Andrew
@andrewejensen.bsky.social
Baseball, food, and pets are for joy. Studying law so that others might have theirs.
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>Venezuela is stealing our oil and land
December 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
>Venezuela is stealing our oil and land
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I've said this before but yeah, it is an evergreen day-booster knowing that if someone tells me they love me, they mean it and if someone laughs at my jokes, they mean it. I can say that but the richest man in the world can't and we all know that he would trade every penny for what I got lmao
November 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I've said this before but yeah, it is an evergreen day-booster knowing that if someone tells me they love me, they mean it and if someone laughs at my jokes, they mean it. I can say that but the richest man in the world can't and we all know that he would trade every penny for what I got lmao
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They're malign and ignorant and unqualified, but also... none of these people are sober. Like, ever. Booze, pills, ketamine, whatever. Pick your poison, and they almost all do. The government is ~90% being run by people who do not spend any of their waking hours fit to operate a motor vehicle.
EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification.
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
October 21, 2025 at 9:35 AM
They're malign and ignorant and unqualified, but also... none of these people are sober. Like, ever. Booze, pills, ketamine, whatever. Pick your poison, and they almost all do. The government is ~90% being run by people who do not spend any of their waking hours fit to operate a motor vehicle.
While this isn’t a firearm and my observation is beside the point, it is the unhinged cherry on top of an insane sundae that he had an optic scope on a beefed up paintball gun. The clowns are running the circus.
Another incident of federal agents pointing guns at Chicago area residents.
October 7, 2025 at 9:08 PM
While this isn’t a firearm and my observation is beside the point, it is the unhinged cherry on top of an insane sundae that he had an optic scope on a beefed up paintball gun. The clowns are running the circus.
Ruin a band with law
Neil Youngstown Sheet and Tube Co.
Neil Youngstown Sheet and Tube Co.
Ruin a band with law
Alicia West Keys
Alicia West Keys
Ruin a band with law
FOIA Fighters
FOIA Fighters
September 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Ruin a band with law
Neil Youngstown Sheet and Tube Co.
Neil Youngstown Sheet and Tube Co.
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Political violence disproportionately hurts people with less power, not people with more power. Political violence will disproportionately hurt people of color and women and LGBTQ people. It’s not fair, but that’s the way it works. Celebrating political violence means at best indifference to that.
Political violence is bad. It usually begets more political violence.
Celebrating political violence is bad. It usually encourages more political violence, against various targets.
Campus shootings are bad. They make everyone on campus less safe.
It's bad that what I wrote here is controversial.
Celebrating political violence is bad. It usually encourages more political violence, against various targets.
Campus shootings are bad. They make everyone on campus less safe.
It's bad that what I wrote here is controversial.
September 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Political violence disproportionately hurts people with less power, not people with more power. Political violence will disproportionately hurt people of color and women and LGBTQ people. It’s not fair, but that’s the way it works. Celebrating political violence means at best indifference to that.
MAGA has always been smoke averse. Pritzker stood up and made clear that all the administration would get in Illinois is problems.
Trump: "We're making a determination now -- do we go to Chicago, or do we go to a place like New Orleans where we have a great governor who wants us to come in and straighten out a very nice section of this country that's become quite tough, quite bad?"
September 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
MAGA has always been smoke averse. Pritzker stood up and made clear that all the administration would get in Illinois is problems.
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This is Ronald Acuña Jr.‘s 26th career home run of 450+ ft, including playoffs
That’s 4 more than anyone else in MLB since the start of 2018
That’s 4 more than anyone else in MLB since the start of 2018
July 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
This is Ronald Acuña Jr.‘s 26th career home run of 450+ ft, including playoffs
That’s 4 more than anyone else in MLB since the start of 2018
That’s 4 more than anyone else in MLB since the start of 2018
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You should put two spaces after a period when:
- Writing a fax to your travel agent
- Penning a eulogy for your uncle who just died of "confumption"
- Addressing the constable or lorde of the duchy
- Writing a fax to your travel agent
- Penning a eulogy for your uncle who just died of "confumption"
- Addressing the constable or lorde of the duchy
July 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
You should put two spaces after a period when:
- Writing a fax to your travel agent
- Penning a eulogy for your uncle who just died of "confumption"
- Addressing the constable or lorde of the duchy
- Writing a fax to your travel agent
- Penning a eulogy for your uncle who just died of "confumption"
- Addressing the constable or lorde of the duchy
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Today's statistic: 11.2% of all MLBTR posts are about Jesse Chavez moving on and off the #Braves roster
www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/04/brav...
www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/04/brav...
April 27, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Today's statistic: 11.2% of all MLBTR posts are about Jesse Chavez moving on and off the #Braves roster
www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/04/brav...
www.mlbtraderumors.com/2025/04/brav...
ChatGPT’s first positive contribution to society c/o @melmwilcox.bsky.social
April 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
ChatGPT’s first positive contribution to society c/o @melmwilcox.bsky.social
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For your enjoyment: here is Secretary of Education Linda McMahon talking about implementing AI in schools, but pronouncing it "A1," as in "A1 Steak Sauce"
www.youtube.com/live/lxrg28z...
www.youtube.com/live/lxrg28z...
April 9, 2025 at 7:49 PM
For your enjoyment: here is Secretary of Education Linda McMahon talking about implementing AI in schools, but pronouncing it "A1," as in "A1 Steak Sauce"
www.youtube.com/live/lxrg28z...
www.youtube.com/live/lxrg28z...
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264 law professors from across the country have signed the following statement to call attention to the constitutional crisis that the nation is now facing. Please read and repost! Thank you!!!
February 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
264 law professors from across the country have signed the following statement to call attention to the constitutional crisis that the nation is now facing. Please read and repost! Thank you!!!
Give that man a Nobel Prize for his contributions to the advancement of hating
February 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Give that man a Nobel Prize for his contributions to the advancement of hating
What are there…like 22 dudes opening for Kendrick Lamar?
February 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
What are there…like 22 dudes opening for Kendrick Lamar?
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NEW: An internal email obtained by WIRED from a threat intelligence team monitoring US Treasury systems advised labeling DOGE operatives an "insider threat," adding that it recommended suspending their access "immediately."
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www.wired.com/story/treasu...
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www.wired.com/story/treasu...
February 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM
NEW: An internal email obtained by WIRED from a threat intelligence team monitoring US Treasury systems advised labeling DOGE operatives an "insider threat," adding that it recommended suspending their access "immediately."
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www.wired.com/story/treasu...
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www.wired.com/story/treasu...
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I want to take two seconds to explain that, yes, we do have a Spending Clause. And to claim otherwise is absurd provocation that confuses a separate debate about constitutional limitations on federal spending.
(I cannot believe I'm doing this but here we go.)
(I cannot believe I'm doing this but here we go.)
a cartoon character holding a scroll of the u.s. constitution says hello i 'm the u.s. constitution
ALT: a cartoon character holding a scroll of the u.s. constitution says hello i 'm the u.s. constitution
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February 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I want to take two seconds to explain that, yes, we do have a Spending Clause. And to claim otherwise is absurd provocation that confuses a separate debate about constitutional limitations on federal spending.
(I cannot believe I'm doing this but here we go.)
(I cannot believe I'm doing this but here we go.)
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"The men appear to have barricaded the entrance to the bank, spray painted the security cameras, and ordered the employees to lie on the floor. We're watching now to see if they do anything wrong."
I'm sorry, but "they took over the whole federal payments system, fired the career staff, and won't let anybody see what they're doing" is not a situation in which you wait for more information. It's a situation in which you assume the worst. There's no explanation for it other than rampant crimes.
February 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
"The men appear to have barricaded the entrance to the bank, spray painted the security cameras, and ordered the employees to lie on the floor. We're watching now to see if they do anything wrong."
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Oh hey it’s the year of the snake! Here’s a drawing of a snake I made.
February 3, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Oh hey it’s the year of the snake! Here’s a drawing of a snake I made.
“The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command”
January 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
“The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command”
Studying for contracts like
December 13, 2024 at 7:57 PM
Studying for contracts like
Sometimes I wonder what having a normal cat would be like, but this is always entertaining
November 16, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Sometimes I wonder what having a normal cat would be like, but this is always entertaining