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Andrew Hilary
@andrewhilaryus.bsky.social
Future Dead Guy™️

Wholesome Ice Cream Man, Unhinged Comedian. Podcast: worstweekyet.com
Happy Hotdogween Everyone
October 31, 2025 at 7:29 PM
New York City I am IN YOU
October 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Nobody tell my boss (or The Nintendo Corporation) that I just let a kid pay for their popsicle with this drawing of Pikachu, please and thank you.
September 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Happy 9/11 Bluesky
September 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
On Saturday WE post cat
September 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Deleting the dating apps and meeting no one the old fashioned way
August 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Folks, It’s that time of year again! With your help, I’ve been able to give more than a thousand kids free ice cream over the last 3 years, and I wanna keep the tradition alive.

Thank you all so much for your help!!
August 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Worst World Problems
July 14, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Guess which one I miss the most…
July 1, 2025 at 10:21 PM
If your reaction to a study about how Ai hurts your critical thinking ability is to ask Grok if it’s real, I think you’ve proved the study to be true.
June 19, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Happy Pride everyone
June 1, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Today is Biscuit’s 2nd birthday, everyone say HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY BISCUIT
April 13, 2025 at 9:46 PM
On Saturday we post CAT
April 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
“What radicalized you?”

A bunch of (sentient?) trees in the northeast United States got so fed up with how humans were destroying the environment that they decided to release a neurotoxin that hijacked our consciousness and forced us to kill ourselves one by one.
April 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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nominative determinism would be a beautiful name for a baby
January 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
On Saturday we post cat.
April 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I just went to take all my money out of the bank. They said “sorry sir, we stopped using the penny”
April 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Today is Gravy’s NINE YEAR Adoptiversary!

Everyone say “Happy Gotcha Day Gravy!”
April 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
One thing I love to do is completely derail podcasts that I’m guesting on.

That being said, invite me on your podcast! We won’t get anything done, but we’ll have a great time!
April 2, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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getting hit by a bus because i think it's a big fuzzy cat with fucked up hands
March 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The Art/The Artist
March 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Silly is my favorite kind of goose.
March 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
On Saturday WE post cat
March 29, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Reposted by Andrew Hilary
March 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Does bluesky fuck with Carly Cosgrove?
March 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM