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Divine Hag O’ the Ashes

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Aerin Finehair. Spinster & Lunatic. Antisocialite. Bibliophile. Classics nerd. Cat mum. Floofus Enthusiast. Divine hag o’ the ashes. Weighs the same as a duck. Damalur-sol. she/her 🇳🇴🇺🇦 #UglyDogs #AuDHD please use ALT text accessibility matters

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Divine Hag O’ the Ashes @vagablondviking.bsky.social · Sep 3

hello, women and mens and nonbinary friends

follow me for cute cat pics, Jane Austen jokes, silly memes, classics humor, and pumpkin everything

new friends are welcome but if you’re here to spread hate please just fuck off into the sun instead

please use ALT text because accessibility matters 🩵

two nearly identical blue point Siamese cats sitting shoulder to shoulder, looking down with identical head tilts, summoned by the packet of powdered sugar donuts I’ve just opened. Sven (left) and Ragnar (right). Sven is 10 and Ragnar is 9.

close up screencap of the mischievous Siamese cats from Disney’s animated Lady & the Tramp. They are in a sitting room with burgundy carpet. They are standing shoulder to shoulder with identical head tilts.

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Luke Steuber @lukesteuber.com · Aug 27

Pineapples grow like they’re trying to prank you into thinking this is how pineapples grow

A pineapple farm that looks like Ripley should burn it in Alien

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Divine Hag O’ the Ashes @vagablondviking.bsky.social · 7h

I’m in

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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 11h

Sign me up.

Some massage therapists
offer a happiest ending,
where they will kiss you on
the forehead and compliment
something that you are
insecure about.

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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 11h

me: i would like to help clean up my apartment

my lungs: no

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Divine Hag O’ the Ashes @vagablondviking.bsky.social · 11h

Meme about the difference between alligators and crocodiles:

WHAT'S the difference between the Alligator and Crocodile?

The difference is in the shape of their jaws.
Alligators eat babies in an A shape.
Crocodiles eat babies in a C shape.

(there is a helpful illustration of the mouth shape relative to a baby for each one)

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Cagle Cats @caglecats.bsky.social · 12h

Of course you realize this means war

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Divine Hag O’ the Ashes @vagablondviking.bsky.social · 1d

Jabba the Sven

Chonky blue point Siamese Sven Francis lying belly up on a beige rug. He has a bikini triangle of white fur in his nether regions. His chin is tucked giving him some multiple Jabba the Hutt chins.

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Divine Hag O’ the Ashes @vagablondviking.bsky.social · 1d

Jabba the Sven

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ProdigalHoosier @prodigalhoosier.medsky.social · 1d

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If anybody wants to know why Gen X is always mad, it's because we had to replace our record collections with a tape collection that we had to replace with a CD collection that we had to replace with an MP3 collection...

And now we need a subscription to listen to music

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Divine Hag O’ the Ashes @vagablondviking.bsky.social · 1d

post your antifa terrorists

Divine Hag O’ the Ashes @vagablondviking.bsky.social · 1d

I’m listening…

Divine Hag O’ the Ashes @vagablondviking.bsky.social · 2d

I have this as a fridge magnet

Divine Hag O’ the Ashes @vagablondviking.bsky.social · 2d

or on a tandem bicycle

traditional earth-toned illustration of Frog and Toad riding a tandem bicycle with the words “FUCK THE POLICE”underneath them

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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 2d

More Halloween costume ideas:
- soup goblin
- sexy old growth tree
- fried potato fairy
- witch of the wine aisle
- Queen of the Wildlands, dressed in moss & malice

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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 4d

Someone asked me why I talk to my cats because, in their words, “It’s not like your pets understand what you are saying.”

Suffice to say, there comes a time when a friendship has simply run its course.

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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 2d

It may not solve all of problems currently facing the world, but I think we can all agree that bringing back gargoyles, mixtapes, and handwritten letters with wax seals would be an important first step.

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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 8d

This - which I explored today - is the kind of thing I live for on walks in the deep countryside: a 200+-year-old abandoned walled garden, totally overgrown and teeming with wildlife and ghosts.

Finding lost magic places like this, untouched and undeveloped, always fills me with weird kind of hope.

The entrance to the walled garden I found today, with its broken door and big ivy hat.

An interdimensional portal in the walled garden I found today

A hole in the wall of the walled garden I found today, leading to 1785.

Ruined potting sheds in the walled garden I found today.

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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 2d

Cuz I can

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Divine Hag O’ the Ashes @vagablondviking.bsky.social · 2d

my old landlord in Boston was a lady with a fucking brutal handshake… my hand ached for days

when I went to her office to sign my lease, she used this delightfully fluid pen

I stole it, then went to 3 Staples stores and bought all their stock

still have a gallon ziploc bag of OptiFlow II pens

Divine Hag O’ the Ashes @vagablondviking.bsky.social · 2d

*mental image

Divine Hag O’ the Ashes @vagablondviking.bsky.social · 2d

or maybe it’s just like Bing and Bowie with maracas and a tambourine

Divine Hag O’ the Ashes @vagablondviking.bsky.social · 2d

my metal image is like that scene in Wayne’s World when they go to the music store and Garth just pounds out the most amazing drum solo in the history of Ever

Garth plays drums

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Divine Hag O’ the Ashes @vagablondviking.bsky.social · 2d

little drummer boy is the worst idea for a Christmas carol ever

imagine having a newborn and finally getting him to fall asleep and some asshat rolls up with a fucking drum

(that being said… this is an amazing duet and the holiday season can’t begin til the first time I hear it on the radio)

Bing Crosby, David Bowie - Peace On Earth / Little Drummer Boy

YouTube video by BingCrosbyVEVO

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 3d

If Bsky disappears, I’ll just continue to sit here eating Babybels while playing with my toes.

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Spooky 𝕋𝕚𝕞 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 2d

My energy level has all the vigor and promise of a flat soda. I need a nap just to recover from the ambition of being awake.

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