yall making nsfw second accs imma make sfw accs where i encourage you to improve upon yourself and send personalized messages every day

Burning 552 calories by walking on the treadmill 🫠

I just realized this account gonna be my next beer buddy account, where I post the drink almost every single fucking time. But who cares lol

Told the bartender that I want to drink something that's not in the menu, and damn this is a good shit

I really hate hanging out with some people that being way too kind, like bro what's your intention? I mean you might be a good person, in a dodgy way

Having a new account always feels like brand new me, nobody knows me and yadda yadda lol

Monday Blue 💙

i think we should stop giving our ai bots female names (alexa, siri) and give them names from the old white boys club (john, james, chad) in honor of how overconfident and annoying they are even when they’re completely wrong or making stuff up

Happy Father's Day, your girlfriend call me daddy btw

If you’re bitching about your lack of followers but you don’t repost anyone else, I have an idea for you.
Stop bitching.

I love rosemary so much, so whenever I drink, I'll choose the one that has rosemary in it lol