Andrew Wallingford
@andrewwallingford.bsky.social
Writer, musician, laconic, depressive, insomniac, film nerd, inventor of words & phrases, Hawkeye, lifelong progressive, Gen X.
Warning: if you DM me I am totally going to mess with you and post my responses here.
Warning: if you DM me I am totally going to mess with you and post my responses here.
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A good dare is looking at yourself as if from outside yourself, knowing everything you’ve ever done and said.
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If the Democrats don't do something they would need the political power I refused to help them get to do, I will make sure they never get the political power they need to do the things I demand they do. I am very smart.
January 3, 2026 at 6:42 PM
If the Democrats don't do something they would need the political power I refused to help them get to do, I will make sure they never get the political power they need to do the things I demand they do. I am very smart.
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Elect a Republican president:
War. Death. Oil
Wash. Rince. Repeat.
War. Death. Oil
Wash. Rince. Repeat.
January 3, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Elect a Republican president:
War. Death. Oil
Wash. Rince. Repeat.
War. Death. Oil
Wash. Rince. Repeat.
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it sucks being a person with morals and integrity in 2026!!! IT SUCKS
January 3, 2026 at 7:00 PM
it sucks being a person with morals and integrity in 2026!!! IT SUCKS
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Remember Noriega? Today is the anniversary of his capture. Kind of interesting
www.axios.com/2026/01/03/t...
www.axios.com/2026/01/03/t...
Maduro's capture draws echoes of Noriega in 1990
What comes next is likely years of court battles over how Maduro is charged, how he's treated and where he's held.
www.axios.com
January 3, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Remember Noriega? Today is the anniversary of his capture. Kind of interesting
www.axios.com/2026/01/03/t...
www.axios.com/2026/01/03/t...
Maduro’s real crime was he didn’t offer a big enough bribe to Tr*mp.
January 3, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Maduro’s real crime was he didn’t offer a big enough bribe to Tr*mp.
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A friend shared this with me and yeah... I agree with the spirit of sarcasm here.
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 PM
A friend shared this with me and yeah... I agree with the spirit of sarcasm here.
Don’t know who needs to hear this but the U.S. government is literally doing what Nazis did in 1930s: blaming immigrants and “vermin” for their problems (& rounding them up), consolidating media, limiting speech, and invading other countries without justification or authority.
January 3, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Don’t know who needs to hear this but the U.S. government is literally doing what Nazis did in 1930s: blaming immigrants and “vermin” for their problems (& rounding them up), consolidating media, limiting speech, and invading other countries without justification or authority.
Hate to say it but it’s time other countries consider sanctions against the U.S.
January 3, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Hate to say it but it’s time other countries consider sanctions against the U.S.
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Tr*mp has committed crimes here and in international settings, does this mean a foreign leader can arrest and kidnap him? And how can we contribute to the fund to make this happen?
January 3, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Tr*mp has committed crimes here and in international settings, does this mean a foreign leader can arrest and kidnap him? And how can we contribute to the fund to make this happen?
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That dog won’t wag itself so I guess we’ll have to ignore the #EpsteinFiles some more 🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️
January 3, 2026 at 4:30 PM
That dog won’t wag itself so I guess we’ll have to ignore the #EpsteinFiles some more 🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️
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Literally the least surprising news
Six pardoned insurrectionists were charged with committing child sex crimes.
At least five were charged with illegal possession of weapons.
Five were arrested or charged with driving while impaired or under the influence.
Two were charged with rape.
At least five were charged with illegal possession of weapons.
Five were arrested or charged with driving while impaired or under the influence.
Two were charged with rape.
At least 33 pardoned insurrectionists face other criminal charges—but many are now going free - CREW | Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington
At least 33 January 6th insurrectionists pardoned by Trump have been rearrested, charged or sentenced for other crimes since January 6, 2021.
www.citizensforethics.org
January 2, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Literally the least surprising news
Breaking news: Secretary of Defense “Whiskey” Pete Kegsbreath has announced he is changing the name of the Naval Academy sports team name from Midshipmen to Super Alpha Gung-Ho Extrashipmen—because “‘Mid’ is for pussy-ass beta cucks!”
January 2, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Breaking news: Secretary of Defense “Whiskey” Pete Kegsbreath has announced he is changing the name of the Naval Academy sports team name from Midshipmen to Super Alpha Gung-Ho Extrashipmen—because “‘Mid’ is for pussy-ass beta cucks!”
What kind of letter does a farm girl write when she breaks up with someone?
A John Deere letter.
Thanks, folks, I'll be here all week, be sure to try the veal.
A John Deere letter.
Thanks, folks, I'll be here all week, be sure to try the veal.
January 2, 2026 at 5:00 PM
What kind of letter does a farm girl write when she breaks up with someone?
A John Deere letter.
Thanks, folks, I'll be here all week, be sure to try the veal.
A John Deere letter.
Thanks, folks, I'll be here all week, be sure to try the veal.
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Canada: Our Prime Minster studied at Oxford and Harvard, was the Governor of both the Banks of England and Canada, and is recognized as one of the sharpest financial minds around.
America: oh yeah? Our guy has to take dementia tests every week.
America: oh yeah? Our guy has to take dementia tests every week.
January 2, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Canada: Our Prime Minster studied at Oxford and Harvard, was the Governor of both the Banks of England and Canada, and is recognized as one of the sharpest financial minds around.
America: oh yeah? Our guy has to take dementia tests every week.
America: oh yeah? Our guy has to take dementia tests every week.
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My hat is off to DaWokeFarmer and the job he’s doing. He is uniquely qualified to irritate the piss out of these ICE hoods. I’m glad he’s on our side. Keep it up, my dear man. Everyone in my family got ICE whistles in their stockings this year, so we’re doing our part!
#Pinks #FuckICE #DaWokeFarmer
#Pinks #FuckICE #DaWokeFarmer
January 2, 2026 at 3:57 PM
My hat is off to DaWokeFarmer and the job he’s doing. He is uniquely qualified to irritate the piss out of these ICE hoods. I’m glad he’s on our side. Keep it up, my dear man. Everyone in my family got ICE whistles in their stockings this year, so we’re doing our part!
#Pinks #FuckICE #DaWokeFarmer
#Pinks #FuckICE #DaWokeFarmer
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this will be my anthem for 2026
timeline cleanse
timeline cleanse
January 1, 2026 at 4:31 AM
this will be my anthem for 2026
timeline cleanse
timeline cleanse
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True story. It was one hell of a year that I don't care to repeat.
January 1, 2026 at 7:54 PM
True story. It was one hell of a year that I don't care to repeat.
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Who doesn't agree!? They have made a shambles of OUR country!
December 30, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Who doesn't agree!? They have made a shambles of OUR country!
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BREAKING NEWS: Actual facts appear for the first time on "Truth" Social.
December 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Actual facts appear for the first time on "Truth" Social.
Rorschach test time!
December 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Rorschach test time!