Andy Tomlinson
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Andy Tomlinson
@andytomlinson.bsky.social
Public Policy guy in Europe for Electronic Arts, Board member at Ukie. Living in France. Video games, politics, tech, often getting distracted by sport.
Light-toned workplace comedy where absolutely everyone is packing major heat the whole way through, it has no relevance to the plot, is never mentioned, ammo lying around on desks, people idly fiddling with safety catches as they chat. The Anti Chekhov's Gun.
February 4, 2026 at 3:19 PM
One should focus on one's strengths
February 4, 2026 at 12:08 PM
Truly. Still surprising how well they made a companion piece decades later with Journal for Plague Lovers.
February 4, 2026 at 9:45 AM
"Sphincter of the Mind's Eye" was Alan Dean Foster's unsuccessful first draft.
February 2, 2026 at 4:37 PM
The legal department at a previous job of mine had a poster on the wall:

"Dance like nobody is watching. Email like it will one day be read out in a deposition."
February 2, 2026 at 11:10 AM
Oh it's just Pride and Prejudice, but they fuck?

GIVE ME TEN SEASONS RIGHT NOW.
February 1, 2026 at 6:12 PM
The whole thing is like somebody read that "everybody is beautiful, nobody is horny" piece from a few years back and went "RIGHT THEN."

Laudatory, to be clear.
February 1, 2026 at 6:11 PM
As someone who has worked in a couple of large businesses: yep.
February 1, 2026 at 11:07 AM
They were à mon derrière
January 31, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I tried and failed to explain pantomime to several French people over Christmas.
January 31, 2026 at 4:51 PM
The absolute definition of shocking but not surprising
January 30, 2026 at 4:47 PM
It might be interpreting that as "pornfilms" in fairness
January 30, 2026 at 1:25 PM
And indeed BEFORE SUNRISE itself will not realize it is THE THING. Until it is too late.
January 29, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Just don't hit the brakes too hard when you're done.
a bat is sitting on a table in a room
ALT: a bat is sitting on a table in a room
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2026 at 3:32 PM
The Libertines were good but didn't quite fit, too London. Too cool. Having someone our age and genius come along but who's still, well, a bit of a Mardy Bum, it was perfect.
January 24, 2026 at 11:30 AM