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why get food 😔
when you could crush it 🤪
December 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Canada‘s drag race needs to hire a single gay person to proof read the captions. Plz
December 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
what even song would I do
December 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
you ever be watching tv and realize you just looking at tv
December 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I like my board games like I like my orange juice - with pulp
November 29, 2025 at 7:39 PM
what yall know bout Mia thermopolis
October 3, 2025 at 4:08 AM
hotcake syrup box
July 29, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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Three years later my wife and I were married.

This year two state houses passed resolutions urging the Supreme Court to overturn Obergefell. The attacks on LGBTQ+ people are relentless, making it hard to celebrate our successes, as they’re constantly trying to take them away.
10 years ago today, the Supreme Court legalized same-sex marriage in the United States.
June 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
og glasklart users rejoice #appleevent
June 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
why is there a chipotle in the airport

who is risking it all by eating that before flying
May 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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😮 HIDING ICE FLIGHTS:

ICE charter flights by GlobalX have been removed from many flight trackers, and given the call sign TYSON --previously associated w/ Secret Service and a B52 bomber squadron.

Tracked by tail number, here is TYSON41 which departed Texas en route to a destination South America:
April 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Probably the last CVE indexed before it goes dark should be CVE-2025-DOGE (critical, local privilege escalation vulnerability that leads to malicious code execution and data exfiltration).
April 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
#LastFourWatched

We skipped our usual double feature Thursdays so I’m slackin
April 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
“China keeps escalating!!”

Bro you started this 🙄
April 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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A true heater 48 hours for The Onion, in my unbiased opinion.
April 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I took a nap in the Minecraft movie
April 4, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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They're called public records for a reason. Starting today, WIRED will *stop paywalling* articles that are primarily based on public records obtained through the Freedom of Information Act, becoming the first publication to partner with @freedom.press to offer this for our new coverage.
Wired is dropping paywalls for FOIA-based reporting. Others should follow
As the administration does its best to hide public records from the public, Wired magazine is stepping up to help stem the secrecy
freedom.press
March 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Wondering how juke monsta is doin tonight
March 18, 2025 at 5:06 AM
rihanna is smurfette
March 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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this episode of drag race made me feel like i’m living in an alternate dimension
February 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Study Finds Human Brain Contains Entire Spoon’s Worth Of Nanoplastics
theonion.com/study-f...
February 5, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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DOECHII IS A GRAMMY WINNER
February 3, 2025 at 1:34 AM
January 20, 2025 at 7:06 AM
January 20, 2025 at 6:38 AM
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My one wish for the inauguration is that there is a gift bag under the seats of Bezos, Zuck, Elon etc, with a single, embroidered , padded knee pad

Need to protect themselves when they are on bended knee, kissing the ring 🤷😆
January 17, 2025 at 5:33 PM