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andreiabluesky.bsky.social
Andreia does the Internet
@andreiabluesky.bsky.social
Unapologetic trans ADHD, mum to a little human & a cat, professional photographer, NHS "essential" staff, and a delusional fantasy that she will ever own her own home.
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I'm also a cunt to fascists & bigots, so there's that.
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Intro (or, "what are you about anyway?"):

Socialist Democracy ✅️
LGBTQI+ BLM ✅️
Worker & Human rights ✅️
Eat the ultra rich ✅️
Fuck privatisation ✅️
Fuck Neo-liberalism ✅️
Fuck the Tories ✅️
Fuck spineless Starmer ✅️
Fuck Brexit ✅️
Fuck Zionists ✅️
Fuck Putin ✅️
Fuck Terfs ✅️
And fuck 🍍 🍕, but you do you boo
Comedy night at the Lib Dems. It's the flip flop centrists vs reform you guys!
“It’s between us and Reform”: The Lib Dem plan to win in 2026
Ed Davey's party is drawing up attack lines for Labour, Reform and Brexit
www.newstatesman.com
December 19, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Journalists "carrying confidential information" or material "personally embarrassing to the Prime Minister on the eve of important treaty negotiations" could face similar scrutiny.

Welcome to the UK, where the police state wants to know everything. But sure, it's to "protect women and children"...
Creating apps like Signal or WhatsApp could be 'hostile activity,' claims UK watchdog
It's the latest blow to encryption in the UK
www.techradar.com
December 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
[Self imposed]
1. I'm not allowed to buy new tops if it exceeds the total amount of hangers I have on my open wardrobe.

2. I consistently break that rule and buy another pack of 5 hangers, telling my self that this is the new limit, "for real this time"...
December 16, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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God I wish ppl could just let go of HP and just not play any games associated with the franchise
December 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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WHY ARE YOU ANNOYED THIS IS WHAT YOU WANTED TO HAPPEN
December 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
It's Christmas time 🎄 🤶
So go on, treat myself to a profile pic with a Santa hat, burrito-wrapped in a wool blankie.

Unlike billionnaires, I have people that love me for me and not my net worth.
December 14, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Couldn't find a decent 'vote/join green' badges, so designed my own and ordered 5 to recruit friends of mine, see how it goes. Might order more.
It goes really well next to my other "Fuck the tories" and "Fuck Starmer" badges.
I wear that backpack proudly every day.
December 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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I see the New Statesman doesn't seem to know the difference between popular (Zack Polanski) and populist (Nigel Farage). Populists promise what they can't deliver, or have no intention of delivering, which is why they are often popular too.
December 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Oh boy, woke up to this. We finally made the sky trans somehow. Rowling and Lineham are gonna have a field day with this one...
I expect angry tweets today.
December 11, 2025 at 8:09 AM
I know you lot love this BBC sh÷t, British stapple bla bla, but that fuck÷ng place needs abolishing or a complete clear out. I'm telling you this as a foreigner without rose fuck÷ng tinted glasses.

The BBC is ok with a genocidal state and culture that kills 1 child every hour...

F×ck Israel.
December 10, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Girlguiding "committed to inclusion (...) vowing to continue supporting young people and adults in marginalised groups."

Except the trans, fuck'em.

“we will continue to explore the opportunities to champion this value and actively support young people who need us”

Oh, except trans, fuck'em...
December 6, 2025 at 4:13 AM
We did say it wasn't going to end on just trans people...
Now here's an idiot that doesn't understand the Left Hand graph, or that wider awareness generates higher demand.
There's also the 5 year + wait list for diagnosis, but sure bud, it's "over diagnosed".
Streeting orders review into mental health and ADHD diagnoses
The health secretary says the aim is to tackle a rising demand for services and pressure on the NHS.
www.bbc.com
December 6, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Every time I hear extremely right wing Christians talk about 'Muslims throwing gay people off of roofs' I always think to myself motherfucker that's what you want to do too ive said for years that a fundamentalist Christian version of Saudi Arabia would be their ideal counrty.
February 19, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Christ on a bike what an absolute sh÷t show! Members removed on the spot for being... too socialist? Zarah's name choice ommited, Zionism accusations, Your Party is named: Your Party...
I'll stay in the Greens thanks, what an absolute mess!
Oh, and Nevermind trans ppl? Did we get rights? Who knows!
WTF Actually Happened at Your Party Conference?
YouTube video by Novara Media
youtube.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:52 AM
*Self depricating humour pro tip*

Ask a Portuguese to say 'third' and enjoy the outcome of them saying 'turd' ;D
December 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Not the 'Your Party' conference being an absolute sh÷tshow of drama, with members having their membership revoked by unamed person(s), party name choices being ommited. That's strike 3 now for the "sexist boys club".

@zarahsultana.bsky.social should really move on...
Zarah Sultana Boycotts Your Party Conference Over Member Expulsions | Novara Media
Your Party's inaugural conference began in Liverpool on Saturday with many hoping that the party's warring factions would unite. But just hours in, co-founder Zarah Sultana announced she was boycottin...
novaramedia.com
November 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
A two faced hypocrite b÷tch says what?

(@Reeves, not the OP)
Rachel Reeves tells us about the rape clause in the Tories two child benefit cap to underline how disgusting the cap is.

Yes, so why didn't you scrap it 16 months ago as soon as you won the election, instead of going after pensioners winter fuel allowance?
November 30, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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Its strange, seeing a politician act like a normal person with a personality.
November 28, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Obviously this is bad, and it opens to grounds for skewed data that NHSE, and soon enough the DHSC, can use to 'cook' the numbers.

By looking at a rising number of detransitioners, the DHSC can use that to justify its pub blck usage whilst being the culprits that lead to that rise in the 1st place
November 28, 2025 at 7:59 AM
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Starmer: We must fight the scourge of the evil tra**ies by making sure women are all womaning *properly*!
Also Starmer: Why was my niece attacked for not womaning *properly*!? How did this happen!?!
November 27, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My last two evenings have been spent watching Japanese and Korean women on Youtube trying British snacks and pronouncing French words.

Not gonna lie... This is top content.
November 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Here lies Andreia

"I will never admit how much stuff I ordered from TEMU. I know, I deserve Hell"
On my tombstone.
No Etsy hex here, only bespoke curses.
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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'gender critical'

if someone has a penis then *obviously* they behave in these ways - any denial of that is 'gender ideology'

if someone has a vagina then *obviously* they behave in these ways - any denial of that is 'gender ideology'

'gender critical' is sexism

'gender ideology' is feminism
November 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The young naïve Labour MP is trying so so hard to keep her job.

Also, the bit where they're referring to Reeves upcoming budget possibly making things worse, she goes "It can't be, we're Labour!" 😅

Oh my dumb summer child...
Is Labour being outflanked by Polanski and Farage? Reeves budget debate
YouTube video by Channel 4 News
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 PM