Trying to imagine Air Defense Pete earning a "C" in high school trigonometry, and I just don't have the imagination to believe it possible.
January 6, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Trying to imagine Air Defense Pete earning a "C" in high school trigonometry, and I just don't have the imagination to believe it possible.
Right. Like Princess Dead.
January 6, 2026 at 7:45 AM
Right. Like Princess Dead.
But it rhymes, you see.
January 6, 2026 at 7:15 AM
But it rhymes, you see.
Alec Baldwin in a suit?
January 5, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Alec Baldwin in a suit?
Oh man. Love that one.
January 5, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Oh man. Love that one.
They stopped weed-trimming around the help wanted sign outside of the local Great Clips. It would probably be easier to just pull up the sign and mow over the high grass and then replant the sign, but I like to think that the landscapers are instead looking out for young barbers being lowballed.
January 5, 2026 at 8:47 PM
They stopped weed-trimming around the help wanted sign outside of the local Great Clips. It would probably be easier to just pull up the sign and mow over the high grass and then replant the sign, but I like to think that the landscapers are instead looking out for young barbers being lowballed.
Do you ever make the joke about "having to pay the full price" because that one was really good when it was fresh during the beginning stages of our civilizations.
January 5, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Do you ever make the joke about "having to pay the full price" because that one was really good when it was fresh during the beginning stages of our civilizations.
"Say what you must about Hitler, but he did kill Hitler."
January 5, 2026 at 8:28 PM
"Say what you must about Hitler, but he did kill Hitler."
Not if we keep Toyotathon inside our hearts.
January 5, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Not if we keep Toyotathon inside our hearts.
I've hardly had the time to choreograph.
January 5, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I've hardly had the time to choreograph.
You'll just get pushed out of the tree and break your leg.
January 5, 2026 at 6:36 PM
You'll just get pushed out of the tree and break your leg.
Slow bake the President.
January 3, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Slow bake the President.
Classic team up.
January 2, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Classic team up.
Nominative determinism.
January 2, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Nominative determinism.
We could just use this post as the sign for the bus driver to tap.
January 2, 2026 at 3:17 PM
We could just use this post as the sign for the bus driver to tap.
MacGyver would be fucking thrilled.
January 2, 2026 at 3:12 PM
MacGyver would be fucking thrilled.
You're going to wear a kitchen oven?
January 2, 2026 at 9:08 AM
You're going to wear a kitchen oven?
Kurosawa ripped off The Dick Van Dyke Show's aesthetic.
January 2, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Kurosawa ripped off The Dick Van Dyke Show's aesthetic.
You must understand the phallic symbolism of his climbing the Empire State Building.
January 2, 2026 at 5:09 AM
You must understand the phallic symbolism of his climbing the Empire State Building.
Take your goddamn like.
January 2, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Take your goddamn like.
You just need to swear on something we all agree is good. Ving Rhames would work. But maybe reserve it for something like oxygen.
January 2, 2026 at 2:19 AM
You just need to swear on something we all agree is good. Ving Rhames would work. But maybe reserve it for something like oxygen.