Andy✌️
@andyhey.bsky.social
✨He/They✨
Chaotic Aquarius | Dumb Bitch | Effervescent Kunt
I do design, I say gay shit, I am SFW
Italian born 🇮🇹 but based in London 🇬🇧
Chaotic Aquarius | Dumb Bitch | Effervescent Kunt
I do design, I say gay shit, I am SFW
Italian born 🇮🇹 but based in London 🇬🇧
You can’t tell me anything today, I’m feeling hot as shit.
And yes, I’m brushing my teeth with my sexy coat on before going out. I forgot
Also yes, that scarf makes it look like my coat has foreskin. And I love it!
And yes, I’m brushing my teeth with my sexy coat on before going out. I forgot
Also yes, that scarf makes it look like my coat has foreskin. And I love it!
December 4, 2025 at 11:46 AM
You can’t tell me anything today, I’m feeling hot as shit.
And yes, I’m brushing my teeth with my sexy coat on before going out. I forgot
Also yes, that scarf makes it look like my coat has foreskin. And I love it!
And yes, I’m brushing my teeth with my sexy coat on before going out. I forgot
Also yes, that scarf makes it look like my coat has foreskin. And I love it!
Allow me to rephrase that for you
“Short-form content has ruined any coherent discussion”
“Short-form content has ruined any coherent discussion”
December 3, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Allow me to rephrase that for you
“Short-form content has ruined any coherent discussion”
“Short-form content has ruined any coherent discussion”
Wait! Could these work? (I don’t know how they’re called in English)
Like, I know it’s incense and not candles but maybe on a pedestal of some sort? Behind the characters… too much?
Like, I know it’s incense and not candles but maybe on a pedestal of some sort? Behind the characters… too much?
December 3, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Wait! Could these work? (I don’t know how they’re called in English)
Like, I know it’s incense and not candles but maybe on a pedestal of some sort? Behind the characters… too much?
Like, I know it’s incense and not candles but maybe on a pedestal of some sort? Behind the characters… too much?
What if you made a sort of candelabra instead of the umbrellas? Something like these pictures.
They’d merge the idea of verticality with the linearity of candels.
They’d merge the idea of verticality with the linearity of candels.
December 3, 2025 at 6:48 AM
What if you made a sort of candelabra instead of the umbrellas? Something like these pictures.
They’d merge the idea of verticality with the linearity of candels.
They’d merge the idea of verticality with the linearity of candels.
Honestly, if you’re not into The Scarlet Opera and Cain Culto what are you even doing with your life?!
#AppleMusicReplay
#AppleMusicReplay
December 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Honestly, if you’re not into The Scarlet Opera and Cain Culto what are you even doing with your life?!
#AppleMusicReplay
#AppleMusicReplay
And he’s currently performing in Mouline Rouge
December 1, 2025 at 10:02 PM
And he’s currently performing in Mouline Rouge
Awww… I’m just Italian, I can cook anything!
Especially all types of carbs
Especially all types of carbs
November 30, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Awww… I’m just Italian, I can cook anything!
Especially all types of carbs
Especially all types of carbs
Are you sure you wanna get merried when you’re about to be very jobless?!
Also, for reference…
Also, for reference…
November 30, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Are you sure you wanna get merried when you’re about to be very jobless?!
Also, for reference…
Also, for reference…
And they say romance is dead…
November 28, 2025 at 7:54 AM
And they say romance is dead…
Why is the tv body shaming me?!
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Why is the tv body shaming me?!
I’m doing something brave today, something unprecedented, something no other Millennial has ever attempted before…
I’m throwing away empty boxes of stuff
I’m throwing away empty boxes of stuff
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I’m doing something brave today, something unprecedented, something no other Millennial has ever attempted before…
I’m throwing away empty boxes of stuff
I’m throwing away empty boxes of stuff
I…
{inhales shakily}
I’ve just been promoted to Project Manager!!!
Me! The person who had to reinvent themselves as a designer during the pandemic while dealing with agoraphobia bc has lost their job. The person who made up half of their portfolio bc nobody was hiring them.
Now I’m the boss!
{inhales shakily}
I’ve just been promoted to Project Manager!!!
Me! The person who had to reinvent themselves as a designer during the pandemic while dealing with agoraphobia bc has lost their job. The person who made up half of their portfolio bc nobody was hiring them.
Now I’m the boss!
November 20, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I…
{inhales shakily}
I’ve just been promoted to Project Manager!!!
Me! The person who had to reinvent themselves as a designer during the pandemic while dealing with agoraphobia bc has lost their job. The person who made up half of their portfolio bc nobody was hiring them.
Now I’m the boss!
{inhales shakily}
I’ve just been promoted to Project Manager!!!
Me! The person who had to reinvent themselves as a designer during the pandemic while dealing with agoraphobia bc has lost their job. The person who made up half of their portfolio bc nobody was hiring them.
Now I’m the boss!
Say fucking what, now?!
November 20, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Say fucking what, now?!
It’s so cold my morning poop is coming out frozen…
It’s a poopsicle
It’s a poopsicle
November 20, 2025 at 7:12 AM
It’s so cold my morning poop is coming out frozen…
It’s a poopsicle
It’s a poopsicle
Just finished watching “Queens Of The Dead” and it was so much fun! It’s camp as hell and it has so many dumb iconic scenes.
Shout out to @ninawest.bsky.social and @tomasmatos.bsky.social who were really really super good and delivered cute, well-rounded performances. You both ate that!
Shout out to @ninawest.bsky.social and @tomasmatos.bsky.social who were really really super good and delivered cute, well-rounded performances. You both ate that!
November 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Just finished watching “Queens Of The Dead” and it was so much fun! It’s camp as hell and it has so many dumb iconic scenes.
Shout out to @ninawest.bsky.social and @tomasmatos.bsky.social who were really really super good and delivered cute, well-rounded performances. You both ate that!
Shout out to @ninawest.bsky.social and @tomasmatos.bsky.social who were really really super good and delivered cute, well-rounded performances. You both ate that!
I love flying to London City Airport for the view.
The view:
The view:
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I love flying to London City Airport for the view.
The view:
The view:
Not to brag but I’ve been upgraded to a Pauper Plus seat…
Feel free to envy me
Feel free to envy me
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Not to brag but I’ve been upgraded to a Pauper Plus seat…
Feel free to envy me
Feel free to envy me
The Last Supper
which is actually just lunch at the airport before going back to London and die from hunger
which is actually just lunch at the airport before going back to London and die from hunger
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The Last Supper
which is actually just lunch at the airport before going back to London and die from hunger
which is actually just lunch at the airport before going back to London and die from hunger
November 11, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Sister: You should definitely read this book, you’ll love it!
Me: What is it about?
{proceeds to read synopsis}
A middle aged balding and overweight gay man…
🤡
Me: What is it about?
{proceeds to read synopsis}
A middle aged balding and overweight gay man…
🤡
November 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Sister: You should definitely read this book, you’ll love it!
Me: What is it about?
{proceeds to read synopsis}
A middle aged balding and overweight gay man…
🤡
Me: What is it about?
{proceeds to read synopsis}
A middle aged balding and overweight gay man…
🤡
SIR PETER! What are you saying?!
November 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
SIR PETER! What are you saying?!
I feel like the dentist also cursed my beautiful eye
November 1, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I feel like the dentist also cursed my beautiful eye
October 31, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Sure!
The fact that I have a cold is totally irrelevant, I would’ve stayed in bed anyway
The fact that I have a cold is totally irrelevant, I would’ve stayed in bed anyway
October 28, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Sure!
The fact that I have a cold is totally irrelevant, I would’ve stayed in bed anyway
The fact that I have a cold is totally irrelevant, I would’ve stayed in bed anyway