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Andy KJ Cragg
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Short Stories and Screenplays
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Mottled Plinth - A Book of Short Stories: amazon.co.uk/Mottled-Plinth-book-short-stories/dp/B0DZSY3LTX/

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Musak : chintzbaby.com
Web Design : lilacpixel.com
Lovely art by my friend : valerietaylor.co.uk
Visual Art : andycragg.com/art
Lens : akjcragg.com

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"rock" me, baby. #totp
November 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Best use of a cowbell in any song #totp
November 14, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Peely! #totp
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I may win one of these yet...
Author wrote best book he's ever written.
Publisher disintegrated/fucked off with author's earnings.
Book was finally published by new publisher.
Author has bought two hardbacks, for full price, to give away, signed.

Please repost/reply if you'd like a chance to win one..
bsky.app/profile/zygo...
November 13, 2025 at 9:35 AM
1500 followers! Wow.
Hello!
November 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
I'm just about to commission - An Editor!

As one who dislikes criticism (my stories are perfect, aren't they?) - it's going to be wild.

I'll bung their links on here if they are gentle with me ..
November 5, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Me too! :)
November 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Prequel to 1984.
Hello! My CEO Roscoe and I are giving away TWO signed copies of my novel 1983 to two randomly selected people who repost this & pop a reply below. You also get a free postcard of this illustration of Roscoe by my mum.

It’s been called “Stranger Things rewritten by Kurt Vonnegut & Sue Townsend”…
November 1, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Floggin' me motor : www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/... - only £14,195 for this beauty!
October 1, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Me musak for your lugoles ...
I thought I'd flog my DAT player and found some DAT tapes from the late 1990s containing some decent quality versions of stuff already out there. There were some new tunes, one or two of which I didn't recognise. So I thought I'd bung them all out on an album:
chintzbaby.bandcamp.com/album/dat-ar...
DAT Archive, by ChintzBaby
17 track album
chintzbaby.bandcamp.com
September 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
My two other endeavours ...
My other endeavour ...
I thought I'd flog my DAT player and found some DAT tapes from the late 1990s containing some decent quality versions of stuff already out there. There were some new tunes, one or two of which I didn't recognise. So I thought I'd bung them all out on an album:
chintzbaby.bandcamp.com/album/dat-ar...
September 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Time for this again, my 1400 followers!

Not sure how that happened, I had far fewer in the other place.

I'm in the poo financially, so every little helps: ko-fi.com/andykjcragg
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September 4, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Reposted by Andy KJ Cragg
Comedy writers with lived experience of autism - come write for us!

I went through this process last year, so here's some unsolicited advice: instead of waiting to feel confident enough to do stuff, trust that you'll gain confidence by doing it.

Follow the brief. Do your best. Hit send. Move on.
Boy do we have some exciting news… to everyone who’s been asking if we’re taking on new writers, the answer is finally yes!

We’re hiring! Sharpen your pencils, comedy writers - you have two weeks to perfect your applications to be our next freelancers!
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August 31, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Another flash fictioned short story on that SubStack - open.substack.com/pub/andykjcr...

(I'll go to Ghost, honest, when I get my 99th subscriber.)
Bench
Sitting on a bench, he is.
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August 19, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I seem to have 1400 followers. Hello 👋👋👋
August 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
#totp. I'm a proper punk/new wave bod. But Abba...
August 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
#totp. It seems only John Peel wasn't pervy on TOTP.
August 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM
#totp birds? Urgh.
August 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
#totp ooh, my first ever gig was The Piranhas! Play them you, etc
August 15, 2025 at 9:27 PM
#totp 40k? I genuinely believed it was closer to a million. Memory eh?
August 15, 2025 at 9:17 PM
#totp that would be John Foxx. Why do I remember these things and not important stuff?
August 15, 2025 at 9:13 PM
#totp. Sequels to pop songs...

...Wipe off Eileen.
August 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
#totp impressive miming from the Arfur Dailey fellow.
August 15, 2025 at 9:06 PM
#totp weirdly, I quite like this Arfur Daley thing. Amazing set.
August 15, 2025 at 9:04 PM
#totp Billie McKenzie had an astonishing voice, extraordinary.
August 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM