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Not to discourage anyone from getting a vasectomy, but man, no one tells you you gotta wait two weeks to uh, celebrate. You leave the doctor with two balloons, but you can't share 'em. 😅
March 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Not to discourage anyone from getting a vasectomy, but man, no one tells you you gotta wait two weeks to uh, celebrate. You leave the doctor with two balloons, but you can't share 'em. 😅
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The horse racing industry says it needs government subsidies to create jobs. But talk to the people who actually work those jobs, and the argument starts to fall apart. I heard heartbreaking stories like this one over and over again...
March 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
The horse racing industry says it needs government subsidies to create jobs. But talk to the people who actually work those jobs, and the argument starts to fall apart. I heard heartbreaking stories like this one over and over again...
Trump's "New Golden Era"
March 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Trump's "New Golden Era"
You are the equal and opposite reaction. Act like it.
February 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
You are the equal and opposite reaction. Act like it.
What a GREAT day to go to the Library!
Get a library card > get Libby, Hoopla (audiobooks, ebooks) and Kanopy (stream TV and movies) and maybe then you could ditch a pricey streaming service today..!? 🤷
Get a library card > get Libby, Hoopla (audiobooks, ebooks) and Kanopy (stream TV and movies) and maybe then you could ditch a pricey streaming service today..!? 🤷
February 28, 2025 at 1:48 PM
What a GREAT day to go to the Library!
Get a library card > get Libby, Hoopla (audiobooks, ebooks) and Kanopy (stream TV and movies) and maybe then you could ditch a pricey streaming service today..!? 🤷
Get a library card > get Libby, Hoopla (audiobooks, ebooks) and Kanopy (stream TV and movies) and maybe then you could ditch a pricey streaming service today..!? 🤷
Trump and Musk: The Walrus and The Carpenter
February 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Trump and Musk: The Walrus and The Carpenter
They know that people who donate to NPR aren't going to take up arms, so they're going to squeeze the unsuspecting blight-supremasist class of supporters until a few go rogue, and before the dust settles, they'll lie and establish it was some brown trans person.
February 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
They know that people who donate to NPR aren't going to take up arms, so they're going to squeeze the unsuspecting blight-supremasist class of supporters until a few go rogue, and before the dust settles, they'll lie and establish it was some brown trans person.
Just putting this down here before it happens. There will 💯 be a .gov site for 'government waste redistribution' ..where you will be rewarded for commiting to vote for Trump again, with a check. It won't say that outright (but it might), but that will be the effective purpose. A loyalty pledge.
February 18, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Just putting this down here before it happens. There will 💯 be a .gov site for 'government waste redistribution' ..where you will be rewarded for commiting to vote for Trump again, with a check. It won't say that outright (but it might), but that will be the effective purpose. A loyalty pledge.
Donald Trump is a career tire salesman who scatters nails in his free time.
February 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Donald Trump is a career tire salesman who scatters nails in his free time.
I wonder which one has watched the other two from a darkened corner of the room: Elon, Melania, or Donald..
February 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I wonder which one has watched the other two from a darkened corner of the room: Elon, Melania, or Donald..
All for freedom, and for pleasure
Nothing ever lasts forever
Nothing ever lasts forever
February 13, 2025 at 11:57 AM
All for freedom, and for pleasure
Nothing ever lasts forever
Nothing ever lasts forever
Stop the SAVES Act!
February 12, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Stop the SAVES Act!
I'll Venmo you $5 to stop using Amazon. @Andy-McQuillen
February 11, 2025 at 12:26 PM
I'll Venmo you $5 to stop using Amazon. @Andy-McQuillen
Republicans: "JFK is alive and wearing a Donald Trump flesh suit! Pizza is code for pedo! J6 was antifa but also true patriots! Deep State is killing chickens to help the Dems! New Roseanne song is 🔥!"
Also Republicans: "This halftime show ain't make no dang sense?" 🥴
Also Republicans: "This halftime show ain't make no dang sense?" 🥴
February 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Republicans: "JFK is alive and wearing a Donald Trump flesh suit! Pizza is code for pedo! J6 was antifa but also true patriots! Deep State is killing chickens to help the Dems! New Roseanne song is 🔥!"
Also Republicans: "This halftime show ain't make no dang sense?" 🥴
Also Republicans: "This halftime show ain't make no dang sense?" 🥴
Well, well, well. Look who avoided therapy long enough for it to not even matter.. 😎
February 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Well, well, well. Look who avoided therapy long enough for it to not even matter.. 😎
Did you know that paired with a healthy diet, doing just ten squats a day can help you get off Trump's dick?
February 6, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Did you know that paired with a healthy diet, doing just ten squats a day can help you get off Trump's dick?
Funny how rugged individualists all dress, think, and operate the exact same.
February 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Funny how rugged individualists all dress, think, and operate the exact same.
Just bought 100 lbs of rice 🙃
February 3, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Just bought 100 lbs of rice 🙃
I can't imagine what it must be like to be a Prepper right now. Like, they got their guy and HE is what they've prepared for. Not Killary, Obummer, or even Bernie. It's like the four horsemen crashing a baby shower. Or something. This is my material these days. JFC.
February 3, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I can't imagine what it must be like to be a Prepper right now. Like, they got their guy and HE is what they've prepared for. Not Killary, Obummer, or even Bernie. It's like the four horsemen crashing a baby shower. Or something. This is my material these days. JFC.
Not to brag, but I started working out a little while back and now I could pass for a semi professional wrestler in the 80's. 💪
February 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Not to brag, but I started working out a little while back and now I could pass for a semi professional wrestler in the 80's. 💪
'The Man Who Sold The World' and 'Master Of Puppets' really, REALLY hit different these days.
January 30, 2025 at 8:25 PM
'The Man Who Sold The World' and 'Master Of Puppets' really, REALLY hit different these days.
Fair warning: went to a gop ig page to block it (because ig made me start following them without my consent) Just going to their page triggered all the ads for maga trash for sale. I went to the maga trash page to block it, and now ALL I see is targeted ads for like golden dildos that say maga.
January 30, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Fair warning: went to a gop ig page to block it (because ig made me start following them without my consent) Just going to their page triggered all the ads for maga trash for sale. I went to the maga trash page to block it, and now ALL I see is targeted ads for like golden dildos that say maga.
Someone must have whispered into the non-combatant ear "Uh, sir, most welfare recipients are white, and most of them voted for you.." 😅
January 29, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Someone must have whispered into the non-combatant ear "Uh, sir, most welfare recipients are white, and most of them voted for you.." 😅