Andrew In America
@andrewglisson.bsky.social
Genuine free range human. I come in pieces. I usually follow back if you seem like a legit account.
Avatar is me with my chubby bearded face, smiling as I hold a glass of white wine in my right hand, pinky slightly out.
Avatar is me with my chubby bearded face, smiling as I hold a glass of white wine in my right hand, pinky slightly out.
Pinned
describe yourself using 5 things that are probably in your purse/backpack at any given moment:
• 2 cotton kerchiefs
• 2 cell phones
• wayfarer sunglasses
• my "be the girl who just fucking goes for it" change purse, with actual change because I am an old
• at least 2 masks
• 2 cotton kerchiefs
• 2 cell phones
• wayfarer sunglasses
• my "be the girl who just fucking goes for it" change purse, with actual change because I am an old
• at least 2 masks
describe yourself using 5 things that are probably in your purse/backpack at any given moment:
• Burt’s Bees lip balm
• iPhone
• AirPods
• grape Crystal Light packets
• hand sanitizer
• Burt’s Bees lip balm
• iPhone
• AirPods
• grape Crystal Light packets
• hand sanitizer
Describe yourself using 5 things that are probably in your purse/backpack at any given moment:
(coat pocket)
• 2yr old program
• wad of old takeout napkins
• petrified piece of Orbit Wintermint gum
• old scratched pair of sunglasses I don't wear
• something I desperately needed 2 months ago
(coat pocket)
• 2yr old program
• wad of old takeout napkins
• petrified piece of Orbit Wintermint gum
• old scratched pair of sunglasses I don't wear
• something I desperately needed 2 months ago
Remember when Dr. Seuss just had children's books with a few cute animated tv adaptations and wasn't considered IP to exploit?
December 26, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Remember when Dr. Seuss just had children's books with a few cute animated tv adaptations and wasn't considered IP to exploit?
Ok, but from a strictly physics perspective, you can't defy gravity. It's the Law!
November 22, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Ok, but from a strictly physics perspective, you can't defy gravity. It's the Law!
Doing a puzzle
Lost in the clouds
Why is there so much sky?
Lost in the clouds
Why is there so much sky?
October 9, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Doing a puzzle
Lost in the clouds
Why is there so much sky?
Lost in the clouds
Why is there so much sky?
At this point, I think Jared Leto being in a trailer (in this case, Tron) is a red flag.
September 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
At this point, I think Jared Leto being in a trailer (in this case, Tron) is a red flag.
What would Netflix have to pay to get Catherine Zeta-Jones to be Morticia as a horror host?
Because that's the kind of programming I want my subscriber dollars going towards.
Because that's the kind of programming I want my subscriber dollars going towards.
August 7, 2025 at 12:31 AM
What would Netflix have to pay to get Catherine Zeta-Jones to be Morticia as a horror host?
Because that's the kind of programming I want my subscriber dollars going towards.
Because that's the kind of programming I want my subscriber dollars going towards.
Caught Stealing looks like Aronofsky made a Guy Ritchie movie.
August 5, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Caught Stealing looks like Aronofsky made a Guy Ritchie movie.
I thought The Materialists was one of the weakest rom-com/romances I've ever seen.
June 25, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I thought The Materialists was one of the weakest rom-com/romances I've ever seen.
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Hi everyone
I was denied entry, detained, and deported from the USA over the last 48 hours because of my reporting on the Columbia student protests
I arrived back in Melbourne hours ago and had my phone handed back to me upon landing
I was denied entry, detained, and deported from the USA over the last 48 hours because of my reporting on the Columbia student protests
I arrived back in Melbourne hours ago and had my phone handed back to me upon landing
June 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Hi everyone
I was denied entry, detained, and deported from the USA over the last 48 hours because of my reporting on the Columbia student protests
I arrived back in Melbourne hours ago and had my phone handed back to me upon landing
I was denied entry, detained, and deported from the USA over the last 48 hours because of my reporting on the Columbia student protests
I arrived back in Melbourne hours ago and had my phone handed back to me upon landing
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BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA!
June 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA!
While I admit that The Pitt has an ER vibe, I don't think you can claim a copyright/IP infringement. They're both medical dramas about ER units starring Noah Wiley, and to me that's too generic.
June 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
While I admit that The Pitt has an ER vibe, I don't think you can claim a copyright/IP infringement. They're both medical dramas about ER units starring Noah Wiley, and to me that's too generic.
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Posting a lovely new-to-me mural in Uptown for a timeline cleanse
June 3, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Posting a lovely new-to-me mural in Uptown for a timeline cleanse
Happy Pride Month! Being authentically yourself is one of the most important things in life!
June 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Happy Pride Month! Being authentically yourself is one of the most important things in life!
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i asked the shady off brand chinese e-cig supplier where i get shady off brand chinese e-cigs if the tariffs would raise their prices and they said “no. we just write metal tube on shipping label” hell yeah dude
May 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
i asked the shady off brand chinese e-cig supplier where i get shady off brand chinese e-cigs if the tariffs would raise their prices and they said “no. we just write metal tube on shipping label” hell yeah dude
On my way up north. With 100 or so of my closest middle school band students.
May 29, 2025 at 12:36 PM
On my way up north. With 100 or so of my closest middle school band students.
I think if you created a new religion whose central tenet was to be as unlike Laura Loomer as you can be, it would be a pretty decent source of spiritual guidance.
May 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I think if you created a new religion whose central tenet was to be as unlike Laura Loomer as you can be, it would be a pretty decent source of spiritual guidance.
SNL needs to bring back its Chicago superfans for a Papal sketch. "Da Pope!"
May 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
SNL needs to bring back its Chicago superfans for a Papal sketch. "Da Pope!"
It's good to finally have a Pope who won't put ketchup on a hot dog.
May 8, 2025 at 5:39 PM
It's good to finally have a Pope who won't put ketchup on a hot dog.
Who builds their university on TWO sides of a freaking RIVER? What is wrong with these people?!
April 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Who builds their university on TWO sides of a freaking RIVER? What is wrong with these people?!
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Seriously though - if you owned a hot dog stand, would you hire Pete Hegseth and trust him to run it competently?
April 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Seriously though - if you owned a hot dog stand, would you hire Pete Hegseth and trust him to run it competently?
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This is archetypally impeachable. Trump’s innovation is to just announce it publicly, so it gets framed as a controversial political choice instead of what it is: a crime against the Constitution.
This is an incredibly dangerous step: The President is going to personally direct the Attorney General to investigate (presumably criminally) the principal fundraising website for Democratic Party-affiliated candidates and organizations. Fundamentally antidemocratic. www.cnn.com/2025/04/24/p...
Trump to target Democratic fundraising powerhouse ActBlue with DOJ probe | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump is slated to issue a memorandum on Thursday targeting ActBlue, the Democratic Party’s main fundraising platform – taking aim at one of the key pillars of the financial infrastru...
www.cnn.com
April 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
This is archetypally impeachable. Trump’s innovation is to just announce it publicly, so it gets framed as a controversial political choice instead of what it is: a crime against the Constitution.
They say that George has another woman.
-I'm not surprised.
They say that George only lives with tramps.
-I'm not surprised.
They say he prowls through the streets in his top hat after midnight (-No!) and stands there staring up at the lamps.
-I'm not surprised.
-I'm not surprised.
They say that George only lives with tramps.
-I'm not surprised.
They say he prowls through the streets in his top hat after midnight (-No!) and stands there staring up at the lamps.
-I'm not surprised.
April 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
They say that George has another woman.
-I'm not surprised.
They say that George only lives with tramps.
-I'm not surprised.
They say he prowls through the streets in his top hat after midnight (-No!) and stands there staring up at the lamps.
-I'm not surprised.
-I'm not surprised.
They say that George only lives with tramps.
-I'm not surprised.
They say he prowls through the streets in his top hat after midnight (-No!) and stands there staring up at the lamps.
-I'm not surprised.
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So the NY Times got a story about a second Signal chat because two people in that group of Hegseth's closest personal associates were willing to drop a dime on him? The eventual story about the story about the first story will be quite a read as well.
April 20, 2025 at 11:09 PM
So the NY Times got a story about a second Signal chat because two people in that group of Hegseth's closest personal associates were willing to drop a dime on him? The eventual story about the story about the first story will be quite a read as well.
If you get a signal chat from Pete Hegseth and it says "nuclear codes", don't open it.
April 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
If you get a signal chat from Pete Hegseth and it says "nuclear codes", don't open it.
We just did the traditional Easter playing of video game Family Feud
April 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
We just did the traditional Easter playing of video game Family Feud