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Writer, Artist, Blender Enthusiast, Web Developer, iOS Developer, Husband, Demiurge to @lukeacl.com’s Space Emperor • Poly • Pisces • FNQ 🇦🇺 • ♓️ / He/They 🏳️‍🌈• https://imetjames.com/my-brand-of-poly DP by me
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Today’s xkcd made me cry.

In a good way.

xkcd.com/3172/
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Has anybody played with blender 5.0 much yet? I'm dying for some time to sink into it, I'd love to know what people are thinking.
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Orville Peck's new song "It's the end of the world" sounds like a Steven Universe Song, like Rebecca Sugar had influence on this one.
a cartoon of a man laying on the grass playing an ukulele
ALT: a cartoon of a man laying on the grass playing an ukulele
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November 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 8:22 PM
You’ll be visited by three spirits”

The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
I have this weird thing that happened to me yesterday that left me feeling frustrated.

I applied to be a speaker at a conference, in the application I talked about being a queer non binary person, and they admitted they didn't really read the application, but they were very adamant about their
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 AM
This is my regular reminder that Goebig is one of Marvels hottest characters and I love him.

That is all.
November 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
"Competition Breeds Excellence"

Not for me bro, y'all compete to your hearts content, I'ma be over here doing my thing*

*My thing is hyper fixating on a new craft until I can give physical form to the eldritch nightmares inside my mind.
November 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Then make a an offhand remark which should make zero sense given the situation

I ❤️ the idea of shouting a drink order, staring down a person & saying: "Saurons machinations did not wake the Balrog, it was the dwarves, and their insatiable greed."

& then leaving them with the tab.

Ment aren't ok.
Men's romance fantasy novels are so interesting.
November 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I finished Dispatch and loved it but feel the need to defend my decisions, so spoilers ahead
a black and white sign that says dispatch on it
ALT: a black and white sign that says dispatch on it
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November 23, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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bedhead
November 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I have not enjoyed a game as much as I’m enjoying Dispatch in the longest time.

It’s funny and emotional and great.
November 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I know the Vision Pro is expensive but it feels weird to be a shared device.

Like "Hey do you wanna try out the eye mask I wear while I jerk off" is weird.
November 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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all right gang gnight
November 20, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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Methodology
November 18, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Do yall international peeps use the phrase boomerang <blank> to describe something that needs to come back? Or what do you call it?

Like “this is my good pen, it’s a boomerang pen, it needs to come back to me” (though we don’t say all that we just know what a boomerang pen is)
November 20, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I’m not a hoarder (says every hoarder) but I have lots of stuff that I could use one day, for art projects or tech projects and preparing to move and having to get rid of so much of it is surprisingly emotional.
a woman wearing a purple dress and a tiara says " i really like stuff "
ALT: a woman wearing a purple dress and a tiara says " i really like stuff "
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November 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
TIL: that the line isn’t “turilletary tune in the tub”

I just assumed turilletary was a word describing a type of tune. I’m not a music girly, who knew it’s not a word.

I’ve been awkwardly wedging the word turilletary into conversation for years.
November 19, 2025 at 8:57 PM
If you see this, QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood!
November 19, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I’d love to see a reboot of this but with Liza played by @heyfagatha.bsky.social
To anyone dismayed about not getting Muppet Knives Out don't worry because they basically already did that in 1979 with Liza Minnelli and it's a perfect (Emmy-nominated!) episode of TV that you can enjoy right now!
November 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
ChatGPT's 5.1 update notes include an example for reassurance after you accidentally spill coffee.

They really want you using their software for emotional validation.

Nobody thinks you're an idiot for spilling coffee on yourself.

I think you're an idiot for talking to ChatGPT about it though.
November 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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I’m here to watch sunsets and kiss boys and there aren’t any boys here right now actually
November 18, 2025 at 8:02 AM
When I wasn an angsty teen I wrote a lot of terrible poetry.

I've been feeling an itch to revisit it, but poetry feels earnest and vulnerable in a way that writing doesn't.

I can write anything and be like "its for the narrative" but poetry requires terrifying authenticity.
November 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I would die for this ancient horse statue.
Part 116 of 200 in historically interesting things to inspire your ttrpg

8800-year old ceramic horse. Han Dynasty
November 17, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I did my fastest 5k in over a decade yesterday and I’m very impressed with myself 💅

I’m not a speed runner, I’ve never worked on it or aimed for it, I love distance, but it’s really cool to see my training paying off in surprising ways.
November 16, 2025 at 10:26 PM