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Andrew In America
@andrewglisson.bsky.social
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Genuine free range human. I come in pieces. I usually follow back if you seem like a legit account.

Avatar is me with my chubby bearded face, smiling as I hold a glass of white wine in my right hand, pinky slightly out.
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Bill Burr is Billy Corgan after a few drinks.
Billy Corgan of Smashing Pumpkins in a black double breasted suit (possibly a tux?) and black dress shirt, with a bald head and stubble, looking serious. Comedian Bill Burr, in a black tux and black dress shirt with the collar unbuttoned, with a bald head and stubble, smiling.
March 13, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Without downloading any new pics, where are you at mentally?
Les Nessman of WRKP standing outside in a winter coat with headphones and a microphone watching turkeys dropped out of a helicopter hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement.
February 5, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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Sleepy dog
A white Shichon dog laying flat on her side on a window sill looking out the window and facing away from the camera.
January 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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Blurry photo taken through a window of a male figure skater on a white rink, going into a spin I think
January 18, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Blanche!
A white, shaggy Shichon dog splooting on a hardwood floor
January 11, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Me: I'm going to accomplish SO much today.

Also me:
Block Blast screenshot
January 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Unlike you I get my news from a reliable source.
Les Nessman from WKRP in Cincinnati, standing outside with a microphone reporting on the Great WKRP Turkey Drop tragedy.
January 10, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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Blanche's first reindog parade.
Me, a heavyset balding man wearing a black winter overcoat with gray scarf, red plaid blazer underneath, on a cobblestone street holding my 20lb white Shichon dog who is wearing a red with white trim Christmas outfit. My mouth is in the shape of an O and my dog is licking her lips as we look at something our of frame. Other people and dogs are visible in the background.
December 8, 2024 at 1:20 AM
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Using only a restaurant, tell us where you went to college.
A picture of Yesterdays restaurant in Evanston. Sadly gone now. Great onion straws.
December 5, 2024 at 7:22 AM
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Matt Gaetz hired prostitutes (one of them underage) to see Pretty Woman on Broadway with him.

Just so we're clear, Matt, you're the Jason Alexander character, not Richard Gere.
Jason Alexander in Pretty Woman looking sleezy in a gray suit with a black shirt, saying something off-putting to Julia Roberts in a stunning polka dot dress
November 20, 2024 at 4:58 AM
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A still from The Simpsons of a TV showing a "Technical difficulties, Please stand by" screen, with Kent Brockman in a straitjacket with a cuckoo bird on a spring popping out of his forehead.
November 20, 2024 at 3:21 AM
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Niko Terho who plays Adams on Grey's Anatomy looks SO much like Spike from Cowboy Bebop I can't stop thinking about it. (No disrespect to John Cho.)
Niko Terho's face, shaggy dark hair, slightly squinty eyes, high nose with a thin wry smile and a carefree air. Spike's face, shaggy dark hair, slightly squinty eyes, high nose with a thin wry smile and a carefree air.
November 17, 2024 at 4:33 AM
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Saturday couch time with the dog! #Blanche
My dog Blanche, a 20 lb white Shichon, curled up over the sofa, peeking up from my leg.
November 16, 2024 at 2:30 PM
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That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about (The Days and Nights of Molly Dodd)
The cast of the 80s series The Days and Nights of Molly Dodd, with star Blair Brown sitting at a piano
November 16, 2024 at 6:03 AM
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You're loving this, you jags!!

"Yup, better keep coming back to our site for a few more hours!"
CNN's home page headline: "Critical hours ahead in White House race"
November 6, 2024 at 4:13 AM
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Every Terri Garr fan has a different favorite Terri Garr movie. Mine is Tootsie. But it might as well have been Young Frankenstein. Or Oh God. Or Mr. Mom. Close Encounters. After Hours. The Conversation, for God's sake!
Dustin Hoffman as Michael Dorsey in Tootsie looking sharply to his left at Terri Garr as Sandy Lester who is smiling with attitude, her eyes aglow giving a side-eye to the person to her left.
October 30, 2024 at 5:02 AM
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My man. If you voted for Republicans most of your life, you are a Republican.
Text of Alton Brown saying, "I have voted Republican most of my life. I consider myself a conservative." Text: "After Newsweek covered the online scuffle and characterized Brown as a Republican, he took to Twitter to demand an apology. In follow-up Tweets, he clarified that he voted for the Joe Biden-Kamala Harris ticket, and that “[s]aying that I have voted for republicans in the past is not the same as being a republican.”
October 25, 2024 at 4:56 AM
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Why would you get catering from Hooters? Does it come with blow-up dolls to leer at?
Text from the Politico article: "To all appearances, Flagstock was an event for men, by men, to honor men — or, at least, a certain kind of man: The VIP tent included 25 beer pong tables, catered Hooters wings and a pair of ice luges."
October 24, 2024 at 12:57 PM
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I just saw the Northern Lights for the first time!
October 11, 2024 at 2:34 AM
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Who’s the next mayor of NYC? Wrong answers only.
Barry Bostwick as the mayor in Spin City, wearing a tux and gesturing to Michael J Fox. Don't forget that Bostwick was also Brad, so he has the bisexual alien vote sewn up.
September 27, 2024 at 4:56 AM
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Me and the two people who happen upon my skeets.
A scene from Raggedy Ann and Andy: A Musical Adventure (1977) with Raggedy Ann and Andy bending down looking perplexed at a tiny king with green hair like a troll doll's, a green mustache, and a big bulbous nose. Incidentally, it's a wonderful movie full of great songs. I highly recommend it.
August 16, 2024 at 5:30 AM
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What's funny is that's exactly what RNC attendees would also do to mock a Democratic candidate who'd been shot in the ear.
Famous picture of a woman at the 2004 RNC wearing a band-aid on her chin with a purple heart drawn on it to mock John Kerry's purple heart.
July 18, 2024 at 4:23 AM
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"Begging the question" actually means...
Travis Kelce yelling at his coach.
February 12, 2024 at 3:32 AM
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Yesterday I was able to escort Blanche through the neighborhood so she could assess the ravages of winter.
A little white Shichon dog on a pink leash in a paved street with grass, mud, slush and snow to her right. It's really not bad.
January 28, 2024 at 4:06 PM
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I love Ghost in the Shell
Clearly a still from the 1995 film Bicentennial Man, with a picture of Robin Williams' android character Andrew and a little girl (that he nicknames Little Miss)
January 15, 2024 at 3:48 AM