Just realized I had this account

I finally deactivated my "Twitter" account because it's nothing but hate speech and negativity over there. I guess I'll be spending more time here from now on. Or outside. I haven't decided yet.

I'll be 42 soon and I don't eat sugar or grains and my body burns fat for energy instead of carbs or sugar and I play bball every day and I've finished 11 marathons and I have several jobs but still find time to be an involved dad and my wife is super hot and I'm very humble.

"I am become Barbie girl, destroyer of Barbie worlds"

The Dark Knight Rises is better than The Dark Knight and LeBron James is a better basketball player now than Michael Jordan was in his prime HELLO BLUESKY IT'S GREAT TO BE HOME

You got that right, baby 👏👏👏

me: i had to have updog put down
you: what's updog
me (crying): my best friend

Are there funny people here, or is it like Twitter where people just say really mean stuff because they think the world's one big Comedy Central Roast and cruelty equals humor

wait a second where is everybody I was promised people