Andy✌️
@andyhey.bsky.social
✨He/They✨
Chaotic Aquarius | Dumb Bitch | Effervescent Kunt
I do design, I say gay shit, I am SFW
Italian born 🇮🇹 but based in London 🇬🇧
Chaotic Aquarius | Dumb Bitch | Effervescent Kunt
I do design, I say gay shit, I am SFW
Italian born 🇮🇹 but based in London 🇬🇧
Gurl, i’m in trouble!
The guy I matched with on Hinge, the one we agreed on just casually getting to know each other, to just be friends, has invited me to 3 real dates including meeting work friends today and friends friends for NYE…
He really thinks we’re dating and I’m not into him like that 😫
The guy I matched with on Hinge, the one we agreed on just casually getting to know each other, to just be friends, has invited me to 3 real dates including meeting work friends today and friends friends for NYE…
He really thinks we’re dating and I’m not into him like that 😫
December 5, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Gurl, i’m in trouble!
The guy I matched with on Hinge, the one we agreed on just casually getting to know each other, to just be friends, has invited me to 3 real dates including meeting work friends today and friends friends for NYE…
He really thinks we’re dating and I’m not into him like that 😫
The guy I matched with on Hinge, the one we agreed on just casually getting to know each other, to just be friends, has invited me to 3 real dates including meeting work friends today and friends friends for NYE…
He really thinks we’re dating and I’m not into him like that 😫
You can’t tell me anything today, I’m feeling hot as shit.
And yes, I’m brushing my teeth with my sexy coat on before going out. I forgot
Also yes, that scarf makes it look like my coat has foreskin. And I love it!
And yes, I’m brushing my teeth with my sexy coat on before going out. I forgot
Also yes, that scarf makes it look like my coat has foreskin. And I love it!
December 4, 2025 at 11:46 AM
You can’t tell me anything today, I’m feeling hot as shit.
And yes, I’m brushing my teeth with my sexy coat on before going out. I forgot
Also yes, that scarf makes it look like my coat has foreskin. And I love it!
And yes, I’m brushing my teeth with my sexy coat on before going out. I forgot
Also yes, that scarf makes it look like my coat has foreskin. And I love it!
Honestly, if you’re not into The Scarlet Opera and Cain Culto what are you even doing with your life?!
#AppleMusicReplay
#AppleMusicReplay
December 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Honestly, if you’re not into The Scarlet Opera and Cain Culto what are you even doing with your life?!
#AppleMusicReplay
#AppleMusicReplay
While looking for healthy recipes for my brand new rice cooker, I’ve accidentally ended up on the Bro side of the internet, the one where untrained chefs yell at you “I’m gonna show you how to make this recipe packed with 100g of protein! All you need is 100g of chicken, and…”
December 2, 2025 at 12:29 PM
While looking for healthy recipes for my brand new rice cooker, I’ve accidentally ended up on the Bro side of the internet, the one where untrained chefs yell at you “I’m gonna show you how to make this recipe packed with 100g of protein! All you need is 100g of chicken, and…”
I’VE HAD IT
{they said 2s before starting to endure it}
{they said 2s before starting to endure it}
December 2, 2025 at 9:23 AM
I’VE HAD IT
{they said 2s before starting to endure it}
{they said 2s before starting to endure it}
Reposted by Andy✌️
Its a weird time of year for body stuff, In northern hemisphere people are eating more and feeling bad about it publicly, in the southern hemisphere its speedo season so it's easy to fall for the beach body rhetoric.
Its a good time to remember that your worth does not come from your weight
Its a good time to remember that your worth does not come from your weight
December 1, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Its a weird time of year for body stuff, In northern hemisphere people are eating more and feeling bad about it publicly, in the southern hemisphere its speedo season so it's easy to fall for the beach body rhetoric.
Its a good time to remember that your worth does not come from your weight
Its a good time to remember that your worth does not come from your weight
Fuck depression, add to cart!
December 1, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Fuck depression, add to cart!
✨Hello hi good morning how are you I don’t care!✨
Remember the cute guy who matched with me on Hinge, texted me first, and made me wonder what was going on?!
Well, he never texted back and blocked me.
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Remember the cute guy who matched with me on Hinge, texted me first, and made me wonder what was going on?!
Well, he never texted back and blocked me.
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Wait a damn minute…
Why is the cute guy I messaged just for funsies on hinge matched with me?! And texted me first too?!
What is going on?!
Why is the cute guy I messaged just for funsies on hinge matched with me?! And texted me first too?!
What is going on?!
a man says something seems really sketchy about this while wearing a sweater
Alt: a man says something seems really sketchy about this while wearing a sweater
media.tenor.com
December 1, 2025 at 8:40 AM
✨Hello hi good morning how are you I don’t care!✨
Remember the cute guy who matched with me on Hinge, texted me first, and made me wonder what was going on?!
Well, he never texted back and blocked me.
✌️
Remember the cute guy who matched with me on Hinge, texted me first, and made me wonder what was going on?!
Well, he never texted back and blocked me.
✌️
Was it common knowledge the Biscoff spread was like Christmas in a jar? Have I been missing out on this exquisite delicacy all this time?!
November 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Was it common knowledge the Biscoff spread was like Christmas in a jar? Have I been missing out on this exquisite delicacy all this time?!
I love that if you have an issue with your Beats headphones the quickest way to fix them is to call Apple support that will send you to an Apple Store 1h away from you where you can leave them so they will be sent out for repair and you’ll have to go back a week later to collect them.
LOVE IT.
LOVE IT.
November 29, 2025 at 12:47 PM
I love that if you have an issue with your Beats headphones the quickest way to fix them is to call Apple support that will send you to an Apple Store 1h away from you where you can leave them so they will be sent out for repair and you’ll have to go back a week later to collect them.
LOVE IT.
LOVE IT.
Wait a damn minute…
Why is the cute guy I messaged just for funsies on hinge matched with me?! And texted me first too?!
What is going on?!
Why is the cute guy I messaged just for funsies on hinge matched with me?! And texted me first too?!
What is going on?!
a man says something seems really sketchy about this while wearing a sweater
Alt: a man says something seems really sketchy about this while wearing a sweater
media.tenor.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Wait a damn minute…
Why is the cute guy I messaged just for funsies on hinge matched with me?! And texted me first too?!
What is going on?!
Why is the cute guy I messaged just for funsies on hinge matched with me?! And texted me first too?!
What is going on?!
And they say romance is dead…
November 28, 2025 at 7:54 AM
And they say romance is dead…
I love having lgbtia+ vetted straight men amongst my close friend. It’s like having a real-life ChatGPT: you just write them a prompt like “help me pick up a new tv” and they will scour the web, find the best offer, tell you why it’s the best, go off on a tangent, and also install it for you!
November 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I love having lgbtia+ vetted straight men amongst my close friend. It’s like having a real-life ChatGPT: you just write them a prompt like “help me pick up a new tv” and they will scour the web, find the best offer, tell you why it’s the best, go off on a tangent, and also install it for you!
In retrospective, a mixed grains salad with kale and beans was not a great idea…
a woman is wearing a blue jacket that is very big
Alt: a woman is wearing a blue jacket that is very big
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
In retrospective, a mixed grains salad with kale and beans was not a great idea…
Why is the tv body shaming me?!
November 23, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Why is the tv body shaming me?!
I’m doing something brave today, something unprecedented, something no other Millennial has ever attempted before…
I’m throwing away empty boxes of stuff
I’m throwing away empty boxes of stuff
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 PM
I’m doing something brave today, something unprecedented, something no other Millennial has ever attempted before…
I’m throwing away empty boxes of stuff
I’m throwing away empty boxes of stuff
I…
{inhales shakily}
I’ve just been promoted to Project Manager!!!
Me! The person who had to reinvent themselves as a designer during the pandemic while dealing with agoraphobia bc has lost their job. The person who made up half of their portfolio bc nobody was hiring them.
Now I’m the boss!
{inhales shakily}
I’ve just been promoted to Project Manager!!!
Me! The person who had to reinvent themselves as a designer during the pandemic while dealing with agoraphobia bc has lost their job. The person who made up half of their portfolio bc nobody was hiring them.
Now I’m the boss!
November 20, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I…
{inhales shakily}
I’ve just been promoted to Project Manager!!!
Me! The person who had to reinvent themselves as a designer during the pandemic while dealing with agoraphobia bc has lost their job. The person who made up half of their portfolio bc nobody was hiring them.
Now I’m the boss!
{inhales shakily}
I’ve just been promoted to Project Manager!!!
Me! The person who had to reinvent themselves as a designer during the pandemic while dealing with agoraphobia bc has lost their job. The person who made up half of their portfolio bc nobody was hiring them.
Now I’m the boss!
It’s so cold my morning poop is coming out frozen…
It’s a poopsicle
It’s a poopsicle
November 20, 2025 at 7:12 AM
It’s so cold my morning poop is coming out frozen…
It’s a poopsicle
It’s a poopsicle
My dearest bloomfies 👹AND MICHELLE VISAGE👹
does any of you live in London or is London adjacent?
if the answer is Oh Yeah, do you wanna meet up and do things together any time of the day, any day of the week, and week of the year, any year of this century?
i promise to gift you a whole cupcake 🧁
does any of you live in London or is London adjacent?
if the answer is Oh Yeah, do you wanna meet up and do things together any time of the day, any day of the week, and week of the year, any year of this century?
i promise to gift you a whole cupcake 🧁
November 19, 2025 at 6:29 PM
My dearest bloomfies 👹AND MICHELLE VISAGE👹
does any of you live in London or is London adjacent?
if the answer is Oh Yeah, do you wanna meet up and do things together any time of the day, any day of the week, and week of the year, any year of this century?
i promise to gift you a whole cupcake 🧁
does any of you live in London or is London adjacent?
if the answer is Oh Yeah, do you wanna meet up and do things together any time of the day, any day of the week, and week of the year, any year of this century?
i promise to gift you a whole cupcake 🧁
Just finished watching “Queens Of The Dead” and it was so much fun! It’s camp as hell and it has so many dumb iconic scenes.
Shout out to @ninawest.bsky.social and @tomasmatos.bsky.social who were really really super good and delivered cute, well-rounded performances. You both ate that!
Shout out to @ninawest.bsky.social and @tomasmatos.bsky.social who were really really super good and delivered cute, well-rounded performances. You both ate that!
November 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Just finished watching “Queens Of The Dead” and it was so much fun! It’s camp as hell and it has so many dumb iconic scenes.
Shout out to @ninawest.bsky.social and @tomasmatos.bsky.social who were really really super good and delivered cute, well-rounded performances. You both ate that!
Shout out to @ninawest.bsky.social and @tomasmatos.bsky.social who were really really super good and delivered cute, well-rounded performances. You both ate that!
I love flying to London City Airport for the view.
The view:
The view:
November 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I love flying to London City Airport for the view.
The view:
The view:
Not to brag but I’ve been upgraded to a Pauper Plus seat…
Feel free to envy me
Feel free to envy me
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Not to brag but I’ve been upgraded to a Pauper Plus seat…
Feel free to envy me
Feel free to envy me
The Last Supper
which is actually just lunch at the airport before going back to London and die from hunger
which is actually just lunch at the airport before going back to London and die from hunger
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
The Last Supper
which is actually just lunch at the airport before going back to London and die from hunger
which is actually just lunch at the airport before going back to London and die from hunger
Robyn “Dancing on my own” but with my spicy accent
✨🎶“Stilettos on broken butt holes”🎶✨
✨🎶“Stilettos on broken butt holes”🎶✨
November 12, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Robyn “Dancing on my own” but with my spicy accent
✨🎶“Stilettos on broken butt holes”🎶✨
✨🎶“Stilettos on broken butt holes”🎶✨
November 11, 2025 at 9:25 AM