Gang of Four Meets the Stooges but Woke
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Married to @annabeth2112. Sam Montgomery once called me Big Dog and you can too.
Ahem
December 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Ahem
If y’all have to elevate sports youtubers, do it for people who actually like the sports they talk about please. Brodie Brazil is good at that. The Hockey Guy is good at that. You don’t have to listen to miserable dudes who think you’re stupid.
December 20, 2025 at 4:42 PM
If y’all have to elevate sports youtubers, do it for people who actually like the sports they talk about please. Brodie Brazil is good at that. The Hockey Guy is good at that. You don’t have to listen to miserable dudes who think you’re stupid.
An enormous collapse in the playoffs, you say?
December 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
An enormous collapse in the playoffs, you say?
That’s cool, my dad is sharply declining at age 71 after avoiding drugs, tobacco, and alcohol for his entire life but thank you r/todayilearned!
December 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
That’s cool, my dad is sharply declining at age 71 after avoiding drugs, tobacco, and alcohol for his entire life but thank you r/todayilearned!
SAINTS WIN BABY
SWEPT CAROLINA IN 2025
SWEPT CAROLINA IN 2025
December 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
SAINTS WIN BABY
SWEPT CAROLINA IN 2025
SWEPT CAROLINA IN 2025
tfw Gary Danielson retired so I gotta start interviewing guys to fill that Worst Color Commentator in Sports position
December 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
tfw Gary Danielson retired so I gotta start interviewing guys to fill that Worst Color Commentator in Sports position
Walmart just used my phone to tell me to go to Burger King.
December 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Walmart just used my phone to tell me to go to Burger King.
Tulane’s lawyers meeting up with Boise State’s lawyers for the antitrust lawsuit
December 9, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Tulane’s lawyers meeting up with Boise State’s lawyers for the antitrust lawsuit
When you’ve made it your life’s mission to let the world know how many people named Guy were in Fugazi:
December 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
When you’ve made it your life’s mission to let the world know how many people named Guy were in Fugazi:
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
December 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Congrats Indiana. First championship since 1967. Must be nice.
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Congrats Indiana. First championship since 1967. Must be nice.
That’s a shame.
December 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
That’s a shame.
When you chat up the cashier at Spencer’s enough
December 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
When you chat up the cashier at Spencer’s enough
AT LONG LAST, I HAVE ACQUIRED THE MYTHICAL ARTIFACT FROM COSTCO
December 4, 2025 at 9:26 PM
AT LONG LAST, I HAVE ACQUIRED THE MYTHICAL ARTIFACT FROM COSTCO
*sigh* Geaux Tigers
November 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
*sigh* Geaux Tigers
Oof, good luck Rich Rod!
November 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Oof, good luck Rich Rod!
Gamers remain not okay.
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Gamers remain not okay.
CORRECTION: the southeastern United States doesn’t want to hear it either.
November 29, 2025 at 3:09 PM
CORRECTION: the southeastern United States doesn’t want to hear it either.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a baseball stat that screams “passionately hated by your coworkers” more than 0-11 with a 3.87 ERA. Kona Takahashi, you pissed off the wrong people.
November 20, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a baseball stat that screams “passionately hated by your coworkers” more than 0-11 with a 3.87 ERA. Kona Takahashi, you pissed off the wrong people.
Found the worst piece of Star Wars merch attached to this guy’s shitty Corolla that he didn’t even park straight.
November 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Found the worst piece of Star Wars merch attached to this guy’s shitty Corolla that he didn’t even park straight.
Hello, welcome to being a Maple Leafs fan. Enjoy content in which (convincing) evidence of your favorite team being horrendous is compiled into lists. Scroll through the comments section, where people from numerous provinces and states are lining up to say that you’re the worst. Do this forever.
November 20, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Hello, welcome to being a Maple Leafs fan. Enjoy content in which (convincing) evidence of your favorite team being horrendous is compiled into lists. Scroll through the comments section, where people from numerous provinces and states are lining up to say that you’re the worst. Do this forever.
Looking at the Metroid Prime 4 previews
November 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Looking at the Metroid Prime 4 previews
