meme, along the same lines as the Lionel Hutz "No! Money down!" gag from The Simpsons.
November 2, 2025 at 5:10 PM
There needs to be a "No! Nut November!" meme, along the same lines as the Lionel Hutz "No! Money down!" gag from The Simpsons.
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Heads up: If you get an unexpected "Delivery Status Notification (Failure)" email, it's a phishing attempt. Don't open it. Don't download any attachments. Don't click any links inside. Just delete it. Read this article to learn more.
That Gmail Delivery Status Notification Is Probably a Scam
If you are getting delivery failure messages in your Gmail inbox, don't engage with them. Scammers are using mailer-daemon spam to spread malicious links.
lifehacker.com
October 30, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Heads up: If you get an unexpected "Delivery Status Notification (Failure)" email, it's a phishing attempt. Don't open it. Don't download any attachments. Don't click any links inside. Just delete it. Read this article to learn more.
Who else is gonna be here? 🍆💦
October 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Who else is gonna be here? 🍆💦
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A member of Congress just stole my shopping cart. How's *your* day going?
September 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
A member of Congress just stole my shopping cart. How's *your* day going?
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When deejaying isn't paying the bills and you decide to just give up and go live on a farm... but a very small part of you holds onto the dream.
September 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
When deejaying isn't paying the bills and you decide to just give up and go live on a farm... but a very small part of you holds onto the dream.
Go visit my safe-for-work profile, where I'm posting a slow trickle of camping trip photos that are a month and a half old by now, oops. 😅
More pics from that camping trip! Milking it for all it's worth at this point. 😂 After a brief detour into BC, I came back across the border and went to Spokane. Camped the night on top of Mount Spokane, which had some gorgeous views.
September 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Go visit my safe-for-work profile, where I'm posting a slow trickle of camping trip photos that are a month and a half old by now, oops. 😅
Just came across a profile where someone got all huffy about strangers following them. "My profile literally says if you follow me and I don't know you, don't get offended if I block you", they said, "and yet I had to block a bunch of people for following me! The nerve!"
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September 7, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Just came across a profile where someone got all huffy about strangers following them. "My profile literally says if you follow me and I don't know you, don't get offended if I block you", they said, "and yet I had to block a bunch of people for following me! The nerve!"
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I was thinking about the hole I'm fucking tonight, and my pants suddenly got very uncomfortable.
September 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM
I was thinking about the hole I'm fucking tonight, and my pants suddenly got very uncomfortable.
Gay smut profiles that say "no women" in their bios are surprisingly common. And I just... don't get it.
Imagine putting your naked pics online for the world to see, and then getting upset because you forgot that roughly half of the world is women. What do you think you're accomplishing?
Imagine putting your naked pics online for the world to see, and then getting upset because you forgot that roughly half of the world is women. What do you think you're accomplishing?
August 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Gay smut profiles that say "no women" in their bios are surprisingly common. And I just... don't get it.
Imagine putting your naked pics online for the world to see, and then getting upset because you forgot that roughly half of the world is women. What do you think you're accomplishing?
Imagine putting your naked pics online for the world to see, and then getting upset because you forgot that roughly half of the world is women. What do you think you're accomplishing?
I'll find an opportunity to share a dick pic or something soon. But in the meantime, more pics from my camping trip! Quote-posting here so it gets more eyes.
More highlights from my big trip. I said I was camping across eastern Washington, but I did pop across the border. It's hard to resist. Canada is just so pretty.
August 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I'll find an opportunity to share a dick pic or something soon. But in the meantime, more pics from my camping trip! Quote-posting here so it gets more eyes.
Another non-porn post about my camping trip. Check it out!
Why does Bluesky only let me post four images at a time? 😩 Anyway, more highlights from my big eastern Washington camping trip. See alt text.
August 14, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Another non-porn post about my camping trip. Check it out!
Sharing here because my non-porn Bluesky has basically no followers, and I'd like it if at least a few people saw my normal-life stuff. 😅
I went on a big camping trip recently, mostly through eastern Washington. Here are a few highlights from the first day. More info in the alt text.
August 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Sharing here because my non-porn Bluesky has basically no followers, and I'd like it if at least a few people saw my normal-life stuff. 😅
Does anyone have a birthday present for me? 😘
August 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Does anyone have a birthday present for me? 😘
I hope someday the gays will come up with a different thing to say when they post their haircut selfies. 😂
July 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I hope someday the gays will come up with a different thing to say when they post their haircut selfies. 😂
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Hey, did you know? If you have multiple Bluesky accounts, you can easily switch between them by long-pressing on your avatar in the bottom right corner. You're welcome. 😄
July 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Are Christians TRYING to be homoerotic?
July 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Are Christians TRYING to be homoerotic?
I hope the person riding a motor scooter around Portland while wearing a trans pride flag as a cape is having a good day.
June 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I hope the person riding a motor scooter around Portland while wearing a trans pride flag as a cape is having a good day.