Gang of Four Meets the Stooges but Woke
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Married to @annabeth2112. Sam Montgomery once called me Big Dog and you can too.
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I hope they play All the Small Things
*sees how many people are posting about the NFL* ah, James Madison must be getting shit kicked too.
December 21, 2025 at 1:50 AM
*sees how many people are posting about the NFL* ah, James Madison must be getting shit kicked too.
All of my least favorite teams should end their seasons like this. Delicious.
December 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
All of my least favorite teams should end their seasons like this. Delicious.
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One game ago, A&M was undefeated with the ball and the lead in the second half, on the brink of beating their worst enemy for the first time since 2010, reaching a conference title game for the first time since 1998, and getting a top-two seed with a bye. Now they’re the maddest people on earth
December 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
One game ago, A&M was undefeated with the ball and the lead in the second half, on the brink of beating their worst enemy for the first time since 2010, reaching a conference title game for the first time since 1998, and getting a top-two seed with a bye. Now they’re the maddest people on earth
Good to know Texas A&M wouldn’t make it to the ACC Championship Game either.
December 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Good to know Texas A&M wouldn’t make it to the ACC Championship Game either.
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best to ever do it
December 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
best to ever do it
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When people comment on how much younger 30-year-olds look these days than they did in old photos, yeah man here's why
this is a good reminder of how things that are shitty but have been accepted as normal and inevitable can actually turn out to be abnormal and evitable with some science, time, education and political will
December 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
When people comment on how much younger 30-year-olds look these days than they did in old photos, yeah man here's why
Because he made videos openly calling his audience stupid for wanting an expanded playoff and said audience reacted by watching the videos, liking, and subscribing so much that he got to be on ESPN.
Why is Josh Pate a thing?
Where did that clown come from? He's like suddenly ubiquitous in college football media
Where did that clown come from? He's like suddenly ubiquitous in college football media
December 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Because he made videos openly calling his audience stupid for wanting an expanded playoff and said audience reacted by watching the videos, liking, and subscribing so much that he got to be on ESPN.
An enormous collapse in the playoffs, you say?
December 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
An enormous collapse in the playoffs, you say?
Future Charlotte 49ers Head Coach Kalen DeBoer
December 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Future Charlotte 49ers Head Coach Kalen DeBoer
Kick the shit out of them, Oklahoma.
December 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Kick the shit out of them, Oklahoma.
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"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
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Again I ask where he finds this stuff
(Also waiting for the day that LSU football admin reposts one of these as a treat)
(Also waiting for the day that LSU football admin reposts one of these as a treat)
December 19, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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For a guy who's not allowed unsupervised contact he's awful proud of himself
December 19, 2025 at 1:56 PM
For a guy who's not allowed unsupervised contact he's awful proud of himself
Love that two of the three men in this thumbnail are being paid enormous sums of money by my alma mater. Maybe by the spring we’ll be 3/3!
It once made sense to give huge salaries to college football coaches. You couldn’t pay the players, so you paid coaches who got players.
It’s 2025. You can just pay the players now.
Why the hell are teams STILL chasing $100 million coaches when they aren’t even good at picking the right ones????
It’s 2025. You can just pay the players now.
Why the hell are teams STILL chasing $100 million coaches when they aren’t even good at picking the right ones????
Why College Football Keeps Overpaying Coaches
YouTube video by Sports! with Rodger Sherman
youtu.be
December 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Love that two of the three men in this thumbnail are being paid enormous sums of money by my alma mater. Maybe by the spring we’ll be 3/3!
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I hope JMU faceplants huge in its big game tomorrow, then says fuck you, give us our money and we'll be back next year to take up another big-game spot. After all that was the Notre Dame business model for 30 years
December 19, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I hope JMU faceplants huge in its big game tomorrow, then says fuck you, give us our money and we'll be back next year to take up another big-game spot. After all that was the Notre Dame business model for 30 years
Al Michaels continuing to call football games in 2025 is one of those comforts, you know? Like the world has changed for the worse in so many ways since I was a kid but at least that guy’s still chugging along.
December 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Al Michaels continuing to call football games in 2025 is one of those comforts, you know? Like the world has changed for the worse in so many ways since I was a kid but at least that guy’s still chugging along.
I thought Thursday Night Football games were supposed to be dogshit games between dogshit teams?
*watches that fumble and touchback call*
Well. Halfway there.
*watches that fumble and touchback call*
Well. Halfway there.
December 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
I thought Thursday Night Football games were supposed to be dogshit games between dogshit teams?
*watches that fumble and touchback call*
Well. Halfway there.
*watches that fumble and touchback call*
Well. Halfway there.
Imagine watching Boise State beat Oklahoma or Tulane pull off that crazy upset against USC and thinking “this is bad, like if the Toledo Mud Hens beat the Phillies.” Buddy that would be incredible.
December 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Imagine watching Boise State beat Oklahoma or Tulane pull off that crazy upset against USC and thinking “this is bad, like if the Toledo Mud Hens beat the Phillies.” Buddy that would be incredible.
I, too, wish to be celebrated when I return to doing old tasks that I openly never enjoyed.
December 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I, too, wish to be celebrated when I return to doing old tasks that I openly never enjoyed.
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(transferring to Arthur’s school from Arthur) so what the fuck are you guys
December 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
(transferring to Arthur’s school from Arthur) so what the fuck are you guys
Trans people kick ass and every House Republican and some Democrats are horrible.
December 18, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Trans people kick ass and every House Republican and some Democrats are horrible.
regarding congress - you do not, under any circumstances, “gotta hand it to them.”
Had the three Dems who voted for this held the line and voted no, they could have blocked it.
December 18, 2025 at 1:18 AM
regarding congress - you do not, under any circumstances, “gotta hand it to them.”
That’s cool, my dad is sharply declining at age 71 after avoiding drugs, tobacco, and alcohol for his entire life but thank you r/todayilearned!
December 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
That’s cool, my dad is sharply declining at age 71 after avoiding drugs, tobacco, and alcohol for his entire life but thank you r/todayilearned!
Why what happened
The ACC said that its tiebreaker policy will be updated and announced ahead of the 2026 football season.
December 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Why what happened
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people who need all their shit to be elite and exclusive are so obnoxious. all of a sudden you’re too good to eat free egg bites in an armchair huh
Oh no, the once-elite airport lounge is now just another crowded space.
December 16, 2025 at 1:09 PM
people who need all their shit to be elite and exclusive are so obnoxious. all of a sudden you’re too good to eat free egg bites in an armchair huh