Andreia does the Internet
@andreiabluesky.bsky.social
Unapologetic trans ADHD, mum to a little human & a cat, professional photographer, NHS "essential" staff, and a delusional fantasy that she will ever own her own home.
🇵🇹 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
I'm also a cunt to fascists & bigots, so there's that.
🇵🇹 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ 🇵🇸 🇺🇦
I'm also a cunt to fascists & bigots, so there's that.
It's Christmas time 🎄 🤶
So go on, treat myself to a profile pic with a Santa hat, burrito-wrapped in a wool blankie.
Unlike billionnaires, I have people that love me for me and not my net worth.
So go on, treat myself to a profile pic with a Santa hat, burrito-wrapped in a wool blankie.
Unlike billionnaires, I have people that love me for me and not my net worth.
December 14, 2025 at 10:55 AM
It's Christmas time 🎄 🤶
So go on, treat myself to a profile pic with a Santa hat, burrito-wrapped in a wool blankie.
Unlike billionnaires, I have people that love me for me and not my net worth.
So go on, treat myself to a profile pic with a Santa hat, burrito-wrapped in a wool blankie.
Unlike billionnaires, I have people that love me for me and not my net worth.
Couldn't find a decent 'vote/join green' badges, so designed my own and ordered 5 to recruit friends of mine, see how it goes. Might order more.
It goes really well next to my other "Fuck the tories" and "Fuck Starmer" badges.
I wear that backpack proudly every day.
It goes really well next to my other "Fuck the tories" and "Fuck Starmer" badges.
I wear that backpack proudly every day.
December 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Couldn't find a decent 'vote/join green' badges, so designed my own and ordered 5 to recruit friends of mine, see how it goes. Might order more.
It goes really well next to my other "Fuck the tories" and "Fuck Starmer" badges.
I wear that backpack proudly every day.
It goes really well next to my other "Fuck the tories" and "Fuck Starmer" badges.
I wear that backpack proudly every day.
Oh boy, woke up to this. We finally made the sky trans somehow. Rowling and Lineham are gonna have a field day with this one...
I expect angry tweets today.
I expect angry tweets today.
December 11, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Oh boy, woke up to this. We finally made the sky trans somehow. Rowling and Lineham are gonna have a field day with this one...
I expect angry tweets today.
I expect angry tweets today.
I know you lot love this BBC sh÷t, British stapple bla bla, but that fuck÷ng place needs abolishing or a complete clear out. I'm telling you this as a foreigner without rose fuck÷ng tinted glasses.
The BBC is ok with a genocidal state and culture that kills 1 child every hour...
F×ck Israel.
The BBC is ok with a genocidal state and culture that kills 1 child every hour...
F×ck Israel.
December 10, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I know you lot love this BBC sh÷t, British stapple bla bla, but that fuck÷ng place needs abolishing or a complete clear out. I'm telling you this as a foreigner without rose fuck÷ng tinted glasses.
The BBC is ok with a genocidal state and culture that kills 1 child every hour...
F×ck Israel.
The BBC is ok with a genocidal state and culture that kills 1 child every hour...
F×ck Israel.
Girlguiding "committed to inclusion (...) vowing to continue supporting young people and adults in marginalised groups."
Except the trans, fuck'em.
“we will continue to explore the opportunities to champion this value and actively support young people who need us”
Oh, except trans, fuck'em...
Except the trans, fuck'em.
“we will continue to explore the opportunities to champion this value and actively support young people who need us”
Oh, except trans, fuck'em...
December 6, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Girlguiding "committed to inclusion (...) vowing to continue supporting young people and adults in marginalised groups."
Except the trans, fuck'em.
“we will continue to explore the opportunities to champion this value and actively support young people who need us”
Oh, except trans, fuck'em...
Except the trans, fuck'em.
“we will continue to explore the opportunities to champion this value and actively support young people who need us”
Oh, except trans, fuck'em...
Keep the politics of hope going @greenparty.org.uk, it's working!
November 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Keep the politics of hope going @greenparty.org.uk, it's working!
The UK is also part of the 1951 Convention for the status of refugees, which is very specific in article 34 about integration.
Like, these fuckers gets paid 94 grand year and they don't know their own homework? Wtf amateur hour is this?
Like, these fuckers gets paid 94 grand year and they don't know their own homework? Wtf amateur hour is this?
November 16, 2025 at 10:42 AM
The UK is also part of the 1951 Convention for the status of refugees, which is very specific in article 34 about integration.
Like, these fuckers gets paid 94 grand year and they don't know their own homework? Wtf amateur hour is this?
Like, these fuckers gets paid 94 grand year and they don't know their own homework? Wtf amateur hour is this?
Might as well remind everyone of this:
November 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Might as well remind everyone of this:
He's lying of course.
In typical Starmer Labour fashion, Streeting's venomous words contractic his recent actions. You can tell the snake is about to make a move.
In typical Starmer Labour fashion, Streeting's venomous words contractic his recent actions. You can tell the snake is about to make a move.
November 12, 2025 at 11:15 AM
He's lying of course.
In typical Starmer Labour fashion, Streeting's venomous words contractic his recent actions. You can tell the snake is about to make a move.
In typical Starmer Labour fashion, Streeting's venomous words contractic his recent actions. You can tell the snake is about to make a move.
This penny-drop moment genuinely made me laugh out loud.
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
This penny-drop moment genuinely made me laugh out loud.
It literally does affect the "commitment", in fact it completely hinders it. How tf can they absolute oxymorons like this with a straight face...
November 7, 2025 at 11:39 AM
It literally does affect the "commitment", in fact it completely hinders it. How tf can they absolute oxymorons like this with a straight face...
Awww, look he learned a new word!
Aaaand he's lying of course, US costs have gone up, not down.
Aaaand he's lying of course, US costs have gone up, not down.
November 6, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Awww, look he learned a new word!
Aaaand he's lying of course, US costs have gone up, not down.
Aaaand he's lying of course, US costs have gone up, not down.
I'd really like to know the reason they gave. Probably like: we're not farage...
November 5, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I'd really like to know the reason they gave. Probably like: we're not farage...
The birth of the NHS post war was a socialist act by a _back then_ socialist Labour.
By the way, the Tories voted against it. Let that sink in.
Socialism =/= Communism
By the way, the Tories voted against it. Let that sink in.
Socialism =/= Communism
November 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The birth of the NHS post war was a socialist act by a _back then_ socialist Labour.
By the way, the Tories voted against it. Let that sink in.
Socialism =/= Communism
By the way, the Tories voted against it. Let that sink in.
Socialism =/= Communism
Oh right, he said that platitude tweet back in April, the day after the ruling. And f÷ck all after that...
That's not support, that's bs virtue signaling. Support is what Rachel Millward said, her video, support is Zack telling Piers Morgan that yes, women can have penesis without flinching.
That's not support, that's bs virtue signaling. Support is what Rachel Millward said, her video, support is Zack telling Piers Morgan that yes, women can have penesis without flinching.
November 3, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Oh right, he said that platitude tweet back in April, the day after the ruling. And f÷ck all after that...
That's not support, that's bs virtue signaling. Support is what Rachel Millward said, her video, support is Zack telling Piers Morgan that yes, women can have penesis without flinching.
That's not support, that's bs virtue signaling. Support is what Rachel Millward said, her video, support is Zack telling Piers Morgan that yes, women can have penesis without flinching.
It's like they can't help themselves...
The UK just NEEDS to have It's gammon colonial hands in all the gonocidal pies don't they? Rethorical...
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The UK just NEEDS to have It's gammon colonial hands in all the gonocidal pies don't they? Rethorical...
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November 3, 2025 at 6:05 AM
It's like they can't help themselves...
The UK just NEEDS to have It's gammon colonial hands in all the gonocidal pies don't they? Rethorical...
(with alt text)
The UK just NEEDS to have It's gammon colonial hands in all the gonocidal pies don't they? Rethorical...
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What did I say?! And it's not even November yet.
Some twat laughed at me, he owes me £10 quid...
Some twat laughed at me, he owes me £10 quid...
October 30, 2025 at 10:50 PM
What did I say?! And it's not even November yet.
Some twat laughed at me, he owes me £10 quid...
Some twat laughed at me, he owes me £10 quid...
In my perfect world I would normalise this as "Far Right Enabler"
Imagine having the privileged luxury (and moral irresponsibility) of being able to ignore politics because your rights are, and will always be, intact.
Imagine having the privileged luxury (and moral irresponsibility) of being able to ignore politics because your rights are, and will always be, intact.
October 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
In my perfect world I would normalise this as "Far Right Enabler"
Imagine having the privileged luxury (and moral irresponsibility) of being able to ignore politics because your rights are, and will always be, intact.
Imagine having the privileged luxury (and moral irresponsibility) of being able to ignore politics because your rights are, and will always be, intact.
Couldn't have put it better. Hope will beat hate. Hating takes tremendous amounts of energy, it's exhausting.
October 27, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Couldn't have put it better. Hope will beat hate. Hating takes tremendous amounts of energy, it's exhausting.
Post a witch.
October 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Post a witch.
I just love how everyone's graph (Farage, Kemi, Ed Davey) is pretty much showing parallel lines, whilst Starmer clearly just fucked it from day one, and the lines go "Weeeee!!!" to the stratosphere...
October 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I just love how everyone's graph (Farage, Kemi, Ed Davey) is pretty much showing parallel lines, whilst Starmer clearly just fucked it from day one, and the lines go "Weeeee!!!" to the stratosphere...
@andmarwood.bsky.social
Just to let you know that you're following this person, and maybe blocking would be a better option...
Just to let you know that you're following this person, and maybe blocking would be a better option...
October 25, 2025 at 11:23 AM
@andmarwood.bsky.social
Just to let you know that you're following this person, and maybe blocking would be a better option...
Just to let you know that you're following this person, and maybe blocking would be a better option...
Honestly, sometimes Bluesky ia comedy gold!
October 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Honestly, sometimes Bluesky ia comedy gold!
That feeling when the leader of the Greens must be snuggling into bed at the end of a day crushing the Rightwing media, but just casually likes one of your posts.
Eeeekk!🤩 💚🌱♻️✊️
Go Greens!
Eeeekk!🤩 💚🌱♻️✊️
Go Greens!
October 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
That feeling when the leader of the Greens must be snuggling into bed at the end of a day crushing the Rightwing media, but just casually likes one of your posts.
Eeeekk!🤩 💚🌱♻️✊️
Go Greens!
Eeeekk!🤩 💚🌱♻️✊️
Go Greens!
Omg can you just... STOP. OBSESSING. About our genitals?!
Fuuucking weirdo, man! Stop!
Fuuucking weirdo, man! Stop!
October 23, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Omg can you just... STOP. OBSESSING. About our genitals?!
Fuuucking weirdo, man! Stop!
Fuuucking weirdo, man! Stop!