Like Aragorn will be like "look at these tracks, our friends are alive! Come on!" And Legolas will just be looking off into the distance like "these trees are ancient and they whisper to each other." Like it'd be one thing if all elves were aloof and whatever but it's JUST him, no one else.

He was just a little boy! He didn't even want to go on the adventure! He wanted to stay home! He liked his home! Fuck man. I cried when Boromir died too and I didn't even like Boromir! But he never got to tell Frodo how sorry he was!

Also, just an aside, the line "great clown Pagliacci" is a "chai tea" situation from Rorschach because Pagliacci is Italian for clowns, so it's like saying "great clown Clowns"

(Correction: Pagliacci) about said actor masquerading on stage as a clown to hide his true nature as a murderer while he murders women on stage descised as part of the performance. Just like how the persona of the Comedian is a performance Edward Morgan uses to justify and mask his terrible actions.

Oh wow Bluesky really does not like the screentone. Let's try this.

Like Harry Potter is every bit as bio-essentialist, pro-eug3nics, transphobic, racist, ableist, sexist, homophobic and transphobic as the woman herself. It doesn't mean much to me to say you aren't hateful when your FAVORITE story is so incredibly hateful.

The video will be like "Hey, just cause in YOUR headcannon, characters are a found family, that doesn't mean I can't ship it because I see it as more romantic" and yeah, that's reasonable, and then I find the original and it's like Joel x Ellie in the Last of Us or something and NO? Just ... no

Like "why is Charlie dressed like a bellhop instead of a manager?" Probably because she wants to help people with their baggage and to get to where they're going, and she’s a people pleaser, who's in over her head. Dressing like a competent authority figure wouldn't fit at all.

Whoops, that didn't take long did it? 😅