Andrew Wallingford
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Andrew Wallingford
@andrewwallingford.bsky.social
Writer, musician, laconic, depressive, insomniac, film nerd, inventor of words & phrases, Hawkeye, lifelong progressive, Gen X.

Warning: if you DM me I am totally going to mess with you and post my responses here.
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November 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Definitely Peter Boyle
November 3, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Too soon? 😂😂😂
October 27, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Oh…deer. Saw this little doe while doing yard work, she was all alone and only about 15 feet away. I only saw her when she moved from a spot only a few feet away from where I was.
October 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Got this flag a few months ago, comes in handy sometimes—like today. #NoKings
October 18, 2025 at 11:08 PM
If you get this 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼 we could definitely be friends 😂😂😂
October 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Rage > Greed.

Inspired by a post from @kazlefay.bsky.social
October 4, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Tin foil hats...now available in a fashionable plush beanie!

This is REAL--and it's only $55! 😂😂😂
October 2, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Been busy in the workshop again. Got the speaker/cones for free, made some cabinets with some 70 year-old wood that used to be shelving. None of the speakers actually match one another (😂😂😂) but they were free so who gives a damn.
August 30, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Sending these to 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, DC, though I suspect they won’t actually get used.
August 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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July 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
We don’t want or need grand jury testimony, we want ALL the evidence released publicly
July 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
This makes me like “The X Files” even more. 😂😂😂
July 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
July 16, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Kraken be damned!
July 16, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Forget the Kraken…
July 16, 2025 at 6:54 PM
July 16, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Got a new accessory for the home office, looks cute, might have to keep it for a while #NoKings
July 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Lovely day for a drone flight over the house and yard. #LearningToFly
July 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Foggy morning, taken around 6:30am this morning.
July 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Spent part of my morning squeezing peaches—not a euphemism, but checking to see if the peaches on the tree in my yard are ready—and some are! They are incredibly sweet and juicy.
July 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
July 2, 2025 at 11:04 PM
One of those “if you know you know”
June 21, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Homemade bread kind of ruins store-bought bread when you realize how much better and tastier it is--you never want to go back.
June 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
It’s just a fact that #TACO (Tr*mp Always Chickens Out) and there’s visual evidence of it:
May 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM