Andy Maloney
@andymaloneyreal.bsky.social
Actor, animal lover, fan,
🤠The silliest billy in the west🤠
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🤠The silliest billy in the west🤠
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Did it again. Give me the strength to not crash out… or at least the strength to throw a big chair in an act of violent catharsis.
Very niche complaint here but why the fuck was my hair so fluffy today but my brain chemistry so blah?!
Good hair days should instantly mean happy. I’m so grumpy because what do you MEAN I looked this good and my brain was still making me cry over literally nothing all day?!?!
Good hair days should instantly mean happy. I’m so grumpy because what do you MEAN I looked this good and my brain was still making me cry over literally nothing all day?!?!
November 14, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Did it again. Give me the strength to not crash out… or at least the strength to throw a big chair in an act of violent catharsis.
Very niche complaint here but why the fuck was my hair so fluffy today but my brain chemistry so blah?!
Good hair days should instantly mean happy. I’m so grumpy because what do you MEAN I looked this good and my brain was still making me cry over literally nothing all day?!?!
Good hair days should instantly mean happy. I’m so grumpy because what do you MEAN I looked this good and my brain was still making me cry over literally nothing all day?!?!
November 5, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Very niche complaint here but why the fuck was my hair so fluffy today but my brain chemistry so blah?!
Good hair days should instantly mean happy. I’m so grumpy because what do you MEAN I looked this good and my brain was still making me cry over literally nothing all day?!?!
Good hair days should instantly mean happy. I’m so grumpy because what do you MEAN I looked this good and my brain was still making me cry over literally nothing all day?!?!
Happy Halloween!!!!
November 1, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Happy Halloween!!!!
Rewatching The Menu with my dad and brother I just noticed Margot is the ONLY one with her elbows on the table. Details!!!!!
October 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Rewatching The Menu with my dad and brother I just noticed Margot is the ONLY one with her elbows on the table. Details!!!!!
Had a dream about a bunch of dogs with eyebrows. Mostly sable or agouti in coloration. All of them with big baby eyes.
October 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Had a dream about a bunch of dogs with eyebrows. Mostly sable or agouti in coloration. All of them with big baby eyes.
This week is a big week to be me and I’m being so brave about it, guys. I’m gonna go to an industry mixer and then I have two days on set (AS A LEAD! THIS IS MY SECOND TIME HAVING LINES. EVER!!!)
October 25, 2025 at 9:19 AM
This week is a big week to be me and I’m being so brave about it, guys. I’m gonna go to an industry mixer and then I have two days on set (AS A LEAD! THIS IS MY SECOND TIME HAVING LINES. EVER!!!)
Enjoying Tibet day in Portland before I go onto set and I was struck by how similar the traditional garb is to traditional outfits from the native peoples in the andes. Pretty amazing, to me.
September 13, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Enjoying Tibet day in Portland before I go onto set and I was struck by how similar the traditional garb is to traditional outfits from the native peoples in the andes. Pretty amazing, to me.
My excellence with recognizing faces has struck again 😌
September 6, 2025 at 12:23 AM
My excellence with recognizing faces has struck again 😌
Ah yes, my favorite part of the night before work: reckoning with the bag.
Books, pens, charging ports, chargers, Jewelry, Ipad, outfits (plural),
Do I love my career? Yes. Whole heartedly. But I deadass need a carry on just to go and be an extra at this rate.
Books, pens, charging ports, chargers, Jewelry, Ipad, outfits (plural),
Do I love my career? Yes. Whole heartedly. But I deadass need a carry on just to go and be an extra at this rate.
July 18, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Ah yes, my favorite part of the night before work: reckoning with the bag.
Books, pens, charging ports, chargers, Jewelry, Ipad, outfits (plural),
Do I love my career? Yes. Whole heartedly. But I deadass need a carry on just to go and be an extra at this rate.
Books, pens, charging ports, chargers, Jewelry, Ipad, outfits (plural),
Do I love my career? Yes. Whole heartedly. But I deadass need a carry on just to go and be an extra at this rate.
Is anyone else incredibly neurotic about the things in their pocket? Maybe I’m just a little touched but my keys always gotta go in the front right, my lipbalm front left and so on and so forth.
June 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Is anyone else incredibly neurotic about the things in their pocket? Maybe I’m just a little touched but my keys always gotta go in the front right, my lipbalm front left and so on and so forth.
This is a public apology to my brother. I am sorry for every mean thing I’ve ever said/done to you.
He’s sending me to go see @sinnersmovie.bsky.social tomorrow because he had a reward for a free movie he wasn’t gonna use and knew I’m to broke to go on my own dime.
Chris, your my favorite sibling.
He’s sending me to go see @sinnersmovie.bsky.social tomorrow because he had a reward for a free movie he wasn’t gonna use and knew I’m to broke to go on my own dime.
Chris, your my favorite sibling.
June 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM
This is a public apology to my brother. I am sorry for every mean thing I’ve ever said/done to you.
He’s sending me to go see @sinnersmovie.bsky.social tomorrow because he had a reward for a free movie he wasn’t gonna use and knew I’m to broke to go on my own dime.
Chris, your my favorite sibling.
He’s sending me to go see @sinnersmovie.bsky.social tomorrow because he had a reward for a free movie he wasn’t gonna use and knew I’m to broke to go on my own dime.
Chris, your my favorite sibling.
Reposted by Andy Maloney
Morning all! If you’re looking for a new book, you know where we are! - Michael
May 29, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Morning all! If you’re looking for a new book, you know where we are! - Michael
July 2020 vs June 2025. Five year’s difference. Despite the sunken eyes (I fear I may just have deep-set eyes haha) I’m actually a lot happier than I was then.
May 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
July 2020 vs June 2025. Five year’s difference. Despite the sunken eyes (I fear I may just have deep-set eyes haha) I’m actually a lot happier than I was then.
Watching a couple dance in the plaza. Maybe love is real.
April 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Watching a couple dance in the plaza. Maybe love is real.
We’re red again 🎉🎉🎉
April 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
We’re red again 🎉🎉🎉
Forgot to post these! The Hands Off! protest in Portland was huge. That image of down MLK? Thats only like the back 1/4.
April 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Forgot to post these! The Hands Off! protest in Portland was huge. That image of down MLK? Thats only like the back 1/4.
Reposted by Andy Maloney
IF YOU FOUND YOUR NOVEL IN THE LIBGEN DATABASE, YOU MAY BE A CLASS MEMBER FOR THE KADREY ET AL V. META PLATFORMS CLASS ACTION
Law firms you can contact if you're a potential class member:
Joseph Saveri Law Firm, LLP (415) 500-6800
Mathew Butterick (323) 968-2632 [email protected]
Law firms you can contact if you're a potential class member:
Joseph Saveri Law Firm, LLP (415) 500-6800
Mathew Butterick (323) 968-2632 [email protected]
March 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
IF YOU FOUND YOUR NOVEL IN THE LIBGEN DATABASE, YOU MAY BE A CLASS MEMBER FOR THE KADREY ET AL V. META PLATFORMS CLASS ACTION
Law firms you can contact if you're a potential class member:
Joseph Saveri Law Firm, LLP (415) 500-6800
Mathew Butterick (323) 968-2632 [email protected]
Law firms you can contact if you're a potential class member:
Joseph Saveri Law Firm, LLP (415) 500-6800
Mathew Butterick (323) 968-2632 [email protected]
I’m autistic and struggle with eye contact which can sometimes cause trouble when I’m acting, so I do staring contests with my family to improve. …We get silly in the Maloney household
March 18, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I’m autistic and struggle with eye contact which can sometimes cause trouble when I’m acting, so I do staring contests with my family to improve. …We get silly in the Maloney household
…I wish I could wear yellow without looking awful 😞 everyone tells me not to wear yellow because it’ll wash me out. But… I wanna look like a buttercup… Instead I’m stuck wearing wine red or whatever. Which is an okay color at best. Its not even the best red.
March 7, 2025 at 8:23 AM
…I wish I could wear yellow without looking awful 😞 everyone tells me not to wear yellow because it’ll wash me out. But… I wanna look like a buttercup… Instead I’m stuck wearing wine red or whatever. Which is an okay color at best. Its not even the best red.
Finally started Yellowjackets with my dad. About 30 minutes in saw a background take a pull off an apple and turned to my dad asking wtf… this man then explained all the improvised ways one can smoke weed.
I turned out so well, actually.
I turned out so well, actually.
March 7, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Finally started Yellowjackets with my dad. About 30 minutes in saw a background take a pull off an apple and turned to my dad asking wtf… this man then explained all the improvised ways one can smoke weed.
I turned out so well, actually.
I turned out so well, actually.
Reposted by Andy Maloney
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL INDEPENDENT MOVIE THEATER
March 3, 2025 at 5:00 AM
SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL INDEPENDENT MOVIE THEATER
Told my brother that the Oscars are my superbowl and then 5 minutes later I was yelling at my TV. He had the audacity to look at me like I was nuts.
I TOLD YOU, CHRISTOPHER. THIS IS MY SUPERBOWL.
I TOLD YOU, CHRISTOPHER. THIS IS MY SUPERBOWL.
March 3, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Told my brother that the Oscars are my superbowl and then 5 minutes later I was yelling at my TV. He had the audacity to look at me like I was nuts.
I TOLD YOU, CHRISTOPHER. THIS IS MY SUPERBOWL.
I TOLD YOU, CHRISTOPHER. THIS IS MY SUPERBOWL.
I love watching old of procedurals. You get to see lots of stars before they got their break and its so nice to remember that a lot of big names started in the same place I am now.
March 2, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I love watching old of procedurals. You get to see lots of stars before they got their break and its so nice to remember that a lot of big names started in the same place I am now.
…I have a mild cat allergy.
February 27, 2025 at 9:07 AM
…I have a mild cat allergy.
I’m 21!!!!
We went to Buffalo Wild Wings for my birthday. It was fun! 😊
We went to Buffalo Wild Wings for my birthday. It was fun! 😊
February 7, 2025 at 7:43 AM
I’m 21!!!!
We went to Buffalo Wild Wings for my birthday. It was fun! 😊
We went to Buffalo Wild Wings for my birthday. It was fun! 😊