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Andy
@andy.teamgay.org
Unabashedly queer masshole. Bostoner. Voracious eater. Expect content about dogs, dudes, and dick jokes. Daddy AF. Carbatarian. 4-letter word. Alphabet Mafia. 100% That Bitch.

(he/him/daddy)
This fall/winter, I'm honing my pasta making skills.

...lmk if you want to visit Maine to be a judge on this season of "WTF is Andy Obsessed With Perfecting Now."
October 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Plus, that's from yesterday. Today, Daddy's got some pappardelle Bolognese working.
October 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Oh, nothing glamorous. Just some steak tips and chicken wings. I got them all pre marinated from the local famiglia-owned Italian butcher, so didn't bother to brag.
October 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
"occasional" 🙄

She runs a pawtecction racket, and collects payment up and down Main Street
October 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
But no cake!!!
October 22, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Cake would be so good right now.
October 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Needed a little tiny herb salad, or maybe some frisee in a nice sharp vinaigrette.
October 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
October 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
It was a new one from this week's Bark Box. She was quite insistent that it was not her brother's turn to play with it.
October 12, 2025 at 12:53 PM
It's one of Boston's James Beard Award winning chefs.

We might not have tire company reviews in Boston yet, she's one of our best.
October 12, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Damn. He just walked by.

Oh, and here comes the gate lice that work for Oracle.
October 12, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I assure you that for all the cheese that you think is missing from plating, all of that cheese is contained inside the polenta.

So creamy and cheesy. And the polenta cubes were pan seared in what must have been Parisian levels of butter.
October 12, 2025 at 11:27 AM
That feeling when you know that the middle seat next to you was showing occupied when you checked in, but boarding is almost complete, and nobody is sitting there yet.

Dear Lord, let it be the hot blond guy I saw in the waiting area....
October 12, 2025 at 11:24 AM
(I am wearing a t shirt with a depiction of two men engaging in fellatio. It is in the style of an airplane safety placard that you can find in the seatback pocket in front of you. Please be sure to read and understand all the safety procedures of this Airbus A321neo.)
October 12, 2025 at 11:10 AM
She says it's the best way to keep your bratty brother from trying to play with a toy.
October 12, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Elphie was doing the Modified Upright Indy last night
October 12, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I'm also having coffee at one of my favorite places! Twinsies.
October 12, 2025 at 10:41 AM
If the advice doesn't involve a bloop notification as part of a multi-prong strategy, you need to block them.

Cause once you watch one, the algorithm tests to see if you're a superfan by serving up ALL OF THEM
October 10, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Queers and public transit go together like peas and carrots.
October 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I have the same necklace as Jessica in that color and several others.
October 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM