Subcutaneous Phat
@andneitherdoi.bsky.social
I had an expense report sent back to me because I needed to include a receipt for donuts.
Fuckin’ Mitch!
Fuckin’ Mitch!
Everyone has one Mitch Hedberg joke stashed in their brain like a squirrel to sustain them whenever they need to feel joy for 30 seconds and mine is “they say the recipe for Sprite is Lemon and Lime but I tried to make it at home, there’s more to it than that”
May 23, 2025 at 4:58 AM
I had an expense report sent back to me because I needed to include a receipt for donuts.
Fuckin’ Mitch!
Fuckin’ Mitch!
Aye Moody's, this you?
Moody's $864m penalty for ratings in run-up to 2008 financial crisis
Payout to US justice department, 21 states and District of Columbia for risky mortgage securities ratings before stock market crash
www.theguardian.com
May 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Aye Moody's, this you?
WOOOOOOO
POPE
WOOOOOOO
POPE
WOOOOOOO
May 9, 2025 at 5:09 AM
WOOOOOOO
POPE
WOOOOOOO
POPE
WOOOOOOO
It’s possible the Pope knows who Ronny Woowoo is.
May 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
It’s possible the Pope knows who Ronny Woowoo is.
🎵 YOU HIGH FIVING MOTHERFUCKER!
YOU HIGH FIVING MOTHERFUCKER!🎵
YOU HIGH FIVING MOTHERFUCKER!🎵
May 3, 2025 at 5:17 AM
🎵 YOU HIGH FIVING MOTHERFUCKER!
YOU HIGH FIVING MOTHERFUCKER!🎵
YOU HIGH FIVING MOTHERFUCKER!🎵
These 100 men would absolutely dominate the gorilla:
1985 Chicago Bears defense
1990 Detroit Pistons
Derrick Thomas
Christian Okoye
Bo Jackson
20 Samoans
Barksdale & Marlo’s gangs from The Wire
1992 Mike Tyson
Brian Dennehy
1985 Chicago Bears defense
1990 Detroit Pistons
Derrick Thomas
Christian Okoye
Bo Jackson
20 Samoans
Barksdale & Marlo’s gangs from The Wire
1992 Mike Tyson
Brian Dennehy
May 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
These 100 men would absolutely dominate the gorilla:
1985 Chicago Bears defense
1990 Detroit Pistons
Derrick Thomas
Christian Okoye
Bo Jackson
20 Samoans
Barksdale & Marlo’s gangs from The Wire
1992 Mike Tyson
Brian Dennehy
1985 Chicago Bears defense
1990 Detroit Pistons
Derrick Thomas
Christian Okoye
Bo Jackson
20 Samoans
Barksdale & Marlo’s gangs from The Wire
1992 Mike Tyson
Brian Dennehy
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Tesla Model 3 crushed by an Olmec statue
By Mexican sculptor @chavismarmol.bsky.social
By Mexican sculptor @chavismarmol.bsky.social
March 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Tesla Model 3 crushed by an Olmec statue
By Mexican sculptor @chavismarmol.bsky.social
By Mexican sculptor @chavismarmol.bsky.social
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if Apple could make its employees undergo the severance procedure, it absolutely would without hesitation
February 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
if Apple could make its employees undergo the severance procedure, it absolutely would without hesitation
Your outie can parallel park in less than 20 seconds.
February 15, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Your outie can parallel park in less than 20 seconds.
Father Time has been whoopin his ass hard.
February 15, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Father Time has been whoopin his ass hard.
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I don't know who needs to hear this but..
February 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this but..
The sad thing about sheer stupidity is there is absolutely nothing you can do about it.
Matthew Coleman, QAnon dad charged with slaughtering his kids, is ‘nearly incomprehensible’ behind bars as trial reaches deadline
Matthew Coleman, QAnon dad charged with slaughtering his kids, is ‘nearly incomprehensible’ behind bars as trial reaches deadline
The Post has learned that Coleman has limited contact with his family — and when they talk, the former surf instructor is nearly incomprehensible.
nypost.com
February 7, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The sad thing about sheer stupidity is there is absolutely nothing you can do about it.
Local H forever
Reposting me let's your followers know you like alternative rock
February 6, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Local H forever
I have needed a new tape measure for a while. Didn’t know I needed one this good. Shoutout to @agoldman.bsky.social @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social
January 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I have needed a new tape measure for a while. Didn’t know I needed one this good. Shoutout to @agoldman.bsky.social @hyperfixedpod.bsky.social
One time I was so high I couldn’t remember English muffins and all I could come
up with was British bread circles. It happens.
up with was British bread circles. It happens.
Video of Hilaria Baldwin ‘forgetting’ the English word ‘onions’ while cooking a Spanish dish is going viral.
January 3, 2025 at 6:15 AM
One time I was so high I couldn’t remember English muffins and all I could come
up with was British bread circles. It happens.
up with was British bread circles. It happens.
Reflective designs can help drivers spot your body laying in the street after they run you down.
theonion.com/tips-for-pic...
theonion.com/tips-for-pic...
Tips For Picking Out Running Shoes
With the start of a new year, many Americans will be engaging in new fitness routines, with jogging being among the most popular. Here are tips for finding the selecting running shoes. Decide the leve...
theonion.com
January 3, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Reflective designs can help drivers spot your body laying in the street after they run you down.
theonion.com/tips-for-pic...
theonion.com/tips-for-pic...
Righteous bucks
December 30, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Righteous bucks
The only response to anyone that brings up fantasy sports.
Fantasy team? Sure, kid — I'm on your mother's fantasy team. She puts me in every week. Heheh.
December 29, 2024 at 9:02 PM
The only response to anyone that brings up fantasy sports.
Reddit truly is the best
December 25, 2024 at 6:33 AM
Reddit truly is the best
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Sea Anemone, by Ann Knickerbocker, 2021, 📸 via @nocontexttrack
November 23, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Sea Anemone, by Ann Knickerbocker, 2021, 📸 via @nocontexttrack
Me poking my head in the attic and only see mounds of insulation
Photograph from the surface of Asteriod Ryugu, taken by Hyabusa-2's Mobile Asteroid Surface Scout
November 23, 2024 at 3:58 AM
Me poking my head in the attic and only see mounds of insulation