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@anerdshobby.bsky.social
ᴍᴀʀᴠᴇʟ ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ/ᴍᴠ/ᴍᴅɴɪ/ᴡʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ʙʏ ǫᴜᴇᴇᴋ
Pinned
He’s there. In his FLAWLESS disguise.
Quietly sobbing at what’s happened.
“It’s beautiful! SO BEAUTIFUL! THEY FINALLY DID IT! GRUMPELLA AND THE SAD BOI! FINALLY! My heart!”
Then he looks dead at the timeline.
“The photo was by Char, by the way. Sorry! Credits before stories, y’know.”
Quietly sobbing at what’s happened.
“It’s beautiful! SO BEAUTIFUL! THEY FINALLY DID IT! GRUMPELLA AND THE SAD BOI! FINALLY! My heart!”
Then he looks dead at the timeline.
“The photo was by Char, by the way. Sorry! Credits before stories, y’know.”
January 22, 2026 at 1:12 PM
He’s there. In his FLAWLESS disguise.
Quietly sobbing at what’s happened.
“It’s beautiful! SO BEAUTIFUL! THEY FINALLY DID IT! GRUMPELLA AND THE SAD BOI! FINALLY! My heart!”
Then he looks dead at the timeline.
“The photo was by Char, by the way. Sorry! Credits before stories, y’know.”
Quietly sobbing at what’s happened.
“It’s beautiful! SO BEAUTIFUL! THEY FINALLY DID IT! GRUMPELLA AND THE SAD BOI! FINALLY! My heart!”
Then he looks dead at the timeline.
“The photo was by Char, by the way. Sorry! Credits before stories, y’know.”
He’s wearing an obviously fake moustache. It’s a perfect disguise.
He wants to see HOW THIS ENDS.
He wants to see HOW THIS ENDS.
January 22, 2026 at 1:07 PM
He’s wearing an obviously fake moustache. It’s a perfect disguise.
He wants to see HOW THIS ENDS.
He wants to see HOW THIS ENDS.
NO! I’VE GOTTA SEE HOW IT ENDS! PLEASE! LOOK! LOOK AT THAT LAST SQUEEZING OUT OF THE ANGST BY QUEEK! YOU CANNOT JUST—
(He’s pulled away. Sobbing).
(He’s pulled away. Sobbing).
Come on, dumbass!
(He’s grabbing Deadpool with his whip, and tugging him away.”
(He’s grabbing Deadpool with his whip, and tugging him away.”
OH MY GOD!? IS THAT HOW THE STORY ENDS!? THEY FINALLY GET TOGETHER AND THEN A LYNCH MOB JUST FUCKING KILLS THEM!?
Spoilers, goddamit!
Spoilers, goddamit!
January 22, 2026 at 1:04 PM
NO! I’VE GOTTA SEE HOW IT ENDS! PLEASE! LOOK! LOOK AT THAT LAST SQUEEZING OUT OF THE ANGST BY QUEEK! YOU CANNOT JUST—
(He’s pulled away. Sobbing).
(He’s pulled away. Sobbing).
OH MY GOD!? IS THAT HOW THE STORY ENDS!? THEY FINALLY GET TOGETHER AND THEN A LYNCH MOB JUST FUCKING KILLS THEM!?
Spoilers, goddamit!
Spoilers, goddamit!
January 22, 2026 at 1:01 PM
OH MY GOD!? IS THAT HOW THE STORY ENDS!? THEY FINALLY GET TOGETHER AND THEN A LYNCH MOB JUST FUCKING KILLS THEM!?
Spoilers, goddamit!
Spoilers, goddamit!
BECAUSE WE’RE BEAUTIFUL!
Now shut up!
I’m watching a bear and a rabbit get all messy together. It’s so fucking good.
(This sounds terrible out of context, but I promise it actually means something).
Now shut up!
I’m watching a bear and a rabbit get all messy together. It’s so fucking good.
(This sounds terrible out of context, but I promise it actually means something).
January 22, 2026 at 12:58 PM
BECAUSE WE’RE BEAUTIFUL!
Now shut up!
I’m watching a bear and a rabbit get all messy together. It’s so fucking good.
(This sounds terrible out of context, but I promise it actually means something).
Now shut up!
I’m watching a bear and a rabbit get all messy together. It’s so fucking good.
(This sounds terrible out of context, but I promise it actually means something).
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Probably the best way to deal with him, honestly.
January 22, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Probably the best way to deal with him, honestly.
Oh my god! May Calamawy is awake!
January 22, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Oh my god! May Calamawy is awake!
Oh you sweet little bunny rabbit.
I’m magic. Okay? I’m basically Gandalf.
But I’m not a gay icon.
Or maybe I am?
Undecided.
I’m magic. Okay? I’m basically Gandalf.
But I’m not a gay icon.
Or maybe I am?
Undecided.
January 22, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Oh you sweet little bunny rabbit.
I’m magic. Okay? I’m basically Gandalf.
But I’m not a gay icon.
Or maybe I am?
Undecided.
I’m magic. Okay? I’m basically Gandalf.
But I’m not a gay icon.
Or maybe I am?
Undecided.
Did you not SEE the writer tag on this account or something…?
January 22, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Did you not SEE the writer tag on this account or something…?
Scared of a guy in tights. In love with a 20ft tall crazy lady in power armour.
You have weird fears, friend.
You have weird fears, friend.
January 22, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Scared of a guy in tights. In love with a 20ft tall crazy lady in power armour.
You have weird fears, friend.
You have weird fears, friend.
See. Other me is liking /everything/ I post because he’s so jealous that I’m the A-lister and he’s not.
January 22, 2026 at 12:43 PM
See. Other me is liking /everything/ I post because he’s so jealous that I’m the A-lister and he’s not.
“It’s good! Y’know! Been busy! Making gin nobody drinks and managing a football club nobody cares about! I’m living the great choice lifestyle! You!?”
“ Yep, that's Reynolds. How's it goin' ”
January 22, 2026 at 12:39 PM
“It’s good! Y’know! Been busy! Making gin nobody drinks and managing a football club nobody cares about! I’m living the great choice lifestyle! You!?”
Who gave bootleg Jim Carrey Thor’s special little smashy-smasher?
January 22, 2026 at 12:29 PM
Who gave bootleg Jim Carrey Thor’s special little smashy-smasher?
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A 𝗯𝗹𝗮𝗱𝗲 among many •
sharp with 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘦 and
Ambition ; 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐥
dulls the sharpest
edge & so
𝙨𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚 fell
A 𝗯𝗹𝗮𝗱𝗲 among many •
sharp with 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘦 and
Ambition ; 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐥
dulls the sharpest
edge & so
𝙨𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚 fell
October 19, 2024 at 12:31 AM
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A 𝗯𝗹𝗮𝗱𝗲 among many •
sharp with 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘦 and
Ambition ; 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐥
dulls the sharpest
edge & so
𝙨𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚 fell
A 𝗯𝗹𝗮𝗱𝗲 among many •
sharp with 𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘦 and
Ambition ; 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐲𝐚𝐥
dulls the sharpest
edge & so
𝙨𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚 fell
Wade just sat there like a big child. Slouched forward, elbows on legs, chin resting on his hands. The eyes of his mask getting wider and wider in excitement as she wove more and more.
“Oh. My. God.”
He takes the blanket and frankly, the end result was a whole heck of a lot better then he -
“Oh. My. God.”
He takes the blanket and frankly, the end result was a whole heck of a lot better then he -
-stands up, and shows off the expertly woven blanket with pride in her eyes, she was quite happy with this one.
"Ta-Da~!"
After showing it off, she holds it out for him to take.
"Ta-Da~!"
After showing it off, she holds it out for him to take.
January 22, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Wade just sat there like a big child. Slouched forward, elbows on legs, chin resting on his hands. The eyes of his mask getting wider and wider in excitement as she wove more and more.
“Oh. My. God.”
He takes the blanket and frankly, the end result was a whole heck of a lot better then he -
“Oh. My. God.”
He takes the blanket and frankly, the end result was a whole heck of a lot better then he -
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“𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘴𝘪𝘹.”
#HaloRP OC - Spartan IV
Details below!
• Friendly Mun - 30+
• FC: Helena Rey/Rhona Mitra
• Mature Themes 𝙈𝘿𝙉𝙄! 🔞
#HaloRP OC - Spartan IV
Details below!
• Friendly Mun - 30+
• FC: Helena Rey/Rhona Mitra
• Mature Themes 𝙈𝘿𝙉𝙄! 🔞
October 11, 2024 at 9:25 PM
“𝘐'𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘭𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘴𝘪𝘹.”
#HaloRP OC - Spartan IV
Details below!
• Friendly Mun - 30+
• FC: Helena Rey/Rhona Mitra
• Mature Themes 𝙈𝘿𝙉𝙄! 🔞
#HaloRP OC - Spartan IV
Details below!
• Friendly Mun - 30+
• FC: Helena Rey/Rhona Mitra
• Mature Themes 𝙈𝘿𝙉𝙄! 🔞
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𝔹𝕃𝔸ℂ𝕂 𝕄𝕆𝕆ℕ
ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴀᴄᴇꜰɪᴇʟᴅ
ᴏ'ᴄʜɪʟᴅ ꜱᴛᴀʏ ᴄʟᴏꜱᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ
ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴀᴄᴇꜰɪᴇʟᴅ
ᴏ'ᴄʜɪʟᴅ ꜱᴛᴀʏ ᴄʟᴏꜱᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ
January 13, 2026 at 8:31 PM
𝔹𝕃𝔸ℂ𝕂 𝕄𝕆𝕆ℕ
ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴀᴄᴇꜰɪᴇʟᴅ
ᴏ'ᴄʜɪʟᴅ ꜱᴛᴀʏ ᴄʟᴏꜱᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ
ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴀᴄᴇꜰɪᴇʟᴅ
ᴏ'ᴄʜɪʟᴅ ꜱᴛᴀʏ ᴄʟᴏꜱᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍᴇ
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TEMPORARY PINNED
Original Character info
"It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance!"
Name: Elise Urayel
Gender: Female
Sexuality: Lesbian
Age: 22
Occupation: Elven princess
Role: Bottom Sub
Height: 5'1
Original Character info
"It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance!"
Name: Elise Urayel
Gender: Female
Sexuality: Lesbian
Age: 22
Occupation: Elven princess
Role: Bottom Sub
Height: 5'1
May 23, 2025 at 3:38 PM
TEMPORARY PINNED
Original Character info
"It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance!"
Name: Elise Urayel
Gender: Female
Sexuality: Lesbian
Age: 22
Occupation: Elven princess
Role: Bottom Sub
Height: 5'1
Original Character info
"It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance!"
Name: Elise Urayel
Gender: Female
Sexuality: Lesbian
Age: 22
Occupation: Elven princess
Role: Bottom Sub
Height: 5'1
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ㅤㅤ「My Lord. May flowers bloom wherever you wander. 」
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ㅤㅤ「My Lord. May flowers bloom wherever you wander. 」
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May 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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ㅤㅤ「My Lord. May flowers bloom wherever you wander. 」
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ㅤㅤ「My Lord. May flowers bloom wherever you wander. 」
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❝𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙣𝙜 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘥...
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ᅠᅠ» WO-2. Faye, Silvia | S-G180
ᅠᅠ» Spartan-III, GAMMA COMPANY.
ᅠᅠ» Office of Naval Intelligence, Delta-6.
ᅠᅠ» Joint Fires Observer.
ᅠᅠ» #HaloRP | #MVRP
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙠 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦.❞
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ 「 ♥ + ⟳ 」
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ᅠᅠ» WO-2. Faye, Silvia | S-G180
ᅠᅠ» Spartan-III, GAMMA COMPANY.
ᅠᅠ» Office of Naval Intelligence, Delta-6.
ᅠᅠ» Joint Fires Observer.
ᅠᅠ» #HaloRP | #MVRP
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ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝙬𝙚𝙖𝙠 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘧𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘺𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦.❞
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ 「 ♥ + ⟳ 」
July 31, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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an independent portrayal of 𝗗𝗘𝗡𝗝𝗜 from the 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗜𝗡𝗦𝗔𝗪 𝗠𝗔𝗡 series. multiverse and crossover friendly. seeking mains, serious and crack roleplay. He/Him. 🧡⠀⠀
January 19, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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an independent portrayal of 𝗗𝗘𝗡𝗝𝗜 from the 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗜𝗡𝗦𝗔𝗪 𝗠𝗔𝗡 series. multiverse and crossover friendly. seeking mains, serious and crack roleplay. He/Him. 🧡⠀⠀