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Andy Nonimous

@andy-nonimous.bsky.social

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I used to use my real name, but free speech was canceled, so here we are. I'm a scientist, atheist, and occasionally clever.

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Andy Nonimous @andy-nonimous.bsky.social · 5d

I've really had to adjust my idea of the words "military coup". I used to imagine it was always bad.

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Uncle Arthur @unclearthur.bsky.social · 22h

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Andy Nonimous @andy-nonimous.bsky.social · 2h

Bill, and I mean this with all due respect, go fuck yourself.

Andy Nonimous @andy-nonimous.bsky.social · 6h

May they be dumb enough to believe that will save their jobs.

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Middlerage @middlerage.bsky.social · 15h

Dare to hope, my fellow ANITFA members...

Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 15h

👀👀👀👀

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Andy Nonimous @andy-nonimous.bsky.social · 6h

And this guy shows up...

two men sitting on a couch with the words we 've got a lot of work to do on the bottom

ALT: two men sitting on a couch with the words we 've got a lot of work to do on the bottom

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Andy Nonimous @andy-nonimous.bsky.social · 6h

Some Staffords, eh? A real classic. Didn't know they're still selling those.

Andy Nonimous @andy-nonimous.bsky.social · 6h

Dammit Kyle!

two cartoon characters standing next to each other with the words " i thought you were better than that kyle "

ALT: two cartoon characters standing next to each other with the words " i thought you were better than that kyle "

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RAOK @evolvingempathy.bsky.social · 7h

Say hello to Kyle he will blackmail you
If you don't buy a house 🥴🤨👇🏼

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The Frito Bandito @thefritobanditoo.bsky.social · 8h

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The Frito Bandito @thefritobanditoo.bsky.social · 8h

Sadly, this is misleading...not what the Nat. Guard General said. He said "I don't want to speculate on... what they will be authorized to perform as far as rules for the use of force." He said he will "provide [his] advice to the Title X Commander." Once federalized, he is not their commander.

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Andy Nonimous @andy-nonimous.bsky.social · 7h

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ALT: a kitten standing on its hind legs on a carpet

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StrictlyChristo 🦋🇺🇦🌻❌👑 @strictlychristo.bsky.social · 9h

The Oregon National Guard general says if they were to be deployed, they would be instructed under his leadership to protect the protesters and not ICE

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kate conger @kateconger.com · 11h

Jonathan Rinderknecht, a white man, was charged with starting the Palisades Fire. But on X, the company's news summary tab shows a photo of a black man.

Screenshot depicting posts on X, one showing the suspect accused of starting the Palisades Fire, a white man. The X news tab reports on the suspect's arrest, but shows a photo of a black man instead.

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Elseagee 🟧 🌊 🌊 🌊🎨 🎸 @elseagee.bsky.social · 7h

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Andy Nonimous @andy-nonimous.bsky.social · 7h

I was hoping this was wrong when I fact checked. It is not.

Andy Nonimous @andy-nonimous.bsky.social · 9h

I was thinking of the overgrown hurt child that is recruiting other overgrown hurt children to distract from the fact he hurt so many children. But I like how there can be other meanings.

Andy Nonimous @andy-nonimous.bsky.social · 9h

recruiting hurt kids
to delay the reckoning
for other hurt kids

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Jon Hance @jhance.bsky.social · 1d

Ok, this is just funny.

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Is Portland Burning?

No. See real-time Portland cameras, PulsePoint incidents, and sourced fact checks.

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Andy Nonimous @andy-nonimous.bsky.social · 10h

I have the same issue with my boomer dad. Keeps calling himself a conservative and votes against democrats, but doesn't like anything Republicans are doing. Wish he'd stfu about his 401k and property taxes when most people can't afford either.

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Phoenix Rising @gototown.bsky.social · 10h

How much $ has Vance made off of distressed farm land through his investment in Acre Trader? Can we FOIA that?

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Andy Nonimous @andy-nonimous.bsky.social · 11h

You can pretend you didn't hear a question. It's a lot harder to sell technical difficulties in the middle of your own sentence.

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Breezy Artworks @grrrin.bsky.social · 11h

Tell your friends

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Andy Nonimous @andy-nonimous.bsky.social · 11h

I'm going to choose to believe it was my strongly worded emails.

-me and Chuck Schumer

Andy Nonimous @andy-nonimous.bsky.social · 11h

There are heroes rising in Chicago and Portland, and I just want you to know we love you all!

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12h

Johnson: "He has defunded our education system. He has defunded our transportation system. He's firing black women across this country. He's defunding our healthcare system. This president is absolutely out of control... Chicago is going to stand firm in protecting humanity."

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Del Wasso @banksyfella.bsky.social · 12h

My kind of town…

Chicago is!

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Kim-M 26947 @kimberlymorgan.bsky.social · 13h

And that is just the way they like it.

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