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Andrew
@andrewejensen.bsky.social
Baseball, food, and pets are for joy. Studying law so that others might have theirs.
Not the powerhouse of the cell! Nooooooo
November 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Similar profile to Johnson—I was surprised by the mid season pickup. Again, my best educated guess is they didn’t want to signal to the fan base that they were doing n o t h i n g. I’d wager AA is gearing up for extensions and a couple of additions to the rotation/pen that fit Hefner’s mold
November 7, 2025 at 1:29 AM
My best guess is the front office has tired of hittable fastballs offset by hard breaking stuff. The league seems to have caught up and the FO would rather allocate spend that money on arms with a different look for hitters.
November 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I’m getting a lot of questions about my “I don’t have the OJ Bronco” shirt that are already answered by the shirt.
November 4, 2025 at 2:35 AM
The balk. It’s basically an unwritten rule umpires arbitrarily enforce
October 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
v. Sawyer Brown
September 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Seans Hannity*
September 12, 2025 at 10:37 AM
This guy, Riley, celebrated his birthday yesterday. His whole litter was named after 9/11 rescue dogs—Riley is the one pictured in your post ❤️
September 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Our hearts are with you—a dog’s love is perfect: totally unconditional. We lost our girl this summer, and I write her often. Every time, I feel that bit of love and connection no person can give. Our pups really do make us better people
August 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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August 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
August 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Just when my 1L contracts twitch had subsided…
August 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
AA just drove up the market price of old Pierce Johnson
July 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Waiting for corresponding DFA of @dunnah.bsky.social
July 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
My wife has an autoimmune disorder and a particular susceptibility to upper respiratory infections. We still mask indoors in public—it’s exhausting how little people give a damn about others and always stings when the worst of it were treated like an inconvenience (or opportunity to relax)
July 27, 2025 at 7:49 PM