Bettsy
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Bettsy
@androidbtsy.bsky.social
Annoying person, 1000 ft tall, made from a trillion ants!
This was my house on Sunday. Chest deep water, when my housemate evacuated.
So no, social justice users, I'm not having nor will I have a good Christmas.
December 19, 2023 at 12:55 AM
My house completely flooded in the cyclone, I've lost everything and I'm homeless.
So when high and mighty fucks on social media try to shame me for trying to find reasons to smile because "Gaza" I say "FUCK RIGHT OFF".

To Gaza I say, free Palestine!
December 19, 2023 at 12:52 AM
Had a bbq that went from 7pm to now, 4am.
Got asked to be involved in a threesome!

I still got it
October 23, 2023 at 6:20 PM
I'm on the toilet watching ads about cleaning the toilet.
What have I become?
Who uses the toilet these days
September 27, 2023 at 12:33 AM
So my housemate out a name to what I've been feeling - touch starved. Or, the more zombie appropriate, skin hunger.

My ex only touched me when he wanted sex, he didn't know any other way to be intimate.
I haven't been touched in an affectionate, caring, loving way in over 10 years.
September 26, 2023 at 11:33 AM
Btw I don't know who needs to hear this, but having Jewish ancestry who survived the Holocaust does not mean you can't be a racist.

This is what the "no" side is using to justify their shit stance.
September 15, 2023 at 4:54 AM
I wish they would abolish having to go see a GP to get a Mental Health Care Plan.
I'm not needing it for maintenance, I'm needing it because I'm in crisis! I don't have time or energy to see 6 people before hand in order to deserve therapy.
September 13, 2023 at 11:56 PM
I want someone to feel passionate about me, wants to be seen with me!
I keep singing guys who want to keep me hidden, never celebrate with me, never go extra with me.
They're boring AF!
September 12, 2023 at 9:19 AM
Friend invited me out, saw her at the grocery store where she then cancelled.
I'm very cancellable.
August 27, 2023 at 2:24 AM
Doctors of Bluesky - why TF do I get sick right when I start training for a race?? Why?? It's so fucking annoying!
I commit myself then BOOM, I'm out of training for 2 weeks because I am sick.

Life wants me to be a busted up 70 yr old.
August 21, 2023 at 10:22 PM
I finally got to tell a Musk fanboi the truth; that he will NEVER GO TO SPACE and humans will NEVER live on Mars.
His little face was so cute 😂

But...but exploration!?
Yeah, Nasa is doing that. Not Elon.
August 13, 2023 at 9:27 AM
Nothing like coming home to human shit in the backyard and shower because landlords can do the bare minimum and charge the maximum for fucking shitty rental properties!!
August 10, 2023 at 4:59 AM
I don't know about you, but my money is on Lil Tay not being dead at all, it's her family pulling some shit.
August 9, 2023 at 9:41 PM
So I donated plasma because, well, I'm a hero
August 8, 2023 at 5:52 AM
I want friends who will invite me to their elopement. I don't get invited to anything scandalous or fun! Just funerals and performance reviews 😔
August 5, 2023 at 10:47 PM
I'm watching Shallow Hal. When I first saw it, I thought: Hal needs a break! He's a hidden gem!

Now I'm seeing it 22 years later, I'm thinking: what can I sell from my wardrobe to make money to pay my bills?
August 5, 2023 at 2:24 AM
I have yet to meet a self professed "clean freak" who is actually clean or keeps a clean house.

My hm is one of these. Yay!

This is why I should live alone. I'm messy AF, I forget jobs halfway through, but I own it and try my best. I'm shit.
"Clean freaks" cannot actually see their own mess.
August 3, 2023 at 12:06 AM
This little doggy needs adopting and I'm so fucking tempted because LOOK AT HER LITTLE FACE OH GOD!!!!!
August 2, 2023 at 1:43 AM
So apparently the reason we should vote No on the Voice is because....white people who vote Yes may not be sincere about it? What!?
August 1, 2023 at 10:38 PM
Watched Barbie for the second time, and I'm convinced that those who see it as anti-man are anti-man themselves.
July 31, 2023 at 10:38 AM
My day - thanks Google and those who wrote this in anticipation of my dilemma
July 29, 2023 at 9:46 PM
Can we all agree that news anchors are actors? Yes? Please? It's for our mental health, I assure you.
July 29, 2023 at 1:30 AM
My first tweet!
My ex housemate owes me $600 and I have asked for it many times.
I tell people I'll go over and bash her, but in reality we know if she doesn't pay, I'll simply ask politely again.
July 29, 2023 at 12:12 AM