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Andre Martin
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Technologist, Connector, Startups. Social Media, Cloud. Creative; spontaneous; versatile. Looking for new challenges...
December 27, 2025 at 12:19 PM
How to spend #Xmas morning the right way: let the neighbor #kids show you their #Santa gifts for a few minutes, then grant their #wish to take your #RedDeadOnline #horse to Saint Denis for the #Christmas lighting and bar #piano performance. #RedDeadRedemption2 #RDO #RDR2 #gaming
December 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Get ready, folks! In 30 minutes, #Santa takes off: #track #SantaClaus with the official #NORAD Santa Tracker buff.ly/mRzrKfS #NoradSanta #SantaTracker
Official NORAD Tracks Santa
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December 24, 2025 at 8:30 AM
#Christmas window display at the #Niederanven elementary #school and after-school care center (#maisonrelais). #Xmas #Luxembourg #Nidderaanven #firetruck #SeasonsGreetings #MerryChristmas
December 18, 2025 at 11:00 AM
When #fuel prices go up the day you need to refill your #car and go down the day after you refilled your car. #Fail #LUproblems #Luxembourg
December 18, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Noticed how under-30s (and more under-20s) have no #popculture #knowledge predating the years around their birth? Older gens often know century old references. Funny how that correlates with portable #entertainment advancement, yet inverses to #media availability increase. #Fail
December 5, 2025 at 11:00 AM
I bumped into a lonely #SaintNicholas at #Auchan today thought it might be a great #selfie opportunity, given no queue. But "sorry, no", he sadly whispered, "only by the mall's own photographer" :( #Fail
December 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Last week's #GoodDeed: notified a company about a #nest of the #dangerous, #invasive #Asian #hornet (vespa velutina) in one of their trees. Once you've seen a nest, you can't stop scanning leafless treetops for more, out of #fear it becomes an #obsession. #AsianHornet #Luxembourg
Asian hornet - Wikipedia
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December 1, 2025 at 10:00 AM
First action of the new #week and in today's #GoodDeed: informed a survey and market research institute about their expired #SSL certificate. Also, I feel I should get back to post more again.
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Took me only two decades to figure out #OneNote features "section groups", which are subfolders within sections. I guess I just never looked carefully at a section right-click pop-up menu. #Fail #MicrosoftOneNote
November 24, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Today I discovered: #Bing has a #panda who dropped its #icecream cone when something went wrong on their side. I wonder if he knows #Twitter's #FailWhale?
November 23, 2025 at 8:00 AM
After I finally got around to migrate the local #GTA5 savegame from #XboxOne to #XboxSeries, it gave me 21 #achievement notifications which can't be skipped. Enough time to make a fresh #coffee. #AchievementUnlocked #Xbox #RockstarGames
November 22, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Replace the word "dreams" with "Teams" - as in "#MicrosoftTeams" - and the #song "#Jeanny" by #Falco turns into a modern #AmericanPsycho where the #workfromhome gal is caught in the #mall instead of in her #homeoffice.
Falco - Jeanny (Video)
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November 17, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Scared of the #Australian #DropBear? Now add a #prehistoric #DropCroc to the list! Ancient eggshells shed new light on #crocodiles that hunted #prey from #trees.
Ancient eggshells shed new light on crocodiles that hunted prey from trees | CNN
Scientists say they have unearthed Australia’s oldest known crocodile eggshells, potentially shedding light on ancient reptiles called “drop crocs.”
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November 13, 2025 at 8:00 AM
70 years ago this morning, Hill Valley woke up to a destroyed Courthouse clock tower. Unless you can travel between timelines, it still is. #BTTF
November 13, 2025 at 6:39 AM
What do you do when delivering a package to the neighbor and their mom says all her kids are still sleeping - at *10AM*? You keep ringing the doorbell, of course! :)
November 5, 2025 at 9:24 AM
When you have 3 same topic dreams within a single dream and discuss those dreams with someone in that main #dream. #InceptionAchievementUnlocked
October 31, 2025 at 6:19 AM
The only way to #greet a #cat appropriately.

#manners #HogwartsLegacy #HarryPotter
October 28, 2025 at 8:01 AM
When you should be sleeping but a couple of songs used in #McDonalds commercials - decades ago - are keeping you awake, hungry & reminiscing of that first #burger you had as a child. #sleep #fail #food #nostalgia
October 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
How to annoy #kids: change your #smartwatch so it's always dark, requiring pressing buttons. Instant #frustration as they can't read an (#analog) #clock tower. Mind you, those kids range from kindergarten to secondary/middle #school. #Luxembourg #education #fail
October 1, 2025 at 7:00 AM
September 25, 2025 at 9:00 AM
When trying everything to reconnect a #computer display, but only after way too long, noticing it's a different cable using the same port. #Fail
September 11, 2025 at 7:00 AM
When you're enjoying an #apple you just found in the #fridge, but then it's dawning on you it was there for about 2 weeks since your guests left. #Fail #NotAFoodie
September 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM