he needs to be a pencil sharpener

ditto

I have trifocals and some days I can go without and sometimes I need them to do anything at all

but what type of cheezits??

I tend to go with extra cheesy

My daughter wore this tutu for halloween and then she left it on the ground. Bean found it and figured out how to put it on himself. Doesn't he look nice?

#fancyAF

the morning light when it’s in your face really shows your age

omg I love him

reminds me of the day Ragnar looked hungover AF

as a nurses

as ALL the nurses

cat trap level: floofy

please consider lollygagging

you know… for posterity

do water parks count? There was one killer whale named Tilikum that was responsible for pretty much every attack on a trainer… glad those shows were phased out because that’s an animal that should be in the wild or at the very least not have people in the fucking tank with them